Hi, welcome to McDonalds, my name is Andre, how can I help you?

Hi, welcome to McDonalds, my name is Andre, how can I help you?

Yeah can I get two double cheeseburgers and a crispy ranch snack wrap?

I dont know, can you?

A filet-o-fish with a mango smoothie to go please

how long you serve breakfast?

only dubs get their orders.

"wow, you're a darkie who is actually working for a living and not out on the streets killing people. "

"Here's a tip: "

>>$2.05

lol nigger

.... good show. Good show.

You have made a powerful ally this day, sometime soon you shall stand at the right hand of the one who shall create or destroy the world. Hold true to this saying, and I shall find you.

Can I get a Mc Gangbang?

Sure, go to the back alley and ask the nighogg for a whitey wifey treatment can't promise you wont get aids

1 x schooner of VB please

I can't believe you don't know what a Mc Gangbang is

I can believe your mom does

Thanks ma'am, i'll buy some crack with it

Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions - on a sesame seed bun.

Where the fuck is the kiosk?

give me two fucking cheeseburgers NIGGER

Can I get two fish sandwiches? Yeah, just the sandwiches.

That takes me back...

...

Andre, these double cheeseburgers you gave me are perfect, but have only half the cheese I would expect. There is only one slice of cheese per sandwich.

That will be 2 dollars and 30 cents for totally non-spitted or shitted on cheeseburguers sir

Oh sorry we thought you wanted mcdoubles. That'll be an extra two dollars.

Keep the change. I trust you, faggot.

Right fucking there mr 4 eyes

*pays you with pennies*

*counts them all in a really loud and slow manner so everyone can see how much of a faggot you are*

Here are your unadulterated cheeseburgers with free sauce due to promotion day

Can i have a mcgangbang

Shit I thought the mcGanbang was dead I make it all the time. Better and cheaper than big mac

su' cuz. lemme get dem nuggets and sum dem fries doe

One more time and i'm calling the cops

My penis fell off

Alright I'll get my manager right out to look at you.

What size would you like?

Thanks man, I love this place

Andre
I'm out on the street. Would you pour an old soul like me a coffee?
My pension was sucked into the financial crisis, and I've lost the house.

We dont sell coffe at this time

I'm a vegan

Is the ice cream machine still broke Andre?

Can I speak to your manager please?

Hi Andre, I'm inspector user. I'd like to speak with your dad. Do you know where he might be?

Hes busy looking at some guy's penis that fell of

Hi, can I get a Big Mac and a cup of ice please?

No, its been stolen 3 weeks ago

In prison

Would you give me one if I waited at the door?

Where's the nearest Bojangles in the area Andre?

Sure you can, 5 dollars please.

Wait me at the alley, i want a piece of that white ass

Here's the thing Andre, your dad escape. We are wondering if he tried to make contact...

Officer Rod Farva here Andre. I'd like a double quarter pounder with extra cheese, extra mayo, bacon, and a liter of cola...and no spit on my burger!

(OP)
*hands Wal-Mart bag*
lemme get dis bag full a fries.... help a brotha out

you from texas?

Good evening, fine young gentleman of african-american. I would very much like to conduct a transaction regarding a meal at this establishment. I humbly inquire as to the price of numerous battered and fried poultry morsels, colloquially known as the "chicken mcnugget", or, on my preferred corners of the world wide web,"tendies". I trust that good boy points are accepted as legal tender at this eatery? I would hate to have to make a scene.

Yes he did, he said he was going buy sum cigars n shiet havent seen him since

Here ya go, 7 dollars and 10 cents officer

how do you sleep at night knowing you have to "clock in" at mcdonalds

You fucking worthless nigger. A Big Mac isn't $5.00, and I know you aren't supposed to charge for water or ice if it's in a small cup.

What are your intentions with my change? It's important that I know.

NOW LISTEN HERE ANDRE, YOU TELL ME WHERE HE IS RIGHT NOW AND STOP LYING TO ME, OR MAYBE YOU CAN GO TOSS SALADS LIKE YOUR DAD USED TO IN PRISON.

Here, speak to my female co-worker she would love to take or worder, its my break.

Buying crack sir.

...

I love how everyone here is a minority except the manager.

Here you are, acting all high and mighty with your dubs. Not everyone rolls dubs you know... Some of us have to work at Mickey Dee's.

Morning Andre, Can i get 4 bacon and egg mcmuffins please?

OK OK SORRY OFFICER, HE'S ASSUMED THE POST OF DRUG DEALER ON THE TERRITORY I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ELSE

they haven't taken my gun away. I'll wait....

Give me a McNigger and two McCuckbangs.

Lemme fund mah EBT card nyukka

shieet wellcome 2 da micdilzzal

muh namye is andrer
wat da fuk u tryna eat?


fixed for you OP

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No you cant :(, its past 10 and we don't serve bacon and egg mcmuffins past 10, may i get anything else?

My cum smells weird

THE SIGN SAYS BREAKFAST ALL DAY NIGGER

Wait here, i'll get the manager.

DON'T YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME ANDRE! I SPENT 7 YEARS AS A COP IN THE GHETTO I KNOW YOUR KIND. I KNOW THIS "Mc Donalds" IS JUST A FRONT WITH YOUR DAD AT THE HELM. *picks up salt shaker* SEE WHAT IS THIS!? IT'S FUCKING COCAINE

Is it breakfast time yet?

Excuse me miss, I have a difficulty speaking with females of any ethnicity and therefore must step out briefly, so I may say a brief prayer to the great god kek for strength and successfully conduct this purchase without emitting a shrill, piercing reeee.

I'd like two number 9's; a number 9 large; a number 6, extra dip; a number 7; two number 45's, one with cheese; and a large soda

Hi andre can I have something to derail this thread please

That sing is for you mom whom you can eat all day here we only serve breakfast all day, now let me repeat, can i get you anything else?

Wat up blood. Let me get dat oreo mcflurry nigga

before 10*

What's this, a meme for ants?

Lel, thats too far nigga, its just salt i have been pouring that shit all day onto fries and stuff would have been a ton of waste.

Ahhh sorry i thought i was going to get lucky...

Well can i have a large big mack meal, a cheese burger and a mc chicken for my wife

Babe, did you want anything else?

Well...we have been standing in line for the last 5 min how can you not know...

Sorry Andre she does this all the time..

No im not being rude babe you are just making Andre wait.....just..just get the mcchicken like you always do...just....make up your mind please

Ok, Andre and a mcchicken meal also please

Coke zero and fanta thanks

No, its past 10.

This could be in the suburbs. They train them, there. Spray bottles are quite effective.

how does this picture make you feel white boy?

shit lemme get a bucket regular

That will be 13 dollars please, have a good day.

Oh yeah smartass? Then how do explain this shit being so addicting uh? TELL ME! How do you keep people coming back here, EXPLAIN OR I WILL SHOOT

Have a bag of "go derail a ylyl or porn webm instead"

Thanks Andre

/Walks off to sit down

*in the distance, quiet arguing followed by a couple sitting together eating not making eye contact

The only bans I've ever really seen here were for this

If you really want the for-frees on your ass to derail a relatively fun and innocuous thread, go ahead, but you would get way better results in say, a cuck thread or political thread.

This is just anons having a meme of a time m8. Let em be, lad.

Racists are douche bags...republican candidate is a white supremist. USA has a lot of 'xplaining to do.

I dont know, its chemistry and stuff sir, salt and fat and shit its additcing because evolution and shit i didnt learn because i didnt go to school

That'll be about three fiddy

Can I get a Number 4 without pickles?
Actually, just a Number 4. You're going to put pickles on it anyway.