Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Yuuko Aioi has been claimed!
Iowa claimed
I may have crippling depression but I'm the one who does the bossing even if it means I become a normie
WHATS GOING OOOON
Saber claim
Thanks appreciate the support
>EXCALIBAAAAAH
Kek
Claimed.
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Chupas? You mean chalupas?
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Possibly for you
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I like
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Jeez lol was it just a one time thing where they show up and that's it?
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>we had a yuuko before you. That's why
Come and get some!
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You did the hand heart thing and i simply replied with the heart hand thing
>lies
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Oh kek lol. Still "fixing" them bikes?
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Soon
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That's why. Well there ya go
youtu.be
Claiming Felix
WUZ GUD NYAGGAS?
That looks kind of gross actually. I'm not fond of toffee though
>claimed
Claiming
>mochi
Claimu!
What's been going on?
How so? Graveyard means night shift, not an actual graveyard!
Not much, bout to leave for work. You?
I'm always fixing those bikes. ALWAYS!
Oh, which # sideops is that?
PRANKED
YOU JUST GOT PRANKED
Also, yeah, let's go outside and solve this issue once and for all
B-But I need this bait to bait other people!
You mean my friends? Or the other Ruby claim?
Hey Yuuki!
What's up? I just got home from work
YUUUUUUKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
Anytime my friend. Doesn't impede on much right?
>More like Sexcalibah :^)
I hate it when you prank me bucko. and you know I'm going to win.
Browsing Youtube. Just looking for anything. Got work tomorrow?
Great to hear. Ha, looks a bit similar to my routine, almost. Nothing much, just looking for something to watch or listen to.
I shouldn't, but it'd help in the long run. I'll take your word for it for now, I mean it's not like you'd find a cuter one anywhere else.
Fair enough, had a few tacos earlier, top-notch. Damn straight man, not looking to be down.
Pretty swell, how about you?
If we meme ironically enough, maybe the depression will go away :^). Sounds good.
Hey 3-14 is better than 0-14. Just get a AWP. Now those are easy kills.
Well, I have been called a charmer before.
Rqob wlph zloo whoo, pb rqfh vklqrd eurwkhu
Hi
We're Americans lol. Also
>poutine > moose meat
Jesus
Ruby claim
YUUUUUUNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
What's up man?
your waifu will ALWAYS be garbage
Ay Shinoa, wuz gud?
WUZ GUD NIGGA??
Yeah but i'm not gonna let it get to me!
oh so now you deny it since maki is here. I see.
Excuse you? You're the one who won't find anyone cuter here. And you're no charmer don't flatter yourself..
Hello, Shinoa.
EATING SOME MCNUGGIES AND PLAYING WOW!! How's UFC and grilling?
Says the literal corpse bride.
Oh, I've worked night shifts for an electrical contractor before. It was okay
Somehow ended 14-21
They were throwing rounds I think though
Poutine is pretty tasty, I don't eat it often though
>Says the 3D trash
I could send you an invite to the one we have if you wanted
Is this your youtube channel?
We know yours will
Hello! What have you been up to?
(Nico)
Just making sure.
(Makoto)
Should we go with 's (Alice) idea of a bar, or should we go with the opposite theme of winter?
(Shinoa)
I'm pretty sure I mean Chupa Chups.
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McGregor won, watching the shitstorm in Sup Forums lol
Hows the nuggies? I'll probably go buy some later
Off to sleep.
Have a good day everyone.
Ohhh, grandma had tacos yesterday. Was out getting them and she called me asking where they were. She rushes hella bad.
Well with Nico here, I'm sure you'll be "up" instead. :^)
No, I'm not asking the Mexican down the street for help.
Thanks Mavis. Glad to see you doin alright.
Sounds like an interesting job. Was it particularly difficult?
Not sure. I rather like winter, but this place is perfect for a bar with all the drunks.
>Off to work I go!
I'm trying my hardest but it never leaves only getting more crippling :^)
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN I DON'T SPEAK YOUR CULT SHIT
Try not having a shitty vampire as your waifu then we talk mangoloid
-mavis
bullshit.
Yeah thanks
>Want to try that out :^)
Not much, just chilling. What about you?
Don't call me bucko, lad.
Also, nah, just go and praise Aiz more. Your waifu sucks anyways
>:^(
I've got no idea. I do kinda hope he finds something else to claim / doesn't mind sharing. Otherwise, I'll either claim something else or just not be here too much
>guaranteed replies
Was waiting for that this time.
Goodbye ~
You're talking about mavis right?
Nice, I don't know a thing about UFC lol.
They're pretty good! Starting to prefer getting these over mcdoubles
Playing some WoW at the moment. I've been working all day so I'm just chilling with friends
bring it fatty
FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME
I dont either, kinda bandwagoned when irish guy and ronda McMan got BTFO and im like So... THESE are Ufc champs uh?... whoa.."
Been a while.
Hitagi claim
You already know what I'm gonna say.
Good night Kyouko
Well, I was there to see what it was about so I was literally just doing grunt work/busy work. I had problems with my overseer though and the night shifts during the week and staying awake all day wore me down
>is it cuddle time?
are you a vampire?
seasonal trash?
How long?
I don't remember a Hitagi before
fuck yeah, i wear dark make-up and listen to goth.
Do your thing nico homie
Chilling my dude. Soon to sleep though. You? Also helped friend move into apartment
>
Some wings right now
I've never been in denial
First time in thread?
I want poutine
Chilling currently. You?
OH
Night
Never said that lol
You'll learn
Why not share? I did it before
Heya!
Do we?
Anytime man anything interesting?
>wouldn't that be cheating on your ship? :^)
Don't call me lad, buddy.
you know what I will because she is way better than that bitch hestia. I'm gonna punish you for that boyo
>fatty
OH YOU DID NOT JUST BRING THAT CARD YOU SHIT
this doesn't sound good for my health
S M U G
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Yummy, I got ribs
>Not knowing how to use ciphers.
Brx duhq'w zruwkb.
so why do you like mavis?
>I dont hate didney my first waifu was elsa
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Yuuki, what's up?
Which is why the two cutest ones should stick together, right~? Ha, alright I won't. Forgot I had you to do it for me.
Was this competitive? If so then that's pretty brutal.
Haha, well they were good at least right? Nothing beats the homemade ones. I already am "up", would still be asleep if I weren't :^)
It's a viscous cycle. The palms don't lie apparently :^)
Copy that.
I think around a month or so.
Hey Shinoa.
How have you been?
Say that in Sup Forums, rustle their jimmies
Just got home from work, playing some WoW with friends. Did he pay you in beer and/or pizza?
Heyo! Not much, what're you up to?
I see, well welcome back
There's quite a few places here to pick them up. Seems like every pizza plays sells them
It was competitive. My friend isn't level 21 so he can't play Prime. We got paired against a guy with 2000 hours in the game
What is your job?
I was playing league a few minutes ago but just kinda grew tired of it
It is cuddle time
>cuddles
I don't mind sharing. But I don't even know if he'd be up for it. Also many people confused him for me, so yeah.
So, what are you up to?
Hey! How are y---- oh, you're that guy. Listen, friend, you don't call me buddy. Also, Hestia overpowers Aiz with her face full of happyness and love. Aiz is pretty much the Lucie Wilde of anime, so stfu
>love me
I would have to download it.. is it a phone app?
So you aren't denying that you were trying to make me cheat? Okay good. No more lying from smug.
Hmmph.. that's right so leave it to me. and Yeah! the two cutest are staying together got it?
shower time for me I'll brb
Same here, listening to Kirby music as usual.
youtube.com
Though i'm kinda upset my ssbb disc won't work, though i think i've had it for more than 10 years.
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>yuno
nice waifu
disgusting brocon
Man I should have RIGHT after they loss
Fuck me for not thinking
Ooo lap pillow!
"You aren't worthy."
wtf is you and kirby
if you like Kirby so much just waifu him
Why thank you, who might yours be?
Nah just prepping for bed now
>Implying I'm shipped
Not currently wanna take a shot while you have a chance :^)
I work at a convenience store. I played league for a while but grew tired of it. I have it installed still
Isn't too late!
Sachiko from Corpse Party
>cuddles
There is a phone app yes. You can connect from your browser too though
Hey cutie ~
I am still a little hungry after those ribs
Mmm corpse party, one of my bros has told me in the past to try it out
Claimed.
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What does that say!?! TEACH ME
Doesn't help the cards tell me the same thing
What guy..? Aiz is really fucking cute and lovable and happy and fuck you. SHE IS NOT LIKE THAT SHIT AT ALL.
>alright I'll love you
'Sounds nice and cozy
>Are you calling Shinoa a liar?
No thanks mang I got other lovers
imagine a world where I was god
Hows them steaks coming?
It's not hard really lol
Hello
Dude i had pork ribs from Rudy's today. Good stuff
>le long neck
Been pretty fine. You my dude?
Pizza. How'd you know?
>got pic
Yeah up in Canada not here. Lucky
Chilling in bed about to sleep. I'm sure you two can come to an agreement. If not, be the bigger person and ignore his remarks about "no she's my waifu" lol
No more lying eh?
There ya go. Its more than a decade dude. Time for a new one
Forgetting huh?
Ooo Akame, didn't see you there
I'd be athiest then
*tips fedora*
*flicks trenchcoat*
Good.
Go get some mcnuggies
Hell on earth
Hey Alice doing better than I am I hope?>Implying I'm calling Shinoa a liar
Nah she never officially shipped me
>Other lovers
Let me guess righty and when you're feeling saucy leftie :^)
why havent you killed yourself yet hand
The universal way bros pay each other for moving furniture or whatnot is either beer or pizza. Or both.
Ah pork ribs.. haven't had those in a while
Good to hear!
>Running low on propane
Maybe later, I still got chips and shit to munch
Hitagi is that really you?
That it?
hey there how are you?
I'd be a priest
What's the matter? I always feel down at the early hours of the morning but I'm about to go to sleep I think
You can use me if you want smuggy Yuno
Also, I've never seen such a cute Yuno
League ends up being tiring after a while yeah. I just play it because friends play it, otherwise I wouldn't even glance at it
>caresses head
There there, time to sleep?
Aiz is so dumb when it comes to being lovely. Just look at her :^)
>you're so easy~
A world of pure pain and destruction
Ah, is it that late there?
I don't really mind, not like there couldn't be a huge Ruby fan with bodypillows and images of her all over. I'll try to convince him I guess lol
>or maybe I'll just make him disappear