Just busted so far It hit my neck (I was lion down)

[Jackson Murphy]

Just busted so far It hit my neck (I was lion down)

[Cooper Nguyen]

>lion down
For fucks sake

[Ayden King]

>not having it hit your cheek

plebeian

[Camden Flores]

Oops I mean it hit muh lips

[Blake Smith]

once i hit the wall i was leaning on

[Charles Price]

>not having it stuck in your hair

plebeian

[Brandon Rogers]

Wtf I'm voting for Hillary now

[Isaac Williams]

Muhmuh

[Joseph Howard]

Donking for konto

[Jaxon Carter]

I chummed buckets and it touched my hair lips cheeks face and got in my pussy happy ?

[Ethan Morales]

Who

[Evan James]

Gphome

[Luis Green]

>not hitting the wall on the far side of the room

plebeian

[Isaac Young]

Thank you so much for sharing.

[David Foster]

I CHUMMED BUCKETS IT HIT THE WALL MY WENT RIGHT THROUGH PUT A HOLE IN THE WALL FLIPPED AROUND HIT MY HAIR MUH CHEEKS AND ETC

[Luke Lopez]

>lion down

[James Campbell]

I bet you haven't even killed a dog you plebeian

[Caleb Walker]

Nigga did I mention last week I chummed buckets that shot through my dogs skull

[Owen Watson]

>shot though my dogs skull

I'd like to see you do that with an elephant skull, plebeian

[Caleb Thomas]

I was lion down Martha!

[Christian Roberts]

Back In my primedays I used to hunt dem eles for the ivory tusks using only my skiimen

[Levi Ward]

>my primedays

In my primedays, I could hit a submerged whales at a mile down. Filthy plebeian

[Jonathan Fisher]

one time a girl wouldnt let me fuck so i went to the toilet to jerk off and i almost shattered the toilet seat

wish i caught that nut on film

[Ayden Johnson]

Ill have you know In my navydays I used to Prop my penis into torpeedus launchers and sink enenimey ships

[Nathaniel Parker]

I'll have all you plebeians know that I once helped them germans over yonder bombard paris with my spunk

[Nathan Williams]

The bombs dropped on both nagasaki & hiroshima contained my cumlings

[Gavin Parker]

I sold mine to some scythians and they made something they call "tsar bomba"

[Christopher Ortiz]

i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot

[Jordan Jenkins]

>tsar bomba
I sold mine to Alens and they used it for the big bang... you are my cummies

[Camden Reed]

Jokes on you, after my jizzoli floated around for millennia it seeded the multiverse. I am the father of everything, next time don't make so many brash assumptions

[Robert Cooper]

Ohh god
>Welp my cums in every chef boyardee ravioli can you have ever eaten End of stori

[Camden Campbell]

Good thing I don't eat chef boyardee

[Wyatt Cruz]

>jokes on you
>I do