ITT We're all members of a failing rock band

ITT We're all members of a failing rock band

I blame moot for bailing on us.

He only left because everyone was such a faggot.

I told you guys to replace the drummer since day one, now look where we are

We needed more cow bell!!!

How about we change our sound to a more electronic sound? Kids love it these days.

He thought he was sooo good. Dumb nigger faggot

I still think that the "electric triangle" is the future of rock

You misspelled electronic vomit

my mom says we cant practice in the garage anymore.

Hey guys can I bring my girlfriend to band practice?
Her name is Yoko and she has some great song ideas

Well, I gotta pay the bills, alright?

Well I'm ready to get fucked up. How about you guys?

What's the worse that can happen lads?

Does she have nice tits? She can join if so

I think we fucked up with St. Anger, guys.

Look, we can't keep delaying our debut album. Either we make this shit happen or we aren't gonna be able to keep sucking up anymore money from the labels

Look, I know I got to the show after all of you and I'm the seventh drummer you've had, and I hate to do this to you, but I got some other things I need to work on...

FUCKING CUNT!

Fuck you my snare sounds so fucking heavy

>does heroin

Do you even know what heavy is?

Who's turn was it to bring heroin to practice this week? Fuck, was it mine?

yea well fuck your mom anyway!! we're in our 40's now! that's has to be old enough to rent our own place right?

>heroin
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot

>hurls a mostly empty whiskey bottle at OP
Youve changed, bro! It used to be just for the lulz ..

>implying we never were failing to begin with

dive bars on a Tuesday night is not success guys

hey fuck you man i paid my child support!

I knew our bass was too quiet!

It's my strings that are making play bad

...

I know what will get us fans guys:

listen to Sup Forums and just make the worst shit we can

Can we please talk about the need for someone who doesn't have a lisp to do our vocals? I'm not trying to be a dick, but this has got out of hand.

I'm a grown ass man, I can practice in the garage if I want to

but we got a noise complaint last time remember? the cops came and we can get fined for this shit

oh yeah, I think we might need to do a couple of gigs to scrape up some money for soundproofing .

but nobody will give us anything after our last drummer trashed that dive bar last Tuesday

Do YOU even know what heavy is?

*records static*

Guys our new album name is "Guitarded" featuring our newest single "get down-syndrome"

dude that won't sell, everybody's too uptight in the *current year*

I mean yeah i'm all for equal rights and stuff but come on can we get a drummer who doesnt have progeria

Guys, I took it upon me to pawn our instruments for crack money. If y'all are worried about not being able to play, there should be some shit in the garage for you to bang on

Can i get my friend do help with songwriting? He's not much of a musician but he is a composer and can make some good sounding shit.

Fuck off, Chris Poland.

WHO WANTS TO DO HEROIN WITH A FIREHOSE