Pump billions in minority sports that couldn't be sustained otherwise

>pump billions in minority sports that couldn't be sustained otherwise
>think of yourselves the greatest sporting nations on earth
>be shit at the sports that really matter to the world

Anglosphere, everyone.

>Asspain

cheer up spain, you won in water polo today

kiwis are good at rugby, americans are good at basketball and aussies are good at cricket

now, spaniards are good at...?

You wish you were part of the glorious anglosphere

instead you're related to shit tier poor third world countries like Mexico

Kiwis GOAT at rugby
Canada GOAT at hockey
Australia GOAT at cricket
USA GOAT at basketball and olympics
UK GOAT at ????

Didn't an anglosphere country invent soccer?

We have more recent success at football, tennis, basketball, racing and many other sports than your nation.

>have "GOAT"
>still be shit
pfffffffffffffffffffttt JAJAJAJAJAJA

soccer

>Australia GOAT at Cricket

KEK

cycling desu

Messi >>>>> any Spaniard alive
del Potro > Nadal
Ginobili >>>>>>>>> Gasol
Fangio >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alonso


Feel free to talk about any other sport, we are better at everything

Your soccers not even good. All the good players aren't even from Spain. . .

You speak their language on a day to day basis.

Kiwis GOAT at rugby
Canada GOAT at hockey
Australia GOAT at shitposting
USA GOAT at basketball and olympics
UK GOAT at cricket

It was already discussed: the US doesn't pump money into sports. It's mainly university student athletes who get financed through donations, sponsorships and through a regular job they may have

>Australia GOAT at cricket

Absolute kek

Also F1, bikes and waves

Nah, we speak Argentine

We use more Italian than Castillian words

Events that require the athlete to be seated.

Are cars, bikes and ships athletes?

>Messi
carried by spaniards, shit when playing in argentina
>Del Potro
#141 ranked player in the world
>Ginobili
Duncan baby
>Fangio
Literally pre-history

>global sport
>why aren't ONE HUNDRED PERCENT of good players spanish?

hurr durr

and guess what, they're shit at it

>pump billions

I don't know how the Aussies and Brits do it, but the US Olympic program is privately funded and nearly all of our athletes come from universities.

Taking siestas and being all-around lazy

>Australia GOAT at cricket
>Australia GOAT at cricket
>Australia GOAT at cricket

Britain GOAT at boxing, cycling and Formula 1

Nah but the person operating them is

Think you got a taste of British machinery in the 80s mate

>they're shit at it

Don't you have the same number of world cups as them?

Name me one good Spanish soccer player oh wait you can't.

Go back to stabbing bulls for fun because of your shit ass tradition. Oh and go back to Bartthhelona cuz your shit ass language has stupid pronunciation. Idiot loser.

lottery funded

Tacos!

Why can't Bongs stay more than 2 replies without talking about a war that happened 50 years ago? You are like these pathetic old people who talk about muh past

>UK GOAT at ????

Empires, baby

>Australian cricket
>lost 4 of the last 5 ashes
>just got pumped by Sri Lanka and about to lose your #1 spot to England or India

If it was about vocabulary instead of grammar English would be considered a romance, not a germanic language.

>Estados Unidos
>anglo
>Briburkas
>anglo

Are you serious? HAHA

their only WC was refballed beyond comprehension. The fact that they haven't EVER sniffed the semi-finals at the european level should tell you something.

tf
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Sorry mate I just got that preemptive insult in at you before you talk shit about British sport

>France
>European

>the US Olympic program is privately funded
No way, really?

Yeah, we're the ones who are obsessed

>posts an Argentine legend

Is that the closest you guys have to a "great olympian"?

Nice "anglosphere"

Leeching off of an entire continent's economy?

Is there no equivalent phrase for "you shouldn't throw stones in glass houses" in French?

The sport that actually matters most is global imperialism and we recked your shitty Armada and superpower status when we as a country were barely a century old.

butt blasted

Using your same logic, why are you so obsessed with implementing sharia?

We're not shit, we're just not good at it.

They conquered them a long time ago so it counts.

...

You kind of live in a glass house, Jacques.

yes, it's supported by sponsors

most athletes are either university students who train at the university or the athlete raises their own funds or obtains sponsorships to pay for equipment and training

Messi shit?
He goes to every final carry his shit Argentinian squad on his back, all he needs is 1 more superstar to help him and hell literally win every international comp ever.

Another "Anglo" country

When did Spain conquer Argentina? We are not related to the people living in this country before the Europeans came, less than 0.5% of us are Natives

thanks for the (you)

>every anglo nation is ahead of spain in medal count

You can't even beat New Zealand

>all he needs is 1 more superstar
This isn't basketball, m8. The Argentine national team is full of superstars. They just happen to be massive chokers.

Is France an European nation? It looks like Argentina to be fair

That's because your country's only relevance is maradona, messi, and getting btfo by Britain with the falklands

What language does your country speak, my fair skinned friend?

>needs superstars to win against CHILE

shut up chicano barça fan

You literally speak their language on a daily basis.

>all these butthurt British cuckolds
Why can't the British handle the banter, Sup Forums?

Of course it is.

>The Argentine national team is full of superstars
lmao name 1

Only 1 and I'm happy


I know you are English and you have low standards but there is no way players like Garay, Rojo, Otamendi, Demichelis, Romero, Biglia, Enzo Pérez, Lavezzi, Huguaín or Palacio are elite

>Hispanic
>not white

This is no different from the "colored" Italians and Irish in the 1920s, or the "colored" Germans in the 1850s, or the "colored" Swedish in the 1780s. We just keep changing the definition of white, most Hispanics in the US are lighter than your average Italian.

We speak Argentine

The only country speaking Castillian outside of Spain is Equatorial Guinea

the tour de france is your national sport

reminder everyone the last time you won that

How many terrorist attacks have you had from Muslims in the past year?

What are you going to do about it?

I'll help you out here, just like we have to help you out whenever your country gets attacked and bullied - absolutely nothing

>britain
>goat at boxing

You've had ONE great boxer in the last ~50 years and that was Lennox Lewis. Fury's just best of a bad bunch as far as the heavyweight division goes.

Di maria perma injured
Mascherano old
Higuain the choke master himself never ever scores a goal that means anything

Its literally messi and aguero trying to drag a bunch of literally whos and shit players to victory and they wont let them.

Higuain, Aguero, and Mascherano are all elite.

This, if Sup Forums was around back in 1920 people would be shitposting about how the US was 40% colored.

Higuaín is not elite and Agüero didn't play the finals

Mascherano is a defender, he can't win the games. They can make us avoid a defeat, but he won't score the winning goal

13 current world champions unprecedented in boxing history

>caring about cyclism

Nigel lol, keep visiting our country, that all matter

Another anglo country

Calm down spaniard dont speak to me in your shit language, if you wanna hurl insults speak in the queens english or shut the fuck up in your who cares country.

>racing

4 WDC vs. 2 WDC

Ricciardo > Alonso

Aussies win again.

Aguero, Higuain, Mascherano, Di Maria, Pastore. How are these not superstars? With the greatest player of all time assisting them. Argentina has more than enough talent to win everything.

Please remind everyone the last time a Frenchman won the Tour de France (your national sport)

>and aguero
heh the guy has been injured or benched 90% of the games

I fully agree with you argentina bro, Messi needs someone to help him win the game and currently he does not have him.

>most Hispanics in the US are lighter than your average Italian.
Nah, you are deluded

me in the top left

LOOK HOW HISPANIC ARE WHITE AMERICA HAHA
Damn it, how can you guys be cucked so hard ...

imagine what would happen if any of our national teams were full of foreigners

France is pathetic

It's all about numbers
We won Tour de France, 27 times Nigel

Exactly, Messi is trying to drag 10 sacks of shit to a cup and and can only manage to get them to finals.

You can't sustain riding a bike without pumping billions into it? If that's the case I have a bike for sale and it's available for a bargain price.

>all under 6ft

MANLET RAGE

You have to go back

BLACKED

A French theatre

>meanwhile in the US national football team:
German, German, Mexican, German, German, Mexican, Dominican, German, Ethiopian, German

How do you pronounce elle

Do you say vos instead of tu

Do you not call Spanish espanol

don't you have a nigger president too? haha

delete this
not banter
not funny
you're butthurt
go outside and takes some deep breaths

Please remind us all the last time a Frenchman won the Tour De France

That's my point, we don't speak Castillian Spanish

The three in the bottom right are all lighter than most of the Italian NT.