Waifu claiming thread.
Esdeath Edition:
Rules:
>no squirrels
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claimed.
Except for vegatarians
I'm not a very burger person tho
Ughh guess I'll get McNuggies.. 24/7 pizza when?
fuck my internet
going back into lurk mode
Nice thread
[youknow]
you poor little carnivore thing~
Yuuko Aioi is mine!
I don't like being drunk.
Plus I have very expensive taste when it comes to alcohol, or anything for that matter.
I'm an artist.
Hitagi claim
Yeah.
I like to avoid argument as much as I can, and people in general most days
>claimed
Iowa claimed
everybody is in agreeance! Not a single person against me but you. My ancestors are smiling upon me Ruby can you say the same?
>Of course I wouldn't be saying it otherwise~
Well yea but damn the truth sometimes.
I see it all. its so clear
>fuckin rip in a peace
THE WILD RIDE
I said I'd be back yesterday, but then sleep happened. I had a glorious day off today though.
Anyway, Vivian James claimed.
"Gorilla, they come and kill you with bananas"
-Desiigner
Saber claim
Almost a month ago on mutual terms
Still here
Just get fries
(Shino)
There's one in my town here so I'm gonna have to get one sometime
Guess I'll have to go get mcdonalds again, the ribs didnt really stuff me up
Mmm what is your taste, might I ask?
Why is ship name after Iowa, it aint even near a ocean
Umbasa
>when your daughteru is a literal miracle of the universe
Truly a blessing on humanity
Then what do you name them Aft and Stern?
That'll be silly! Is there at least steaks or chicken tendies?
I have not seen her anime
>daughteru
thats kind of creepy
goddamn you user
Panda is one of my activation words
Says the mommy boy
>Crusade when
>killing squirrels
thats kinda creepy
Hello again
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>Esdeath calling someone else creepy
Analyze yourself before you judge others
Again, same here. But after a good year of it, I couldn't take it anymore and just snapped at her. Especially since the only sleep I get is often in near 100F heat, so it's not even that comfortable.
I think it's just burgers.
What's up bro?
>stellar claim
Back from my walk.
I got lost.
Got distracted with making a new Pathfinder character. Just need to know his characterisation now. Events in his life that made him who he is kind of thing, mannerisms, who he is.
Because they like naming the boats after states. Its not about whether its built near the ocean or not.
nope but kek'd
Hello welcome back
>post on /waifu/
>Try to sleep for a few more hours
Life's too hard man.
boatfucker
You're like a black hole for food compared to me
Never :(
Ehm somewhat close enough:p
Mmhmm
Not by me
Freddy's? Cause i dislike loittle ceasers but it was free pizza
Hey what's up?
Lil ship
It happens dude
Freddie's, yeah. There's also a little caesars here too. Not a fan of their pizza either, but $5 large pizza is a pretty good deal.
Bummer, the smurfs are very annoying to deal with from what I've seen. Understand why they do it, but when it corrupts the ranking and all that it sucks.
Whenever I take a break from running I feel the same way. Leg day is hell on earth.
It's good for a convenient snack, crave it every now and then. The processed doesn't bother me as much, but I don't get how some eat it constantly. Starts to lose its taste and just isn't right to eat without moderation.
Got lucky this time.
It's a secret art.
Oh katana necked-ass
It does, hard to face it sometimes.
>Creepy
>Coming from Esdeath
Way past ironic.
Hey Boss.
Fuck that, I cant go to a place without steak or tendies
>I am a picky eater, sorry
Hotarus finally not dead
>Right when I mention her name to a friend
How?
Nerd
Texas boat when?
Sour
Everyone says that! I dont each THAT much most of the time..
Goddamnit.. wheres that pizza vending machine that gets shared in fb? I want that at least.. even if it taste like generic oven pizza
Claimed.
After a year of it I could understand that
Time for sleep. Good night /waifu/
As far as alcohol goes?
I like wine, champagne and whiskey.
What do you do for work Shinoa?
...
Oh hey, a cute bote!
I guess it's because where I live there's so many legitimate taco shops that once you have those enough, going back to the processed stuff just makes it taste like shit.
>The same thing happened to me and KFC mashed potatoes, after I made my own for long enough.
Nah, it's was all skill bby. :^)
Night Alice.
>magic isnt nerdy as shit
I made a monk who punches people with acid. Or fore. Or ice. Or pure sound.
Whiskey is always a good choice. Favourite bottle/brand?
>orange
There's like three steps leading down from the gym and I about fell onto my face afterwards
When you come to momo I'm finding a five guys in atlanta and getting some fries
Feel like i should have seen this coming. but hey least I dont like little girls
Wasn't paying attention when playing that GO app.
>not liking loli
thats pretty degenerate
Ghostfucker
Lil' smug
Heya Tsunato, how goes it~?
She stinks dead fish tho
Oh hey, a cute idol
Hi everyone! How's everyone doing?
I just beat the forbidden woods on bloodbloodborne i dont know where to go next im too scared.
That didn't last for too long.
Hey Amatsu found an artist you might like
touch.pixiv.net
Good night /waifu/
heretic
Right but it helps when someones got the same one
There already is the USS texas boi en.wikipedia.org
Just not in Kancolle
Goodnight Saber
why did i type blood twice? am i catching autism here.
Hello. Also nice dubs
Thanks for the welcome back
Nothing much,you?
hey this is pretty good
not cringe at all
Hi. I'm doing fine now that I'm back at home.
Fucking casual, play a real ds game not gin tote bitch boy mode
So I have some news from space in case anyone's interested.
The first private moon expedition got green lit, and a lander's going to go there and do some experiments.
Just figured I'd let you guys know.
>occasional food sinkhole
yus now my two favorite yunos are on
Loli is gross to be honest
Gun tote
If you're here it's already diagnosed.
>Mizore claim
I can do whiskey,, especially if it has cinnamon in it
>Punches with acid
The fuck? That sounds cool
I thought I was grilling for us
Sure thing, fart commander
>GO
Why am I not surprised
>Dead fish
...Do I wanna know how you know this?
>Not in kancolle
WTF, first the cheerleader gif girl and now no texas? Bullshit!
Lucky I like fubuki
Fuck yo dub dubs lmao!
Dont confirm it!
a kid dies in my erotica i dont know if thats loli
People could take that in many ways.
But it was definitely worth the wait.
i played DS fagaroo.
Well least we have it together.
What are you up to?
Por que no los dos?
How ya doing tonight?
>Not cute!
Hey cutie.
It's a good thing I trusted my Instincts to get back home though.
Writing erotica is for only the most beta fucks ever, gg virgin
your waifu is gross to be honest
bottlebum user
post it faggot it sounds legendary.
i love dead kids
Ooohh get the American dream and feel the heart attack! Agreed. It's good when you're that broke
I see it as an underground inside joke thing
candace from phineas and ferb necked ass
Imma neednto see that fam. That sounds amazing
Gym/warehouse
>took you a year
5min with me. Goodnight
How goes it? Hmm?
Night
Cant sleep caise hungry and nowbto watch some weeb Shows
Inmate
You cheeki motherfucka
Good, could have gotten raped or somethin
youtube.com
Be amazed
One of the best bottles I've had was probably Nikka G & G Whiskey Military Commander.
I don't have a favorite brand really.
And yours?
I normally wont spend less than 200$ for a bottle of whiskey.
Hows that?
Free workouts?
well yes im a virgin and if i didnt do it who was going to
>chest pounder
meh I dont think im using the word erotica correctly it s more I had a fantasy i wrote It down its not very long and i cant post it i wrote it on paper
SHYGAL CLAIMED
HELLO EVERYONE!
I'M USING CAPS-LOCK IN HOPES TO GET UNMERITED ATTENTION!
I'm pretty sure I can fend myself with a box cutter.
whoops. whisky*
type it up
Good lord, those better be some good whiskeys then, Im talking about drunk in one shot
I guess life chose for me
Can't sleep after going to the bathroom
^
Hey akame
Aren't there only two yuno's in general?
Not cute.
Some kinda ghost user.
Smugs.
YOU GOT IT.
you will always be a nigger
I can sum it up I guess
I'm a fan of dominos and papa johns
?
They aren't ready for rootin tootin shootin yet.
Well I'm done for the night later all
Thanks!
Goodnight friend
That's me
Space redhead is back!
Wasn't there also a mining satellite or something like that sent to an asteroid?
I'm not sure on that one
Ask her yourself
I got spooked when she first told me kek
I'm doing alright tonight, I can finally laugh and talk as loud as I want since there's no one here
>whatever you say
It always goes well~
Completely sobered up tho
>Shows her true colors
I don't see it, maybe she's wearing too much.
Being my typical no life self, you?
Alright sounds fun.
hehe. If it wasn't enough, these trips will
maybee
How's it going, Yuno?
Holy shit dude
Free workouts, got invited to a pool party last Thursday, and boss' wife usually buy me lunch from the vending machine
Why the bathroom?
Icee
I had domino's. Never papa johns
Thats good~
For now hopefully
It's something
>ui
>in
>ui
>out
I'm just relaxing with some friends playing WoW
I can't find anything on it.
Oh yeah, I missed the space walk. So I'm a little pissed about that.
Ya huh.
No one there? I can think of other ways you could be loud~