You have 30 seconds to explain why you are on Sup Forums during a Saturday night

You have 30 seconds to explain why you are on Sup Forums during a Saturday night

searching for memes

In a hotel far from home for work, cant sleep.

I worked all day today, and I just finished Fallout 4 for the night.

Oh, and 'going out' on Saturdays is fucking retarded. I work when I want, and I 'go out' any time I want.

well, I just made some buffalo chicken drumsticks. And now I'm finishing this bottle of shitty bourbon. I like to scroll through the 4chans a couple times to see if there's anything good. Big surprise. There's nothing good.

It's sunday morning in the civilised world buddy. Which third world shithole are you from?

Gf went out for a girls day with my mum, hers, and her sister. She tends to overnight with her mum on such occasions.

This

I hate 90% of humanity.

Because I'm 27 and going to a bar filled with 21 year olds is weird. Plus I have no friends

Steam sales.

Just got off work, tired of watching movies and out of good books.

but u can get yo dick wet wit dat 21 yo pussy nigga

It's not Saturday night. It's Sunday morning, and this is my church, faggot.

Because it's Sunday afternoon you slow American tard.

Because there are less crackheads here than out there. Fuck off.

My wife is working and there's nothing decent on tv.

Probably same reason as you

A fucking mexican got shot in the head a block away a couple hours ago. Dead instantly. Cop lights and sirens for like an hour and a half.

Worked 12noon-midnight as a server at Olive Garden. Now I'm smoking weed and getting ready to sleep

Gf is cheating on you

I'm on drugs and I'm bored

I work nights and I'm bored

because i was out all night and just came home at 2 am fucker. what are you doing on? playing with your dick playing some shit video game?

naked girls

I get on here every night...wait I'm on here all day as well

because my sleep schedule is fucked, and i sleep during the day and wake up at night time

I'm in an unfinished bedroom in my uncle's house in Mexico and I can't sleep.

i had to hecking work tonight and i didnt feel like getting hecked up

Been out all day and it's now 11 where I am so I want to shitpost before I go to sleep.

Cause my older brother is supposed to be my wingman for meeting women and fears that we would get beat up by territorial chadbros, if we try to go into their table and try to pick up their girls. Plus he says that it is creepy to make friends in a club.

All because his wife has him by the throat.

clse, playing with my dick and watching kino TV

gotta work in the morning. been at a friends wedding celebration all day, got home at eleven (a little early), and now im on Sup Forums drinking a night cap before i get to bed, to be up by 630 am to go serve paperwork to unsuspecting fools.
>sorry youre a beta
>busy being a business owner

I'm not. I'm on Sup Forums on a sunday morning.

Oh shit. I thought you said I had 30 sec to cum..

fiance of 4 years forced me to be the badguy and break it off.

Diaz lost and I'm boring

High on meth. Enough said

I wanna jack off

Because i went out on friday night and went to hard. Cant do it like that back to back.

I want some exclusive pussy

I went to a party yesterday. I just want to chill tonight

I was out, saw a local band and just got home. Was a bros night but ran into a girl I work with that's a hottie. Fucked her at her house and then came home...don't tell my wife.

I worked until 1130 P.M and have to go back at 8 A.M. But I'll be out by 3 and I don't work Monday. So Sunday is my Saturday.

>because friends ditched me to go somewhere else while I was in the bathroom

Show us your bootyhole

Because its sunday fucking morning asshole

I wanted to see the difference between Sup Forums.org and .com

Damn nigger im still recovering from thursday

It's fuking Sunday afternoon you worthless scrub

Just moved states other wise id be at a party

Work in the morning

Im not. Its Sunday morning you amerifats

It's fucking 5:30pm Sunday you cunt

Don't bother looking, these are all the edgy posts

Cause I'm not a partyfag teenage / college kid.

bcause im masterbaiting?

Same Sup Forumsro

holy fuck its already sunday... I thought it was firday =( fuck life

I can't find anyone to take me out on a date or with a sniper rifle

Fiance is on a business trip. On skype with her.

Because you need to show us some fucking ankle you piece of shit whore!

It's sunday morning here, drinking tea and smoking some weed for breakfast while reading Sup Forums

wtf real life looks like a cartoon

Because I was playing Star Wars Battlefront 2 online with my friends. Now I'm trying out new Xposed Modules on my Nexus 5 and shitposting from my Thinkpad while the phone downloads stuff and reboots. I'm the human form of Sup Forums.

Are you me?

went out yesterday
>bf couldnt come out today kuz of circumstances out of my and his control

You have an entire lifetime to explain why you cant get a bf/gf

Maybe.

its sunday
and i have no muny
we already went to a brewery today for lunch
i want to go out but no mone

samefag

i've been waiting for a while to see something like this.
>thanks isis

It's Sunday? Well for me it is

well im no alpha like that ladies man.

I'm 30, run a startup, and have 3 asian women in a hottub downstairs... Although sounding impressive, they're my g/f and her friends.. When you're fucking 30 you don't go to the faggot club anymore because you have houses.. with hottubs and shit, and only cool people can come, no random faggots trying to cockblock and ruin game.

Because it's already Sunday morning here in Germany

I was watching the olympic soccer final and then i was watching the get down on netflix until late. I was almost all day smoking weed too. I tried to message friends but it was past midnight so nobody responded until later. I did it on purpose because i actually felt pretty lazy to go and hang out. So it's 5 o' clock in argentina and i'm about to jerk off on Sup Forums.

I live in AUstralia, and it is sunday

my girl fell alseep on my leg :/

Im sick

And i am waiting for the chicken to come out of the oven

WA here, fucking been raining all afternoon wew

I'm older than I care to admit on here, but I never learned how to date, so I never go out. I've never been in a relationship and I am confident I will die alone. I tried changing a few years ago, but that went less than well. Much less.

I'm not whining, just stating. It is what it is. I have other issues (subscriptions), too. Socializing is not my thing.

Fortunately I am very good at masturbating.

Pic unrelated.

everyone else is asleep, its 3am

It's a Sunday night and I have a 20% exam tomorrow morning on geological biochemistry.

Because it's sunday

because hell yeah

cuz as a newly divorced 38 year old I can do whatever the fuck I want on a Saturday night instead of putting up with my ex-wifes bullshit.

Freedom, nothing else like it

cause I'm tripping balls, this is safest place to be

it's actually sunday morning and I ain't a religious fag so got nothing better to do

my gf is deep throating me while i look for porn :) srs

because ive been at work since 7am saturday morning and dont leave till 7am sunday morning