Listen up faggots. God here. I'm fucking sick of humans, so I'm going to create a mass extinction in a few hours

Listen up faggots. God here. I'm fucking sick of humans, so I'm going to create a mass extinction in a few hours.
Sup Forums has always been chill so if the last 3 digits of your post end in 001 - 721 you can continue living as the corresponding pokemon. 722-999 you're fucked. 000 and you will replace me as god

Fuck you faggot.

Okay

Poliwrath, not bad

Wtf is this shit.

Cool

Fucking Shuckle.

time to kill my S. Elf

lol wailord

ok

k

Roll'n

Take Mercy on Me.

> god

> Sup Forums

>underagefaggotgetthefuckingmodsrightfuckingnowforfucksake

Lets go!

rolllllll

Machamp pls

Ticket please

Roll

roll

DEAD

As long as I'm not a fucking Pikachu I could give two shits

Roll

Ah shit I guess that sucks too

Skiddo the retarded deer

Lets see mai pokeyman

Fucking hell....

...

Bulkshit

roll

ALRIGHT GIMME GIMME

At least wait for S/M you idiot

HELL YES I'M A LEGENDARY BIRD

Come at me.

Cool

I dont wanna live

Thank you lord icydicks

Nigger faggot, kill yourself

Oh shit im Grovyle, never mind I love myself

pls senpai

k

Rewl

Lets see if we can upgrade tho bois

jim-e-o roll

Last shot of something great

Pika Pika Faggot

Roll for 302

K

Roll

sweet, roll

fucking hell

Election roll

re-roll

K

Ok

Congrats, you're a dick in the afterlife

The roll

Check em

roll

Pokémon sucks get a life fag

Check em

roll for sweet death

what could possible go wrong

Roll

PEACE BE WITH YOU

Shuckle get

el roll

ayy blastoise

God Is A Faggot

As long as I don't get a shitty one

roll

I'm rolling baby

...

Oh hell yeah bird jesus

god if ur listening thank you for this amazing luck i have.

aaaaii

gggggggg

Nil trips let's narrow this extinction to niggers autists and gays

...

I don't need three digits to replace a "god" like you.
(In fact all I really would need to remove your influence is either something actually random like the Sup Forums space program or copious amounts of shitposting)

FUCKING WURMPLE aRE YOU KIDDING ME

moltres

who else in legend club

i know one of you is regigigas

alright

rollin

Shit dick annihilated

wishcash tho

What happens if we get 493, aka the number for Arceus?

Dis gon b gud

Cmon Gardevoir !

rollingg

Roll roll roll

would literally kill self if I was a Whiscash.

We shall see about that.

Rollin

I choose you!

rollio

Shit im rollin

Roll

I'm zapdos baby

wot