Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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>inb4 these fags spam the beginning of another thread so no one takes their qt anime grill pillow
>furry waifu
just kill yourself right now
Claiming felix
>Most importantly, Ayase claimed!
Pay attention to me
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Penny Claim.
Claiming and going to bed. Have a good night everyone!
Don't test me, boy
>Spent so much time in Shadowmoon Valley, I got overleveled to the point I can skip Gorgrond entirely
This isn't how I remembered WoD at release...
Claim thiccest waifu all waifus after this post are complete shit
Hitagi claim.
Hmm
Gimmie the (You)s please.
>Desperately seeking validation from a bunch of degenerate weebs
>Desperately bombarding every thread these faggots have
Here's your attention.
I don't know about you, but my parents always told me to leave the retarded kids alone.
Claimu
(You)'re gay
>I really like her character.
heh...
>I'm into getting put down and insulted though.
I don't mind that either, but she seemed more like a plot device than anything else.
She basically created a bunch of loopholes in the story that shouldn't have been there.
She had more power than she otherwise portrayed, but no /supernatural/ powers to speak of.
She basically acted like obsessive waifu, but had no particular positive traits.
And she seemed to drag down the main character in several main ways EXCEPT that he loved her... for some reason.
I wouldn't have minded her as a tragic supporting character, but NOT the MC's love interest.
Here's a good way to put what I'm trying to say:
Objectively speaking, she's not a bad character, but also objectively speaking, she IS a bad MAIN character. She was, generally speaking, the weakest of the group. Her story was ok. Her personality was... eh... Her character design was fine.
Basically, there's nothing wrong with her as a BACK character, but she ruined much of the story by miraculously becoming the main girl.
Claimed.
(You)'re an asshole! :D
Yup, no problem, baka~!
;-P
Having a furry waifu is better and less dumb than complaining about it on the internet
Cute!
Good night!
Trips confirm makoto is cute
I like this user already.
3rd best girl.
Not a bad claim.
I never said she was the best girl in Monogatari, or the best main character.
But my waifu is my waifu.
>700478070
>validation
these threads are the ones filled with degenerate weebs, how is me telling them how cancer they are seeking validation.
>desperately
It takes less than a minute for me to make these posts and I do other shit in the background
Keep being so pissed though, bet you're a filthy frank tier heavy breathing slamming the keyboard
You don't even get a (You)
Liking bestiality porn is more disgusting than almost anything else you can do on the internet. Let alone complain
I only have money.
Fucking cold as shit in my house
Slice of life anime about a bunch of shut-in otakus getting trapped in a game where they're all their waifus. In the game they all act as gay as possible to each other even though there are no girls
How the fuck is someone a waifu yet not best girl to you. How fucking retarded are you?
Those trips don't confirm anything!
Need to look out for late night threads as well.
Kek, yeah mate keep rationalizing the very reason you keep coming here.
>Because someone is giving you attention
>Because somebody gives a rats ass about you
>But the only reason they care is because you're an ever so slight inconvenience.
>Like a fly buzzing around a turd.
I'd watch it.
nice blogpost you attention-whoring faggot
>That feel when keep getting left out.
It's temperate in my pool right now.
>projecting the reasons you come here this hard
You are literally only here to be circlejerking cancer because no one would give someone like you attention in your real life
Trips confirm that it's a nice blogpost.
>the best girl in monogatari
>or the best main character
of course my waifu is the best girl to me.
But not the best girl to monogatari.
trips fucking confirm
Nice trips, Dad
>Projecting your own feelings
Mate, I've come to terms with the fact that I hate people and would rather avoid them, people complicate things, people are assholes, I prefer sitting at home most days, going to work when I have to, and jerking off to satisfy myself. Real people are fucking horrible.
Alright guys, time for bed
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>goodnight
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RIP trap, died of chilly nipples.
alright, fair enough I guess
I guess I can respect that, then.
I just have a really bad taste in my mouth from how she affected the series. But I guess you gotta like who you like.
nini.
A Slice of Life anime about a bunch of gay otaku shut-ins insulting, flirting, and attention whoring on the Random board of a popular website where we share memes
Like I said earlier, I understand she's not a character for most.
But I love my waifu.
>Popular website
That's why this fucking place is dead, everyone comes here to be edgy and join the circle jerk even though this place died about 4-5 years ago.
Just remember, Random doesn't mean No Anime.
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Monogatari isn't a living breathing thing
it is a blue ray disk or a bunch of files or a dvd
it doesn't have feelings or decide what it thinks is best girl
The people in these threads are real people
You're just angry and hate "real" people because they won't care about useless NEETs like you
cancer
shoot the zombies carl
Horror Slice of Life anime about weebs insulting, flirting, and being overall being gay to each other on a popular image board
Wtf dad? I hope that guy with bat knocks you a new one
RUB MY CHILLY NIPPLES SENPAI AND I'LL BE WARM AGAIN
I'll be off
Good night
>Horror
Kek
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Nah.
>Get a blanket, cover yourself up you slut.
Later ^^
>700480146
(You)
(You)(You)(You)
(You)
(You)(You)
(You)(You)(You)
(You)
alright, it's all about the love, and that's all that matters, so keep up the good work, then.
Don't you tempt me, Cat.
>700480238
>700480146
>(You)
>(You)(You)(You)
>(You)
>(You)(You)
>(You)(You)(You)
>(You)
assmad because he doesn't get the love he so desperately wants.
>Not even worth the (You)
>Horror Slice of Life
oh god what
Later than usual claim
Watching Fresh Meme of Bel-Aire
Night.
@700479866
>being this new
>Horror Slice Of Life
Ghost Stories.
>Except its more like Family Guy at this point.
3rd? Okay, I get you think Kuroneko is best girl, but who's your second?
>if it's kanako I might die
claiming Kaden obvs
that fuckin kaleidoscope was pure feels
>700480424
>greentexts the whole post while saying I do it for attention
>by doing this he gives me atention
>assumptions and projecting
I don't need these threads to get the attention I deserve like the pitiful people who post here like you
good for fucking you, you claimed yet another anime grill, how original for a circlejerk to do the same thing over and over while throwing attention for no reason
wow you must really like making assumptions
You make claims just because I post I dislike something when everything I've said has been based off actual responses
I bet if I post something different at any place in Sup Forums I will be called new
continue your circlejerk for your own sake, because you obviously can't comprehend anything different than you, cancer.
Personally
>Kirino =/= Ruri > Ayase > Saori > Kanako > Manami
>Bridget best girl :^)
Nobody cares about your spamfaggotry, except a few people stirring the pot, other than that nothing comes to par you spastic retard
>OH I SPAM THREAD CAUSE IT'LL GO AWAY RIGHT?
>THEY MADE A NEW ONE? SPAM IT TOO UNTIL I FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF AND MY STUPIDITY
>Mfw they keep making more threads
>Mfw they keep going
>Mfw they're basically cockroaches, not even nuclear warfare can stop them
Shit you're stupid pal. I use to spam these threads too, know why I stopped? Because I realized they weren't going to, and that I was wasting my time
>I also realize that I was being a fucking nigger faggot. Just like you. You stupid niggerfaggot.
POP QUIZ ASSHOLE
This pic gets me riled up.
It makes me want to punch my screen.
This nigga gets it
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you turned on your own. Nice job.
>If you're not here for attention then why are you just being a faggot?
You like suckin dick? Huh? YOU LIKE DICK NIGGER? YOU LIKE SITTIN HERE AND WATCHIN THESE FAGGOTS WAVE THEIR DICKS
Damn you're gay.
I'm saving this for future spamfaggots.
Cheers.
DO IT I FUCKING DARE YOU
Its stale pasta
I think either Angry Marine user or some Space Marine shitposter originally posted it.
>waving dicks
>Rory-sama
Pro tip
I saved this shit days ago.
but go ahead. I got a shit ton more.
I also got great Trolls freaking out ones.
Hey its me
>posts frog meme
>spamfaggotry
What he and you don't get is what spam means
you're both cancer
Didn't turn on anyone. I'm only telling cancer what it is. Your last statement is eloquent, needs to be documented for future
>still doesn't know what spam means
Fucking kek. Holy shit
>It is erect :(
Fuck. I almost feel bad.
never seen it actually
surprising
post em if you feel it my man
>I also got great Trolls freaking out ones.
post em'
The only part that pisses me off is that it never happened.
>"Burned so many threads to the ground."
Listen motherfucker I'll explain it to ya REAL simple like.
>Sup Forums is for ANIME
>several user's here use NON ANIME waifus
Like Angry Marine user, Penny, XJ9, Chara and a few others.
You're also assuming that ANY of the things you said are true, that we give a shit what you think, that we're gonna stop if you keep going
BECAUSE ALL YOU'RE FUCKING DOING YOU DUMB NIGGER IS MAKING MORE THREADS. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU'RE A STUPID LITTLE FUCKBAG AREN'T YOU HOLY FUCK.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
>MUH Sup Forums ISN'T EDGY ANYMORE
>WHERES ANONYMUS
>WHERES MUH RAID THREADS
>WHERES THE THREAD THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I MATTER
You don't matter. You're a piece of shit.
You have no life clearly. You're just as bad as a waifu faggot because you're shitting in a thread on the RANDOM board where no real rules apply
>You don't bitch about all the porn threads when there are SEVERAL porn boards.
Get the fuck out.
GIVE ME AN ADDRESS, I'LL BE THERE IN 30 MINUTES!
>getting mad over a thread on Sup Forums
who are the autists again
lol stupid little faggot asshole
Probably thought "b is my safe space. nobody can hurt me there"
Pop quiz asshole
35226 north dr. Lane ave. Crater lake, sesame Street #34
Nice pasta
100% of this post is irrelevant to me
Not even mad.
Just disappointed at your existence
Waifu threads are apparently the hugbox safespace considering how angry they get at little insults
Well, Penny's out!
>I'm gonna go back to bed
Night /waifu/
ur gunna get raped probably.
>Esdeath is lurking and was waiting for his first victim.