/b tells me what to do

/b tells me what to do.

kill yourself

cut it off

this

Never reply to me again

Kill yourself

Both of these.

this first

Do u have three balls?

no... one is trying to butt fuck him

put cock on nearest person

Flatten balls completely

Masturbate into a condom. Post results.

1. Put pants back on.
2. Go to nearest McDonalds.
3. Have a sharebox of Chicken Nuggets.

sharpie in pooper

Put your balls in a honey jar

cut it a little, masturbate using the blood as lube.

roll

lol wtf

how to selfroll 101

Take the hottest pic you can of your hot body and cock and hairy legs

put some pants on, fruit

Sharpie in peeper.