Most shameful thing you've ever jacked off to

Most shameful thing you've ever jacked off to.

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Poor Sarah

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user, what the fuck.

What the hell

>When the yellow fever too stronk

I know this is supposed to be shameful and all but come on, you couldve done a little better

Same...

i really want to die

What/who is that?

too stronk indeed

Whitney wiscosin, uggo who fuck dogs

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This.

Oh thanks
Nice to Know

allah likey

sid

A video of Phillip DeFranco talking about porn on youtube. The pornstars were censored but mostly I jerk off on DeFranco face all the time, too busy to pause the video to the actual censored pornstars.

I was clickbaited as fuck.

forever alone is trans now i guess

Gonna need moar

If you insist.

saved

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FIN.

This is definitely the weirdest, but not nearly the most shameful.

>The Bible.

Specifically, I was I think 8 years old and I had a bible that in great detail talked about King David watching some slut named Bathsheba take a bath and then he summoned her to fuck her...

>be me
>moved to New house
>no internet
>go to Tv
>gets horny watching LEGO ninjago
>ships Cole and Jay

I love it when he counts.

anyone got a link

Just imagine
>Be Adolf Hitler
>You're out on the town one summer day
>exterminating Jews and shit
>you come across a 3 story home
>You walk up to it to see your beloved SS dragging people out of the house and into the street
>you ask the closest person to you in rank what's going on
>"We found zese traitors hiding I zee attict sir"
>You chuckle softly and start to walk away
>That's when you see her

>The most beautiful, tight bodied little Jew baby you've ever see
>in stand diamonds
>You think of a plan
>You tell your men you'll dispose of this one yourself
>You walk up to the frightened young girl, and you muster up the most charming smile your face can give
>You ask the girl her name
>With fear in her sweet young "innocent" eyes she mutters "Anne. M-m-my na-name is Anne Frank sir"
>Yours balls tighten at the very sound
>You walk her back to your Voltswagon, and drive away

Continue Sup Forumsros?

yeah my man, continue my man

are you seriously just creating adolf x anne frank fanfiction?

Not very shamful
Matt has been teasing those tits for years

Then it got canceled

whitney winsconsin

enjoy

pic related.
i am very ashamed
i have this saved in secret spots on every comp i can get access to. because im worried ill lose it.
>love
>???????????

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The real question is 'What are you waiting for?'

what is it?

Only dick and no tits 2/10

oh i do have some more fappable content

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its just very erotic
the more i look at it i swear i see all kinds of sexy imagery

Continuing anyway.
>You drive this young girl named Anne back to your god emperor mansion
>She says she's never seen something so big
>You tell her that she'll be saying that again not too long from now
>You walk her inside and to your study where Nazi decorations line the walls
>Then you close the door

>Little Anne is shaking while her eyes run along the walls
>You ask this young Jewish girl a question
>"Would you like to save your family Anne?"
>"Would you like to safe their lives?"
>Then you pull out your long stout 12inch Nazi ruler (that'syour name for your cock)
>You motion for the petrified young girl to come closer

Cont.?

Fucking finish it user

I love this picture, its conception is just so odd.
Why are they on a motorbike and side car, why is frys dick like a bendy straw. Its gold

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Thars not too bad. At worst youre a furry

>She sheepishly walks closer
>She opens her tiny young Jew mouth to speak
>"Oh yes Fuher! I'd do anything to save my family! What do I have to do?"
>With a devilish grin and the knowledge that they're most definitely already dead you tell her
>"Anything I tell you too. As long as you obey my commands I'll see to it that your loved ones aren't harmed"
She gets an adorable, but futile, sparkle of hope in herchild eyes.
"What do you want me to do sir? I'll do anything you want as long as they're safe!"
You tell her to take off her trashy dirty Jew clothes and stand before you.
Cont.

this is some muslim porn

youtube.com/watch?v=zi-iIf_jqYE

What the fucking fuck

yeah my dude, continue my dude

woofu is not for sexual

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What's going on w her teeth?!

have more from the same artist

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>You fuck that tight tiny Jewish virgin like your trying to put your cock through her spine
>She resisted at first, but after a couple months of adjusting to your monster crotch keilbasha she's starts to really fall in love with the sex you give her
>She actually begins to fall in love with you
>With your charm
>With your power
>With your wits
>After falling in love, and adjusting to your systematic brainwashing her mind starts to wander
>She stops thinks about her family and her old life
>She begins to think about how such a charming, sweet man like yourself could be wrong about killing the Jews
>Maybe it was her family's fault that they were dead
>Maybe it was all of their faults
>Maybe those dirty Jews deserved to die
>She started to feel like the only way to make up for her Jewish blood was to use every ounce of it to drain your powerful cock and give you pleasure
>So that's what little Anne Frank did for the rest of her life
And with that, Adolf Hitler created the first antisemitic Jewish sex slave. Your welcome anons.

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literally the first time i felt attracted and aroused by Isabelle was when i first started playing

it's weird how i just saw her wiggling her cute ass around and how i got the hardest erection i had prefaced yet

[spoiler] i don't feel bad tho [/spoiler]

What show is it from?

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gamegrumps

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That was magical. Godspeed user, godspeed

please

Islam

need more of these

that's some pretty good stuff m8, saving tons of these

this.

Dis

Can't stop laughing about this shit; screening and putting on best of Sup Forums threads.

>be 13
>play trombone at our local music institution, also play it on the orchestra
>no other trombone-players around except for me and this other girl, around 10
>she's real sassy, like a little daddy's princess, and she's a dick to everyone, especially me
>hate her because i just want to play some fucking trombone ffs smh
>this goes on for a while, just trying to ignore her
>winter rolls in and the last concert of the year is on
>sit in the auditorium, prepping for the concert and playing some snake on my cellphone
>she finally comes in, late as always
>but this time she ain't wearing no sweatpants and hoodies, no
>she's wearing some stockings, high heels, a nice black mini-skirt to show that pre-teen candy-ass and a classic secretary-blouse
>instantly hard, peeping at those thighs and dat ass whenever she gets up
>feel a little ashamed since she's younger than me
>that fucking moment when she gets up and wiggles her ass in front of me while trying to yell something to the conductor
>i have to constantly shuffle around and think about something else to not cum in my pants by accident
>after that concert she just stops coming in to practice, the conductor tells me that i'll be playing solo since she's busy with some other hobby or some shit like that
>spend years fantasizing about dominating her and making her swallow my cum, cum buckets thinking about her riding me

>a few years later, i'm already starting high school (it starts when you're around 16 in here)
>still in the same orchestra because there's still no-one else to play trombone but me
>at practice, sitting there listening to some music while waiting for others to show up
>she comes in, wearing some sweatpants and a dirtty hoodie
>she's a weeaboo now, has some bracelets with japanese writings on them
>between breaks watches animu on her iPad (first gen, this was around 2011) and playing Pokemon on her DS
>she's got decent thighs but no ass anymore
>lose boner immediately

no ragrets

this twitch stream
twitch tv/cakestak

I don't even know how to react to this.

That's a shitty history, was waiting for some nudes or at least to know that you scored user,

You're weak.

This shit right here.

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>was waiting for some nudes
>of a 10 year old girl i met like 10 years ago

bump

Don't let this die!

>Voltswagon

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Had to be cp but can't post pics for proof

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I got curious don't judge me

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How can you have no regrets when she was never going to give you the option of touching her?

Fuck off OP

wasn't this a thread about fapping anyways

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The fucking bunny, Sup Forums

I want to fuck the bunny