Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>The Shitposters will go away
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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I like spending time with normies for free things.
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Lol, what is with the borb meme? And that song actually sounds breddy gud
Is this filename some sort of reference?
S A D B O Y S
You are a normie.
hey cheer up buddy old pal. i will be your friend no matter what :)
no i'm just kidding no one likes you. seriously no one does, we all talk shit about you when you are gone.
operator here
I dont dislike those. I meant that those games get so broken its not funny.
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I do enjoy the glitch showcases on those though.
Cirno, obviously.
bakas~
Claimed
my waifu is the african revolution
No, I just don't have any clever names for it.
>Implying I care about worst waifus opinion
Hello
Claimed
hi
Hey galil, I'm here for only a quick minute
Why can't you be onhere the coming days?
Am I? I don't really do many normie things.
whats up, i like galils. is that your waifu?
revy is best girl.
isn't this the girl who murders everyone?
Its either the phone bill or the electric bill, so I had to go with electric because fuck not having AC in 90 degree heat
Hey Revy
Galil is my waifu, yes.
Do you have hentai of Chen?
If not, I will agree you're a normie.
Not necessarily bad, but definitely a normie
oh, i'm sorry, i thought this was a "Claim your Wakfu" thread.
You're not wrong.
Hi Galil. What's good?
Yes, I do have hentai of Chen.
nice. i've been really hungry to shoot one. I have seen them around but never handled one.
i just really love crude tomboys who operate.
Ah I see. Old TR games are really broken, a normal speedrun goes for about 4 hours while a glitchrun can be completed in 1 and half as you end up skipping entire levels.
4 hours is still mindblowing though, that's basically what it takes me to get through the first 10% of the game.
You smoke weed and go out with friends, even had a girlfriend. You are the normiest poster in thread.
You disappoint me.
Fuck you that's why
Let's see some.
Pokemon Blue can be completed in minutes. Fallout 3 in under 20.
Not very funny tbh
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They're very fun to shoot, and 35 rounds is very sexy IMO.
Not that much really, I'm just hanging out at a friends right now.Probably about to leave in 5 ish minutes
I go out with friends and had a girlfriend for a while.
I don't smoke though, that's bad for you.
Shit armor/10
Oh I see.
Well it's good to hear you're not dead
But I got to go so I will see you in a few weeks then
Alright then, see you I guess.
Claiming Felix
Also, i feel nothing but an uncontrollable amount of rage
What should i do, i can't sleep either
ok
Claiming myself~
The borb thing spawned from this comic
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It always gets alluded to in some way in almost every Kirby thread i find here.
The Xenoblade soundtrack as i said, is amazing.
Everything about it is, most of my time in that game was focused on the Nopon quests which were adorable and fun, i also like the track that plays in the Nopon Village
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to get to the bottom of this, first we need to know what your so damned angry about.
>You disappoint me.
Why that? I never opened it.
I'm only the most hated. I dunno if I can be the normiest aswell.
No, that would be stupid. I'm the only one allowed to see it, I'm not a cuck.
Eh?
Lay in bed and think about different kinds of wood.
That's the problem
I don't have a fucking clue what I'm pissed off at/about
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>Pokemon Blue can be completed in minutes. Fallout 3 in under 20.
That's broken behind belief. I checked the records and was sad that the non-glitch run WR isn't held by a Portuguese anymore, he is 4th now.
It's a dip you meme.
Being normie correlates to why you are the most hated.
You could have said any other touhou to prove that you aren't a normie, but no, you had to admit that you save lewds of your waifu.
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Claiming best Waifu
How's it going.
CLAIM!
A shame her image has been tainted here by an autistic user.
>They're very fun to shoot, and 35 rounds is very sexy IMO.
yeah man i have a South African chest rig for galil mags. I would love to own one but i don't see the point in california and i can't afford it.
oh ok, have you considered taking a shitload of drugs? that will certainly change the way you feel. don't be a pussy, go spend like 300 bucks and just start taking random shit. you can thank me later.
That's a cute comic.
Oh man, that brings back memories of Chrono cross. I feel like I'm one of the only people that liked it.
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Terra's theme is so emotional, and it details her struggles so well. It opens up really soft and melancholic but gradually becomes more hopeful through struggles. And Terra to me is one of the best written FF characters.
Yeah. They use the item menu to get themselves to teleport everywhere for pokemon blue and they use the coin case to teleport themselves to Red in Gen 2 with no pokemon for an autonatic win.
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Hey Esdeath, how's it going?
I can't stay for long
>California
zozzle.
Actually, just tried to find some.
Chen doesn't have much from what I can tell.
Not as much as Cirno, and also not nearly as much as other 2hus.
Can you confirm or disprove this, at least?
How much Chen hentai do you actually have?
I have over 350 hentai pics involving Cirno.
And several fanfics, including a yuri fanfic of her
>pic
(This has 9 volumes, so far, plus 2 partial volumes)
What happened to my shitposters?
REEEEE
They got bored, just like they always do.
it sucks man. i have a $2000 ar-15 with a bullet button on it.
i want to hear your erotica
Well, I dunno. Every tohou is nice but it would feel weird to save hentai with some other girls.
I'm not hated because I'm a normie, at least.
I have like 100 pictures. I know she doesn't have too much lewd pics, but I don't really find it bad.
>pic related, is Chen without clothes
Hello.
Hey there. It's going alright, just looking around. How've you been?
you are so fluffy and cute
>scritches right behind your ears and under chin
:3c
I'm not familiar with FF but that Track is amazing, i hear a lot of the tracks in those games are very good.
Why do you live in Cali?
hmmm, fair enough.
I'm surprised how little I could find of her sticking her tail[s] inside herself.
That'd be some really good shit, you know?
Only found a few like that.
>Professor Oak: Pokémon champions are honored by their exploits here.
Yup. He is right.
I hope you don't have pics of Chen hand holding you sick fuck.
You should check discord, I want to ERP and exchange waifu lewds.
Hiya Chen.
shoot. forgot a pic
Also, these types are some of my favorite for Cirno. Whenever she sticks icicles, ice pops, or ice cream inside her
I meant to reply to both of you but gave the wrong one.
i was born here and still can't support myself. yo
That an Operator I see there?
Yeah. Speedrunners do amazing things with games.
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lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of trains.
Get a job ya bum
Getting a decent paying job that's able to fully support someone in California is NOT easy unless you've already got good connections. Hell, even getting a shitty paying job without knowing someone is tough.
indeed.
i have a job. they just don't give me a lot of hours or pay me very much.
I want to fuck you in the mouth
I'd love to speedrun some ARPG's as they have a little of everything to make it interesting.
Fast paced combat, platforming and puzzles. You need to be both skilled and well informed.
But this takes too much practice, patience and even some talent to be done.
Agreed. It's really hard to get a job.
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Fine, not doing much at all.
Well, I got to go, see you guys in a week or so.
Yeah, I know. Cali is expensive
Life sucks tbh.
fucking this. I had to have three people who work at my job repeatedly bug the store manager just so i could get a seasonal hire. i've been working there for like 3.5 years now and they jerk me around and give me 5 hour work weeks so they don't have to pay me benefits or make me full time.
how much you gonna pay me?
Wow, that's pretty lewd.
Yes, they are the best. Maybe it has something to do with her looks? She seems like your normal girl except the tails.
How's going?
>Hey, RP tonight?
I feel like I'm old again. 50 years old or so.
Oh, the good times when I used to ERP with cute little under 20 boys.
And Dancing Mad is one of THE best final boss music compositions to me. It was only a 16-bit song when it was first made, but it was still amazing. Beating out One Winged Angel by miles. Creating such a masterpiece using only 16-bit chiptune is like painting a masterpiece with crayola watercolors.
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This is a Remaster done by a fan.
For context, I was going to reply to him without giving him a (You) but i forgot and failed.
Any of you listening to anything?
I sent you a nude. Come check it.
I like your analogy, i need to check those games out at some point.
still listening to it atm.
A hot load of rich, creamy sperm
no thanks
Every single job I've ever held, has been because someone else got me in.
>5 hour work weeks
I'm like, 70% certain the minimum hours per week they can give you is 10, according to state law.
Not too bad. Just got done watching a movie. You?
Slutty maid spotted.
Yeah, she definitely has a few good ones. I also have a few image sets I should probably gif of her.
I wanted to ask, which part is your favorite JoJo part? I don't see you too often here so I'd like to know your preferences. Mine would be part VI for a few reasons.
Sweet Bully noticed.
I've just woke up after 12 hours of sleep because I had such a good mood.
And now I need to buy bread and tabbaco.
What a fucking attention whore
is that guy, I can't wait for him to come online.
How're you, Sachi?
Hot
None of my facebook friends or xbox friends are online
I have nothing else to do and my head fucking hurts, i still need to bury the necklace too but I'm tired as shit
>And now I need to buy bread and tabbaco.
Second one shouldn't be a necessity.
Oh, I feel bad. I didn't mean for you to listen to the whole thing. Just meant it as like a link of you wanted to sample it a bit.
I love the four movements that the song has, it's some nice structure.
I need to mix my memes with something.