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Ability to draw very straight lines.
>The more guns I own the more power I have
>Live in Australia
In Australia the government owns your guns.
>quadrepelegic Helen Keller type
>Spidey senses for everything
Can turn invisible but skeleton still shows
Keyboard
The ability to never get baggy eyes
spooky
>World best at blowjobs
>male
Superhuman strength for 2 seconds
luminescent farts
The ability to see in the dark but only works in daytime
Telekinesis but it only works on my own bodily fluids
Ability to telepathically insult people
Yup, that's right you heard it.
can survive a fall from any height but still take damage.
>underground
>indoors
The ability to suck your own dick, but without feeling anything in your dick
I become immortal but my injuries don't heal anymore.
Ability to fly, only 3 meters off the ground
Actually that's a nice one
the ability to sleep with your eyes open
Nigga, what
I can throw human babies at supersonic speed. But only human babies.
Activate power, ask people to shoot bullets at you for 2 seconds, survive, get money
X-Ray vision but it causes cancer
ability to see 1 second in the past
Lmao. So dumb.
The ability to urinate on command
Acquire dead babies
Throw them into space
I can skip time for 10 seconds but I don't understand how my ability works. Can someone explain it for me?
The ability to poop glass shards
Ability to grow fingernails at will
to turn into a nigger
We could try but you wouldn't understand
btw, ability to explain every topic, but only in cat-sounds
Shut up meg
The ability to get a stroke at will
Flying but only when you blink really fast (like hummingbird wings)
rapid libido regeneration
not bad
Nanomachines
How is that useless?
I can detach from my feet and float upwards but I can never come back down.
turn it on at the impact of a punch or jump
Warfare camouflage.
Super Hindsight, but only when used to criticism and not improve future similar events. I can only use it as a blogger or some joke of a newscaster.
>super flexible, can fit anywhere, like an octupus
>claustrophobic
how long before this thread devolves into "X but Y"
ability to predict the future one minute ahead with 20% chance of success
Then you'd just die when you land.
Pretty good one. Can fly over pretty much anything (people, cars). No more traffic jams.
>implying I wouldn't use it to avoid the draft
Lost
ask your mum
The ability to detach your dick permanently
Eyes for nipples
DON'T DICTATE OUR GENDERS! *feminism joke rage here*
The ability to become invisible when there is no one around Inc cameras and all visual devices
As soon as you pass/ are spotted by one your power fails.
ability to communicate with dead animals
In them? What's the problem then
You're*
not for punching. good for combat or throwing
In soviet russia guns own you
^English Major Superpower
the ability to know for certain when someone lies, but you are unable to tell anyone else about it, including the liar
kek i want this tho
Ability to detach limbs. They wont grow back either so if you misplaced your hand or something you're fucked
ability to conduct electricity when stick fork in outlet
>mfw cant kill myself
The ability to sense when a cat is stalking me. Never again shall they ambush me and gnaw on my ankles!
Can go back in time 3 seconds once each day
The ability to sleep for 16 hours a day instead of 8.
Invicibility, but only works when nobody is looking to you
You call that useless? You need to use your imagination. Just being able to piss while driving and have it go out your window and into the window of the guy behind you who has been tailgating you for 20 miles would be pretty alright.
Ok mystery men
use it to cum twice
Ability to have a rational argument with a feminist
>the ability to maintain a stable relationship, but you have to get into one first
ability to fly if i spin my dick like helicopter
I can teleport myself to Afghanistan at will
Ability to drink water through my ass hole and to piss through my eye sockets. But only when I have a bonner.
the ability to lift and lower your balls at will.
Kek
That is not a useless power, it is the ultimate trolling power to their anything... like real feminists do to the neo-feminists (the feminazis)
The ability to kill everybody in the world simultaneously. (Excluding myself)
>explain every topic, but only in cat-sounds
>teach cats everything
>cats take over planet for you
i can only see what is happening behind me
point taken.
But get into one first... oh crap, that power is useless.
Supersede but only while sex
Can't be turned off
The ability to drink all the water at once
Literally "one for all" of hero academia.
Motherfucker owns it.
the ability to fuck your mom but only when she's dead
Ability to play any game before 2005 on my Mac
That's literally the superpower the world needs right now
kek
We all have this power.
>play game
>Mac
Truly useless
The ability to use nunchucks
Im pretty sure i have this power, aside from being a newcaster