Feels thread

Feels thread.

What's her name faggot?

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Its now a cringe thread

No, it's a lonely pathetic faggot thread

Well, since the threads here:

So, I met a girl at a social event Saturday morning. I really took a liking to her, and messaged her on Facebook.

I spent a little time talking to her later that day, and I really want to ask her out. I've been a robot since middle school, and haven't had the chance ever to talk to a girl that way.

So, how do I ask her out? Do I text her now and just blurt it out five minutes into the conversation or should I sort of build up before asking her?

>inb4 beta loser
I can't help it.

Pic obviously unrelated

Drink and ask her in person
no texting

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She seems a decent human being though. At least she is straight forward about what you can expect. You won't see this in women too often. Bask into it and move on.

So, I just ask her to meet me later? Keep in mind that I only met her yesterday. I'm still a stranger to her. She spoke in a really polite, yet detached way when we texted.

Looks like me in a month, I bet my ass the only guys that will wish me a happy birthday are two of my schoolmates that have my old Skype from back when we used to play vidya but if I remove my date of birth from there I know only my family will remember.

Just ask her to hang out. I personally don't like dates so just hanging out and flirting with her should suffice.

Dates don't really happen nowadays. I just talked to my (ex) and we got close and then we started sleeping over and shagging. It lasted 3 years but then I dumped her when I found she had been talking to a nigger.

So? Ain't nobody got time for remembering that, so what? you are not a special snowflake, nor anyone else is. Stop being a cringeball and start working in yourself.

The message to be quoted was this, btw:

My hero.
Yeah most dates I see nowadays are cringy af.

Marlene and i'm about to date her so life is good right now

I don't know man it would feel good to know that someone cares about me for once in my life. I've literally known these guys since 14 years and I know their birthdays and always call them. Is it so hard for them to do the same. When even your closest friends don't care about you what should you do?

This is now a Dubs thread.

You can spend all that time, possibly for nothing, or just grab her tit and get your answer immediately.

Lad I'm the guy who had that lass for 3 years.

I'm average looking, chubby and a boring cunt but she is one of the most attractive lasses I've ever seen in my life.

Wanna know how I got her? Common interests. Keep talking, play to your strengths; I'm not good at maintaining conversation so I ask basic questions;

>How has your day been?
>How are you?
>What are you plans for the week?
>What's your favourite ____?
>etc

She talks, you respond. Continue like this and you should start seeing her in person more and more as friends and then you take the leap of faith and you tell her your feelings.

Don't do it over the internet you fucking pussy and do not... And I fucking mean this... Do not ever cry in front of her.

Aaron, we broke up yesterday

Don't expect anything from anybody and you won't be disapointed. Instead you will be nicely surprised when the stars align and someone genuinely kind and disinterested comes from someone else.

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Just ask her if she wants to grab a coffee or something like that. If she says no, forget her or rape her. Your choice.

Do it in person, please.

Also make sure you keep conversation with her. Ask her questions. Compliment her personality and then her looks; in that order.

Bullshit. It's over, get over it, learn something, work on yourself, and keep moving on. The only thing that will bring staying is heartache and loss of time.

>song for the thread

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You're trolling right?
I mean, she may not be leading him on or anything, but the way she worded that seems like it was meant to emotionally hurt him whilst getting him out of his life.
This is a highly bitchy thing to do and I bet she got a power rush while doing it.

>just ask her to hang out
How do I phrase that? Do I just go "Hey, we should meet up sometime" halfway through a text convo? I don't have her number
Or do I establish a simple relationship over a few days before asking her whether she wants to hang out?
Or am I overthinking this and should just point-blank say "u want sum fuk"?

Sauce on vid on the lower half?

Damn, that hits home hard

how many fucking dubs here

I didn't realize so many people gave me advice, thanks guys
When and how do I ask her?
"Hey, we should hang out soon."
"Do you wanna grab a coffee sometime?"

I texted her yesterday evening for a bit. It's now Sunday night where I am. Do I chat a little more and arrange a meeting for next weekend?

Help me boys

Sam. fucking cunt took my heart and crushed it.

This is now a gets thread

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Well start a conversation and either go to a topic that leads to it like talking about films and asking her if she wants to see a movie or talking about what coffee you like and asking her to go to a cafe. Or you could just tell her you're kind of bored and ask her if she's got something to do tomorrow because she looks like fun company. Something among those lines.

my crush sends me this once a week. what do

i honestly cant even remember her name anymore, just her beautiful face

You better ask an actual beaner. This escapes my area of expertise.

Wrong. You suck at understanding women.

You can say all she said without being a disrespectful cunt about it. The fact that she tries to hurt him indicates she may not, herself, be over him, and wants something from him. Either that or she is a pure stupid cunt getting kicks from feeling powerful over someone's state of being.

Neither decent nor straight to the point.

Look:

>user, I'm glad we have come to terms with this. For reasons you will understand, I'd like to cut off all ties with you now. Good luck and I wish you the best.

That works better and sounds more sincere as well.

Bitch probably contacted the guy soon after.

She's obviously into shitposting , just send her the ylyl banana and go fuck her.

Julie Louise Jones. 7 years together. Shes now married with a kid. Thought about her every day since we broke up

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send pic and hope for the best

drea. best friend. we flirt mercilessly because we're such "good friends". she lives in a different state. i know it'd be all too easy to cut me off completely if she didn't reciprocate the feeling, and if she did she's still across the country. so i just keep sending her pick-up lines and she keeps sending me winky faces and i just sit in lonely silence thinking about what a nice laugh she has. fuck.

What dude I was just talking that my friends ignore me. I didn't ask about no dating advice. You got the wrong post.

Erica. Last day we talked was christmas. Why did she cut me out? Talked every day for years then boop see ya.. Rips my heart out

Sorry I clicked the wrong post.

Women want to be whatever they think men want them to be.

>they think

Being key words here.That's why they get upset when you want a traditional woman who wants children, because that's not what they thought men wanted. They trained to be gigantic whores and can't handle the idea that feminism lied to them, that men aren't shallow assholes who just want offline porn from them.

Funny shit.

But that sounds more like a friendly meet than anything more. Will she understand what I really want when I ask her that? And will she say no if she has a boyfriend?

I guess Pedro is fucking her, tight.

Drop her faggot, she is a shitposter.

Nobody likes shitposters.

>Sierra
>Julia
>Adison

This way she probably won't say no if she has a bf, when you go out just try to be flirty and imply that you like her. As I said this isn't a straight forward date but it's way more fun in my opinion.

This guy knows

how do i convey to a very good ESL friend i'm texting, who's naturally extremely charismatic that i'm not just returning the charisma and actually doing some light flirting without scaring her off? on the flipside, how do i tell if she's doing the same? she's fluent in english but still struggles with some words/connotations, is that maybe a contributing factor?

pls help i want nudes

Slowly go where you want to go. Slowly. See her reaction, adapt.

If I follow that, since it isn't a straightforward date, will she understand that I'm trying to build something between us?

Storytiem
>2 1/2 years ago
>had gf, loved each other n all
>qt girl enters my group of friends
>interest grows
>a few months later, get really drunk, we end up alone, saying we like each other and whatnot
>fingering occurs
>see her regularly 1on1 in the months following that, nothing really happens except some kissing
>mutual "i loeb you"'s
>we're still both going out with other people though
>decide we have to end it, she cries, my heart shatters a bit
>shortly after she leaves for uni at roughly 1100km from me
>can't stand the guilt, leave gf a few months after that
>can't get that other girl out of my head
>a year passes, i do her on new year's day (2016), feels good
>see her and fug on subsequent vacations
>a few day before summer break, tells me she's got a bf, going to be faithful and stuff
>heart fully shattered
>spend the whole summer drunk and high
>pain is now almost gone

We regularly talk to and see each other, considers me her best friend. She seems happy so I guess it's a good thing.
But she's the only person I know who's as fucked up as I am and I don't know if the void will ever be filled again.

Say something like

Sorry have to go ( work etc. ) now maybe we can grab a coffee and talk later?

plain and simple

Girls generally know way in advance when you're trying anything because they've come across many boys who tried.

If anything, you should worry about being too obvious.

Just treat her as a normal person, like a friend, and see where it goes.

You virgin faggots would have so fewer problems if you would just talk to women like actual people, fucking top kek.

>talk to female
>become friends
>chat about interests
>real convos
>real interest
>end up banging datass, wasn't even trying

>>spend the whole summer drunk and high
>>pain is now almost gone

Does this really work?

I had a similar thing happen, no need for a story but it hurts a lot

where would you suggest i go from here? we send each other pick-up lines, winky faces, tease each other. all our friends joke about us getting together. if i didn't know how she acts around other people i'd say she was 100% flirting but she's so friendly and outgoing to others that our interactions in comparison just seem like its just a level above that in 'best friend' territory.

Still a feels thread?

He's right. I don't like dates because you just go out with someone and act awkwardly trying I don't even know what. Doing what I suggested you can get to know her and have much more fun. And after a few times of going out you could suddenly have a gf. This is the natural way of finding a girl, just don't get super beta and remember there is no such thing as the friendzone.

does this work?
i thought this was the 1 way trip to the "friendzone"

Repeat these words to here.

"We should hang out. You really hurt my feelings. I have shown you what it's like inside me so it's only fair I get to find out what it's like to be inside you."

This will insta-win any girl.

It is if you're a betafag who doesn't know what to do.

Gone =/= buried

>treat her...like a friend
Last time, I got stuck in the friendzone.
>no such thing as the friendzone
For real?

So, I just ensure that I have regular contact with her irl?

Getting high almost always does it for me, booze is a plus.
Drinking alone, on the other hand, gets me either really depressed or horny and dumb about it, sometimes both.

well wtf do i do then, i am betafag

It's the same thing if you're good enough at denial, which I luckily am !

this
It's great if you're cool and Chad
The rest of us want a piece of ass too

She waited for you to make a move

You were too much of a frightened little faggot so she gave up on you and found a real man

How i know? Experience.

Never.
Again.

Tbh, ur kinda screwed if she already views you either as a brother or simply doesn't find you attractive. There's next to no chance of changing that. Go focus ur shit on ur career or a passion. Get really driven about something and find a girl you can share that passion with. Girls love confidence and that you have a passion about something.

When you can passionately talk to a girl about something you care about and she didn't give a shit about but she will listen to you anyways, she's the one that you want to date.

Yeah mate only if you said you're about to jump off a building before saying that. Beta

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>just be confient HAHA

more like HAHAHAHA
HAHAHA
hahaha
ha
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Move on. Find another girl. Stop focusing on just this one single elusive girl who you must have. For every beta dude theres a beta girl to. You have to settle, lower your standards and you'll get that ass. Don't waste your time on ass that is out of your league. Chin up, move on, there's probably a cute nerdy chick somewhere who would love some guys like you, you just gotta wait and look for the right girl. And it might not come during the age you're most horny. You might find this chick ehen you're 20-25. That's all I can say to help. Patience.

what counts as something you are passionate about

Just make a fucking move. When you're talking to a girl and she's not taken or she's tellibg you about boys she likes etc take her out. Show her who the real man is. Idiots talking but no action = she feels bad and finds a man

OP my guess is she saw you didnt have enough money or a nice enough car or whatever.

bitches want that money, and thats all they want.

Same shit over and over again.
>confident
>passion
>get a hobby
>Get a job
>improve
>workout

met a cutie on tinder, we chatted couple of days and realise we have lots in common. Keep planning a day to meet but she says hard to get out of house from parents
Finds out I have tattoo, goes on tirade about me removing it and that I was her dream guy if it weren't for the Tatt.
Keeps telling me she likes good boys (???) and that I was bad for having tattoos cause it scared her, bad rep etc...
Keep thinking I can still win her over using my charms.
Tonight find out she went out with her ex and ex had some interest in her still so she gave him a blowjob while he fingered her.

Not sure how to feel wtf lol. Crises averted?

(Also kept telling me how other guys were interested in her and she'd come back to me if i promised to remove the tattoo)

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Yeah that's why I never go for girls that obviously don't like how I look. I may be beta but I'm not retarded. Although during high school I was in love with this hot ass girl but I never told her because I knew she couldn't like an obese greaseball like me. In the end I lost weight and more girls liked me and she turned into a whore. I'm not even sorry for not asking her out.

Sorry I didn't caught how old you were. I didn't expect you to have to ask this but go find something that you enjoy that's not super beta and get good at it.

Motorcycling/being a handyman/go volunteer at a local community center. Stop focusing on oh shit there's a vagina near me and focus on tasks at hand. Do that for a while. When you get good at any task that a girl asks you to help her with, you can offer to teach her and that will be a natural conversation fueller.

any with "I just wanted to be BLACKED"?

Talk about your disabled scat porn collection.

advice of Sup Forums

>Find a girl i like, what do i do?

"Stop being such a beta fucking faggot and move on"

I'm sure this has worked wonders for you all...

She's crazy dude, don't go for crazy.

how do you know the who is a girl and who is a guy that could be two guys or two girls also it could be the other way areound with the girl saying she is over him

women are greedy monsters who will gladly touch your peepee for money/gifts etc. that is the beginning and end of their motivaion.

Once a woman drains a guy dry mentally, emotionally and financially, she'll move on to an easier, richer target.

tl;dr women are greedy predators

total psycho, stay the fuck away and be glad you caught it early on.

Lol wtf, if you're serious she sounds like a total fucking nutcase

Reread my sentence out loud. It's actually the most alpha thing you can say to a girl.

just pay for the nudes, cash is the universal language of women.