Sicario heard you were talking shit about his daughter and he's coming to kill you

Sicario heard you were talking shit about his daughter and he's coming to kill you.

The protagonist of the last move you watched is your only defense.

How fucked are you?

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Mercs from 13 Hours. I'm good.

Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan from Rush Hour 2 will protect me by buying his loyalty with millions in counterfeit hundred dollar bills

Being John Malkovich

I'm fucking dead

The Thai warrior from Ong-Bak: The That Warrior

pic related.

you tell me, I walked away from the TV half way through it

>Cap 2 Winter Soldier

I think I'll be fine

Lou Bloom from Nightcrawler

I'd die

Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets.
I'll leave Harry and Ron to get on with the fighting whilst I cheekily slip my hand up Hermione's butt crack.

Sicario from Sicario

>Jackie Brown
Think I'll just off myself Tbh

Last watched a episode of The Sopranos. I'll be fine

Roddy in They Live.

I think I'm fucked.

Gosling from Blue Valentine

they can send 6M sicarios

well Sicario from Sicario

I watched this thing because he was on one of those Nine-hitmen pic threads, goddammit you fucking assholes, he barely does anything in the entire fucking movie. Was expecting some Wick/Leon whatever goodness, fucking disappointed as fuck. He's barely in the fucking movie. The final scene is over way too fucking quick and is underwhelming as all hell. Fuck you

Larry "Doc" Sportello

Pretty fucked if he armadillos on me, could be okay if he does to Sicario what he did to that skinhead.

Seth Rogan as the green hornet, im dead.

Hmm dunno how I feel about this.

>Judy Hopps
well then

unclear

he did say he was invincible though

>The VVitch.

Hmm, interesting.

Boogie Nights

Is Sicario Vietnamese by any chance?

>mfw Jason Voorhees

french faggot

If he has a gun, I brought a knife. If he brings a fist, his heart is mine.

Assault on Precinct 13 (1976).

That's no so bad. I might live.

Same. I'd say Jim from The Office is the protagonist though.

Is that....CIA?

>Jackie Chan in Drunken Master
how fucked am I Sup Forums?

can they protect me, lads?

>Last film I watched was civil war

I have to hash out the protagonist question first.

Johnny Rico from Starship Troopers. I think I'm safe.

>last movie
Leo from The Revenant. Pretty fucked I guess
>including TV shows
Mal from Firefly. Perhaps slightly less fucked?

Im pretty fine i guess, my companion is so bro that sicario forgot about his vendetta and just drank with us

pic related although I don't know if he's the main guy with all the other soldiers

>film

it's more like a flick

can i tell him what a gun is?

The Grimsby Brothers

Sebastian was the protagonist and everybody claiming otherwise is a lying homosexual

I just wanna live

to me the main guy was the interpreter.

>The fucker from Gods of Egypt

He can banter him to death.

Yes. Yes they can. Then you get to bang Judy.

I'm pretty fucked

Mother fucking Elsa from Frozen. Had to watch it last night with my wife's boyfriend's daughter while they were out.

>ice magic
you are pretty safe m8

I'd say i had a chance but he would need to be acclimated to modern civilization

youtube.com/watch?v=naV2N1K0A3g

how fucked am I famalams? does this guy stand a chance?

Macready in The Thing

I think I'll be alright with 80's Kurt Russell defending me

Had a double feature party the other night. I'd pick either one, really.

ahora vas a conocer a Sicario

>Billy beane from moneyball

At least I have all the resources of the Oakland Athletics to guard me

So basically like a paperclip and some chewing gum (already chewed)

Deadpool. I get Deadpool to wreck this motherfucker and then buy him best chimichangas in town

Sicario will be overcome by lust for Judy (or maybe Nick since he did rape that guy) and forget all about what you said.

The last movie I watched was The Soloist... I am beyond fucked.

Rey from SWTFA

RIP Sicario

I'm not sure

blunt was the protagonist
you're fucked

>Rey is now an expert sicario

STOP PUTTING HER IN MOVIES
SHE GETS MORE POWERFUL EACH TIME SHE IS SUMMONED.

>Civil War

Captain America will save me.

I think im going to be ok.

Jeepers Creepers, depends if he likes the smell of him.

...

Oh hit

probably dead but who knows. Don't know if a trained Colonel with WW1 weaponry could take Sicario man on with modern tech

His name is Lee god dammit!

I've got 6 operators on my side let him try.

I watched Spectre last night.

He beat the Lone Biker of the Apocalypse, should be fine

He is the protagonist right?

Depends if he's in the submarine or not. If not, I'm sure he would easily drown.

Who's the protagonist in The Hateful Eight?

Was this any good? I usually hate Michael Bay, but I think I hate Hillary Clinton more.

Is that the guy from the Office?

It's one of the better Bay films definitely worth a watch.

John Carter. A cowboy Jesus Christ.

I think I'll be alright.

>Batman from Batman: Year One
Try it, Sicario. See what happens.

>Punches a guy 40 times before they go down
Sicario would kill him 300 times before he could do any damage

I guess it would be Samuel L. Jackson's character?

The Re-Animator
I think I'm safe

As long as he doesn't get shot in the balls, I guess I'll be safe.

Frodo Baggins
No manlet could kill Sicario, I'm dead

Taking your advice. It's pretty good so far.

Kurt Russel in the thing

im gonna make it

>captain america civil war

I'm fine.

Ant-man lol
Could go either way desu

Literally unbeatable.

Captain America will save me! :D

>Jason
>protagonist

I mean I know we all root for him, but he's the bad guy.

The butcher in I Stand Alone.
Please hurry Sicario. Please hurry and end this suffering.

Shaun's gonna fucking wreck him

>the devils rejects
Do I get the whole family or just Otis? I should be fine either way but it would be a sure hung I'm safe if I get all of them. Honestly I just want to see captain Spaulding ask sicario if he thinks clowns are fuckin funny.

>Batman from Batman Begins

I'm good bruh.

I'm betting I'm dead.)

well fuck... who is the main protagonist of inglourious basterds??

Evil Dead II - in with a chance

>Boogie Nights
>Implying Sicario got THE TOUCH
>Implying Sicario got THE POWAAAEEEHHHHRRRR

Hans from Troll Hunter. Unless Sicario is vulnerable to UV, I'm fucked.

Same here
If i can get based Max Martini to protect me,i'm golden

Ill be fine