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Italian Americans get the fuck in here. We're the superior athletes.

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Checking in!

heritage posting is best posting.

I'm also German and English though.

MUH

two posts in and i already want to puke
nobody wants you guidos

FETTUCCINE

Don't be a dick you fucking zip

>muh heritage faggots

fuck off

ITT: Italian women are gross and Guinness are mostly all retarded

gabagool

pic semi-related, it's the only italian thing i have saved

jamm jamm paisà

"Italian" Americans are the descendants of Sicilian peasants and are not true Italians

...

Italians aren't white

A Sicilian won Italy's first gold medal

Sicilian silver medalist qt

We did it!

everyone knows that argies are the only honorary italians

>spics
>honorary Italians

Argentina has nothing to do with Italy

BBBROTHER

Roughly half of Argentina's population has Italian ancestry.

Most Argentinians have typical Spanish names, no different than Mexicans.

The most prolific last name in Argentina is Garcia, a non-Italian name

>muh heritage fags
get your shit together us of a

Terroni di merda.

Calm down there.

what do i need to do to stop being a heritage fag? im learning the language

On my way home from work yesterday an Italian dudebro was taking pictures of a passed out homeless person, I told him that's not cool and he was like "so,what I don't give a shit" he was posturing for his guinea plastic jersey shore tramp.

alot of my friends are italian but yall gotta get the douchebag element out of your community

>cue red face and hand gesturing

maybe he shouldn't have been homeless?

That's along the lines of something he said. I said we don't know his struggle and that you wouldn't want someone doing that to you. he said I wouldn't be homeless on the street.

absolute faggot. are you him?

I guess it's like that in every community, for example there are niggers in us, shitskins in northern europe, leftists in california and so on..
For me they're too lively and careless, but it's subjective

>yall gotta get the douchebag element out of your community

You first, WASP

"i'm half italian and irish, a bit german too. i know my food and can drink alot!"

>your average american

>it's a Yuros get triggered over the heritage meme episode

We should make these more often

it's a real bad image of italians. when you hear the word douchebag, most people think of an italian-american young man with spikey hair, backwards hat, orange skin and an affliction, tapout or ed hardy tee that drinks monster.

youtube.com/watch?v=jeCzqzK52yc

post Italo-American bangers

not a WASP, actually. Thanks for proving my point though. instead of agreeing with me and eliminating douches in your community and then defending them

why are Sicilians and those w/ Sicilian heritage so much more successful in the US overall

really makes you think

REPORTING

>MUH HERITAGE IS ANY DIFFERENT THAN MUH NATIONALITY

>tfw got my Italian citizenship

anyone else get theirs? it's really easy to get, I don't even speak the language but I have a Schengen passport

don't you have to have blood ties to gain italian citizenship?

my grandparents were both born there so it was easy

Yeah it's really not easy to be an Italian Citizen is what Im getting at. Ballotelli was born in Italy yet was only given full citizenship until recently

it's really not hard either though. as long as one of your grandparents was born there you're pretty much good except for a few edge cases.

Im saying even if you are born there with no relatives you aren't given cititzenship automatically

I'm not Italian, I was just assuming you're a WASP because blacks don't exist on this site. No matter what ethnic group you're from, telling somebody else to eliminate the douchebags in their community is kind of a glass houses/stones situation.

...well yes I'm saying you need to have Italian ancestry to get Italian citizenship

most countries on Earth are like that (jus sanguinis) vs our system (jus soli).

Im black, want a timestamp.

but we black people don't fuck with homeless people. and then act surprised when called on it

Jus Soli is why we are the best on earth, because our values aren't based on race but rather an Idea of being American

Croatian-Sicilian-Argentine-American here

What does this have to do with our discussion as to how easy it is to get Italian citizenship

Hey guys, what sound do Italian helicopters make?

>muh italian pride

Fucking hate this shit I grew up in an italian family and a pretty italian area and I can't stand this sentiment, you were born in America, you're an American no matter how many shitty armani express shirts and bottles of versace cologne you buy get over it stop trying to sound cool by talking about serie a and how you love "juve" more than any american football team just fucking get over it and call yourself simply American you're dream of being born and living in "Italia" will never happen

t. Mountain Jew

Just doing my daily duty of being zombie patriot homer. God Bless America

Dago wop wop wop.

but also it isn't easy, because easy would imply control over where your ancestors were born. which you can not control

>guidos

Literally Chicano-tier.

Italians tanks have 6 gears.
1 for forward and 5 for reverse.

I'm saying it in the Italian American thread for Italian Americans to read

Jesus you're autistic

Why'd the French put rearview mirrors on their tanks?

So they could see the battlefield.

How do italians open legitimate businesses in America?
With a crowbar.

Is this the pizza thread?

>eat italian food and ruin a clean white shirt
>sleep with italian women and ruin clean white genes

October is Italian-American Heritage Month in the State of Utah,

>muh heritage

fucking amerrifats

The worst of them are the ">muh heritage" Chicanos.

But they're all bad

no doubt.

Cool Down, jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajajaja.

>be Charles de Gaulle
>Nazis are coming
>suggest everyone run away to England
>national hero

A lot out west

aèaè jamm bell wuajù facimm ampress

The US President on Italian-American month:
whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2010/10/14/presidential-proclamation-italian-american-heritage-and-culture-month

Presidential Proclamation--
Italian American Heritage and
Culture Month
In the five centuries since Christopher Columbus, a son of Genoa,
Italy, first set sail across the Atlantic Ocean, countless individuals
have followed the course he charted to seek a new life in America.
Since that time, generations of Italian Americans have helped shape
our society and steer the course of our history. During Italian
American Heritage and Culture Month, we recognize the rich
heritage of Americans of Italian descent and celebrate their
immeasurable contributions to our Nation.
...
Italian Americans
have flourished in all areas of our public and economic life while
preserving their proud Italian traditions. Upon arrival in the United
States, the Italian American community faced racial, social, and
religious discrimination. Yet, Italian Americans have persevered
with hope and hard work to reach for the American dream and
helped build our great country. As proud service members, they
have also defended the liberty and integrity of the United States
since the Revolutionary War.
...
Italian Americans operate
thriving businesses, teach our children, serve at all levels of
government, and succeed in myriad occupations.
...
they lead in every facet of
American life
...

gabbagool

this summer in Cambridge, the old Boston suburb where Harvard and MIT are located:

There was comfort Monday for Italian-Americans
upset over the loss of Columbus Day in Cambridge
as a result of June 6 order replacing it with
Indigenous Peoples Day : The City Council reaffirmed
all of October as Italian Heritage Month in the city,
and Oct. 1 has been designated Italian Heritage Day
to kick off the month of celebration.
...
Uproar from outraged Italian-Americans was heard
by councillors after they agreed to change the focus
of the holiday held every second Monday in October
from Christopher Columbus, who has long been
identified as a slaver and bringer of genocide, to the
Native Americans who suffered after his arrival in
the “New World.”
...
cambridgeday.com/2016/06/13/italian-americans-who-lost-columbus-day-keep-their-month-get-added-heritage-day/

I haven't gotten it yet, but apparently, I'm able to get it easily since my parent is an italian citizen.

like all of our history can be defined by a modern sterotype of shitheads
>american education

...

Real chinese mouthafuckers are on weibo

MUH

Why are people of Italian and Irish ancestry the fucking worst in this country? It's like they don't even identify as American which is crazy because it's the best thing you can be.