Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Pretend shitposting helps

Have fun with that

Ehh i wouldn't worry about that too much.
I once i had a dream in third person. It's all non-sense.
Also, nice trips.
I'm pretty good. It's a little early to be waking up, but i'll get over it. How about you?
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I got to at least try.

> refrain from posting porn

While I posted some pictures, they certainly weren't cute!
>Bye, and I'm not cute dammit!

He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was waifu with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Mai, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said Sup Forums was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here
how do i pretend shitpost?

When will you losers admit that you have a serious mental illness?

Talking to a cartoon character, being posted by a grown man, pretending to be the cartoon he's posting

You people have a MENTAL ILLNESS

As an outsider looking in, these threads are pretty fucking cringe and pretending you're anything else other than a fat autist is clearly a sign of delusion.
>she's a fucking cartoon
>go meet a real woman you pathetic fucking manbabies
>oh wait

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

Been up for a while but was watching a bit of anime before I decided to come post here
Bully-chan~
>claiming

Morning.

See this picture? It's a real woman. I know, she's not a cartoon so it probably startled you. But they do exist.

Hey there.

"Morning".

Hello

You seem to have it mastered.
I meant me being awake too early. I've been up since 5AM this morning. It's more typical for me to be waking up at like, noon.
Good morning Kyouko. How goes?

But it's 5 PM for you.

> refrain from posting porn

See this picture? Its my waifu.

Yes, "morning".

I'm still curious on who you are.

Are you sure you're not Sachii? :^)

Good good, you?

Almost 6PM actually.

Good morning Kyouko, how are you doing today?
How are you doing today Homura?
I went to sleep 3 hours later than normal. Got sucked into some manga and CS:GO. Woke up at 10 though which is still my normal time so I'm pretty worn out right now

That is true. You up to anything today?

(Alice)
Morning.

(Deadman Shiro)
I guess so...

Do you remember the other day where I said I had a lucid dream where I was a fly? That's probably equally nonsensical.

Claimed and checked

Not enough tits
Not enough dicks

Anyways, you up to much?

I'm not sachi!

that's good
i don't even have a kyouko folder
>I had a lucid dream where I was a fly
what

Hello hello, I'm good, you?

I'm waiting for new Re:Zero episode to be out.

Awww... come on, you can tell me.
It will be a secret between you and me, don't worry.

To be honest, this image might as well just be a verbal abuse/bullying fetish.
Pic related is not my Waifu, by the way.

Why do you think I'm sachii?
I don't even know what anime she's from

Pretty good, just bordering on bored.
Ahh bummer.
Oh well, naps are good.
I don't think so... I wasn't controlling myself in said 3rd person dream. I had a FFT esque overlay and was trying to figure out how to use it to get a girl out of a building and found out i could just pick things up and move then when i realized nothing made sense when i realized i was looking down at myself, and woke up.

Are you sure you aren't Sachii?

Ah, yay, AM2R runs on my shit tablet!

I'm back guys. It seems like the Spammers are back too

Mmm I don't know, because he posted other girls before I guess.

Everyone is Sachii.

Not even me

What do you have planned for today?
I'm not doing too bad. The next episode of RE:Zero should be pretty good. I just caught up on Twin Star Exorcists, apparently I missed a couple episodes
My brother is visiting so I'm sleeping on the couch right now in the basement. Doesn't make for the most fulfilling sleep
>there are too many Kyouko's in this thread

Ay bae!

Hey Shizuru

Shizuru is Sachii
Sachii pls

Hi Fran. What's up?
Ah, he gets priority to the bed?

I'm ok. Been doing some work around the house whole day and summer isn't helping me. There's also the fact that I can't focus on it and feel the need to check on the PC for some things every once in a while.

Shizuru is Sachi?
I can RP as a slutty maid bully, i suppose.

Well, it's either I get to use my computer as much as I want or he gets my bed. And I keep strange hours
I know the feeling. Summer heat can definitely make doing chores more difficult. What are you checking on your computer?
>other than /waifu/

Boatlover

There isn't enough Kyouko
You can

I'm about to eat some breakfast, I've been laying in bed for a while.

Yeah, I don't understand it either.
>Tfw it's also a reoccurring dream.

That does seem freaky.

Nothing much, I'll probably just kick back and watch a bit of anime later. Anything you'd recommend?

All the Kyoukos.

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Dirty impostor.
Ahh i see. I'd probably go with the PC too.
But i won't. I'm not as good at it as you.
Well neither does flying...
I'm not saying it's the freakiest dream i've ever had, probably the strangest though.

Not much. My DnD today isn't happening, so we are just going to play cards against humanity

Pantsu

That's odd
Yes
I'm a master at it

I can't keep track of who is who anymore :(
What kind do you enjoy watching? Probably much different than the ones I watch tbh
>Kyoukoncert
The sacrifices I make for anime and manga! I'll spend a week actually sleeping properly then it will be school time again
>thank you jesus

I guess I have that many fans.

Bummer. Oh well, cards is still decent fun.
I should be playing later today, actually.
I know.
Even now, you can't help being a slutty maid.
Hmm. Happy about starting up school again? That's pretty rare.

Good.
That sounds like bullying.

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Nothing too interesting. Keeping my shipgurls occupied in kancolle, a few threads on other boards, chatting with friends and downloading abnormal amounts of albums I will never listen to.

Look at all these shit waifus!

Maid

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Hello!

What's going down ?

I failed to find a job this summer, so waking up in the morning has been just waiting and convincing myself to not an-hero
>bullying
I'm convinced this is Sachi now ;o
I haven't downloaded music in a long time. Been listening to the same albums for over a year now
>shit waifus
>posts tracer
Kill yourself please

See? You just can't help it.

Yay! It's a fun game
Pls No Bully

So is yours...

Sadly no maid for me...

Looks like my connection is finally back.

I really need a new router.

>Claimed

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Oh come on now. Being a degenerate isn't an hero worthy.
Not too bad, just ask Kyouko.
All 3 of them.
How's the bloodborne going?
Eh? When do i ever bully you?

madarchod

Yours is half dead
>telling someone to kill themselves
>posts alice
Bitch you best be baiting me
Another trash waifu
Mary Sue waifu

:o
yeah
i can't imagine fran as a maid

So do you have a maid fetish, or do you have a Sachi fetish?
Or both?

Hey there shino

Robopenis when?

You have bullied others. I am still crii

Only partly.

Damn it, I'm getting deja-vu again...

I know.

>Mentioned Re:Zero.
>Nice trips btw.
From that alone, very similar tastes.

I decided to make breakfast first.

Haven't turned it on yet.

I made a breakfast burrito was soooo good.
Farm Fresh eggs, Local butchered bacon, Home made salsa from my garden.

Being a chef has its perks. I can always cook good shit for myself.

Not buyin' it.
I only bully Sachi anyways.
Eh? What for?
Oh nice. Didn't know you were a chef. That sounds good though.

>Sachi fetish
yes
>Maid fetish
maybe

Or maybe it's a slut fetish?
You dirty degenerate :^)

Soon

don't you have a boat fetish?

still not as bad as a loli fetish :^)

Haruna claimed.
How is everyone doing?

No curry?

I am criii since you no bully me

I can't wait

Atleast its not a loli boat fetish

Going out to see Suicide Squad I guess
>please kill me

Hey fran how are you?

Plz no make me criiing

Yes, For ten years i have been a chef. Unemployed at the moment cuz i got burned out opening 4 new restaurants in a massive hotel project last year. I saved enough to be able to chill on waifu and not do shit for umm lets see? Going on about 8 months now.

Worst boat

Why? I haven't seen it, so I don't know how it is but I haven't heard very positive reviews.

Hey Shizuru

Nope. No boats here.
You think?
Lolis are pure and cute.
Sluts are dirty and want dick.
I know which one i think is better ;^)
Hey wait, you can't go changing your demands like that.
Yeah, good thing.
Also, i don't know anyone who DOES have that fetish.
Nice. I did something similar. Running out of monies now though. Going to have to put my degeneracy on hold soon.
Bzzz. Wrong.

Ouch that hurt.
Im afraid I am not Shizuru... kek

we could open a waifu restaurant!

Hello Haruna
Doing fine, nothing new going on.
>i don't know anyone who DOES have that fetish.
Easy, you

Sure
SS Shizuru

Downloading an endless supply of music is pretty much my biggest hobby for now. There's too many good tracks being produced and unique genres, in contrast to the little time in a lifespan to listen to them, so I try to vary as much as possible.
Off course some albums deserve a lot of re-listens, some of the best even require you to try them a couple times before you can enjoy or even understand them.

Then there's also the fact that I'm a collector without much money, I'm doing this all for free and I love seeing my music folder growing, all organized and shiny.

I'm good, playing some cards against humanity

I am always crii

Pls bully

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