>gf of 2 years,the only girl that ever paid attention to me was cheating with my high school bully for the past 6 months since reunion
>just got fired this morning because i lost it and went full autist manlet on a customer who made fun of me for not being able to reach the top shelf without using a step ladder
>just found out that my mom died of a heart attack from her neighbour in queens
dubs tell me how to kill myself
ill be your friend Op
Old age
Old age. Dubsget
alcohol like in Leaving Las Vegas
A low grade fire cracker in butt
Roll
Go to a bowling alley, take a deep breath, score a strike, hit the cleanest dab youve ever hit in your life, blow your brains out.
just become a submissive and find some fat chick to dominate your loser life on craigslist
ain't like you've got anything to lose
holy fuck i won ahahahaa
Too late
Won first
Firecracker in butt kill
Get a new job. Get a new bitch. Stop wasting your life on Sup Forums. You can still turn things around.
We got a WinRar.
Deliver OP
Sorry for your mom!
That's the worst thing that happened.
The customer thing is kind of funny, you'll remember it with satisfaction later on when the shock passes - you did what a lot of customer service workers dream of, that shithead customer had it coming!
As for women, there are better ones out there. I know there's all the lovely feelings but...how good is a person who does that with someone you hate? Again, when shock passes, you will see how much worth she really had.
Don't hurt yourself, keep it together somehow until the shock passes. It is worth it.
No he can't.
Nobody can hear you. Nobody cares about you. Nothing will come of this OP.
cut your dick off. have a gun close, you'll need it after
well may aswell kill the bully dude as you go
>believing any of this shit is real
>>heart attack from her neighbour
>just got fired this morning because i lost it and went full autist manlet on a customer who made fun of me for not being able to reach the top shelf without using a step ladder