Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Don't fall for what Syndra tells you. Ro > Yuu.

Look how serious is this stuff.
I dont understand how into this everyone gets, but seeing people pass around '

Ay

Guess who has Internet, finally!

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galko is the biggest elitist in this community

Yeah, those guys. Those threads started on /r9k/ this winter.
I find masturbating in a hot room to be somewhat painful but very rewarding

Husbando claimed

honestly not a great day

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Oh, shit. Hello there. How long has it been?

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I was using my yuno folder on another thread this was esdeath

sounds stupid to me

Oh no! What happened?

You're dead.
And good luck recognizing any poster around here, Misato.

who?
same
hut the fuck up, Saber! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around /waifu/ talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy waifus. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' waifus and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah
And, and speaking of... dead... Waifus.. I just remembered why bonehead white-trash fuckin' donkey-dick homura got so fuckin' freaked when I started talkin' about his "elitism." He aNeanderthal, drunk faggot put a dick in his mouth and blew Kyouko all over the wall.
You know, I almost forgot that my friend told me that. She said, "His gay lover blew his cock all over the wall." I thought it was gay at first, but now? I fucking hate it
who?
your the biggest meme

Probably a few months. I either didn't have internet or had too much shit to do, but I missed you all.

Why am I dead? I do recognize you, so that's one.

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Yeah, I don't really think they even mean "waifu", it's more of just a word to describe 2d girls for them.

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Me, of course!

I thought you were a myth.

>And then keeps doing it.
Fucking slutty maid.
Nope. That's not my area of expertise. I just bully people for being a slutty afterwards.
Maybe ask Mizore. I hear they're pretty in to the slut thing.
A boat is a boat. I don't want either
>Though if i had to pick, Ro is cuter, even if a whole lot more slutty.

FUCK OFF RETARD

What do you mean, a myth? What did I do?

thanks

you're back from the dead

A person long past.

Will I finally learn who is that character sitting on the top left corner of the waifu beach?

Good choice.

Have done some slooty things with him

But who are you?
you can't blame the slutty maid
danke

I've seen you in the waifu beach but when I started posting back in April you were already gone I think, so I don't really know you, but hey there.

I didn't really expect you to ever come back, but it's good to know you're here again.
It's been too long. Things happened.

having one of my in my head fights. an user from last night freaked me out. sometimes i wonder if my parents where as bad as I thought and I think its my fault and im just complaining I cant remember much of my childhood I dont know if I block it out I only remember a little

oops this was for you sorry my brain is scrambled atm

You didn't have internet that entire time?
Gosh, you poor thing. Well, sounds like things have cleared up a bit on your end. I hope so, anyways.
Indeed, it's been too long. Good to see you again, though.

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I'm going to be posting slower so I don't run out of images so fast.

Ayy! How's it going?

Hmm?

The Sup Forums Paintr one? I think Misato is somewhere in the middle, sorry.

Misato. It's very possible that we've never met.

Nice to meet ya!

Like what? Sounds ominous...

I had internet, and I had time, but I never had both at once. Good to see you too.

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Ro is a downgrade

Why are you a big deal now? A lot of people come and go, it's not that unusual.
I wish I could forget more of my childhood, most of what I remember from age 7 to age 13 was being whipped in the basement.

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There's no point in shitposting without Sup Forums pass smh.

I swear to god I will fucking kill you you stupid cunt.

because pic related

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Penny Claim!

Eh. It pretty close though. I think the flower is the only thing that tips it over.
Nope. I just read the thread.
Can and will.
Does the missile HAVE to go there?...
Also, is this Syndra advocating for a loli boat?
I think it is.

The beach has taken a lot of updates so far until the project was officially closed one or two months ago. I'm pretty sure this one pic is sitting on a corner.

Seems like you're getting strangulated in replies so I'd rather not take too much of your attention, welcome back.

Her moe stat is quadruplicated.

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Yeah i haven't saw you here
I guess you left before april?
can you not do captcha?
its pretty easy tbh
Can't and Won't you mean

>Does the missile HAVE to go there?
Yes
>Also, is this Syndra advocating for a loli boat?
Doesnt count, its a sub

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Well, most people don't remember their childhoods accurately. Memories change to reflect how you currently think

We took our lewdness to a private chat

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It's just a thread.

>implying making a greeting post is uncommon

Yeah, I got one because I went on vacation in the UK and my hotel's WiFI was in a range ban zone.

Oh, I thought you meant the WWD one. Yeah, I have the beach one right here.

I think I did, not great with dates and times.

waifu claimed

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my dead never used to many tools just my bag full of textbooks and his hands but he says he was just loud and that h never hit me wich makes me think im insane for thinking he did I dont know

ah christ dont tell me it was all a lie

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You know what, you are done honestly, GIVE ME OWNER I WILL JUST FUCKING BAN U FROM THIS SERVER

my wifi is shit tho and it's taking awhile, i will be a stupid retard and buy another Sup Forums pass for myself.

yer i was talking about that /mtfgen/ on /lgbt/ faggot.

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Oh shit, what happened to you then?

You know, you said you were doing it out of boredom, but that can't be it if you're actually going to spend more money.

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This is the most recent one of those, I think.
It became quiet big.

>Kyouko

Oh i misread the last thing you say. My mistake.
Well ask to make you a slut. He'd be thrilled.
Shh. I already did.
And then the sausage. Jesus. Lewd little sub.
Also, boat=from Kancolle, in my language.

Shit, does everybody here have a sad past?

shhhh, i just want to get Sup Forums pass again in general, captcha is being a bith to me right now and it's making me want to kms.

>be sitting in hospital bed
>hear woman talking in child's voice one bed over
>Nurse sees my confusion
"We started taking psych patients"

Yes

>Lewd little sub.
Ro is even more lewd.

Don't get murdered there Yuuko.

And here I was hoping to break my habit of needing to go really early. See you all later!

Thanks for this.

And like that, he was never seen again.

See you later.

Alright then
Nice to meet you
your wifi must be real shitty
Well you need to take it back
All boats are lewd

Sure. Still though, what the hell.
Or what?

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Some might be embellished is what I am saying

I'll ask him next time I see him

Holy shit

nice one

it is indeed shitty. i can't do anythign with it sadly, maybe i will buy new router or modem.

I remember when I got included, it was one of the happier memories here.
>around bottom right

can i claim annoying? i like annoying

I remember my dad being angry alot screaming at me using hands sometimes everything I cleaned was never done right he was more than hard on me in school thats when he through my books at me I remember being slammed into a wall it was never to physical but verbally was another story

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youtube.com/watch?v=J2r8xgMUPSo

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I'll try.
How are you doing big man?

You'd be a fan of the crazy woman
It's your type

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Devilfu claimed.

yer it tru.

NO MORE PENTIUMS