>ITT: Sup Forumstards all live in the same house
ITT: Sup Forumstards all live in the same house
I clogged the toilet
:^)
I shat on top of the clog
this actually make a good show
>the one gay pair
>one fapping every minute in the corner
>the one starting fights
>the one pulling shit
>the one civilized person in the house
I'm just gonna sit in my room and let you fuckers duke it out
FFS user, what with?
sorry guys toilet was clogged and full of shit so I to shit in the sink
I brought my lucky bucket. No worries user, we all make mistakes.
The one who doesnt talk to anyone, just stays in his room. with his growing gun collection.
I'm taking those shrubs into my bedroom.
Can someone make me one or twelve hot pockets?
Im thinking of spray painting a welcome greeting above the front door guys, what should i write?
WHO MURDERED MY DOG
never know when you'll need a gun
>I.E That one intruder from /k/
welcome to little hitlers club house?
CBT
Commune of B-Tards
Ah shit that was yours? Sorry man was in the mood for some authentic chow mein.
>"Welcome (Unless you're a nigger)"
>Who just jizzed on my keyboard?
why did this make me laugh?
Fucking savage.
We all know this isn't even a joke. You are just a fucking savage who should be removed from society.
why everyone in here are niggers?
idk I jizzed on your pillow though
this is great
I'd find the room with all the faggots posing to eachother dressed like sissies and traps, in mini skirts, and I'd hack them all to death with a katana
whooevers shitting in the shower is going to fucking die!
*pulls down pants*
Hey guys, dick rate?
Fuck, we're all out. The only thing left in the cupboard is a jug of semen from that one creep who masturbates all day
im gonna keep opening and closing the front door and none of you can stop me
Ok cool thanks user, your room mate application has been received, well get back to you later this week.
10/10 would suck...
Right now ;)
there's a bunch shit all over the bathroom im gonna head downstairs and shit in the heater vents
Anybody wanna get high?
Why are there so many teenagers?
Dude, come on, those go to my room
>gets naked
I DRANK 12 GALLONS OF ASPARAGUS WATER AND IM FULL OF AMMO
>runs around and pisses everywhere and on everyone
there's no weed some asshole swapped it with fucking cat nip
>implying i have a pillow
sucks for you m80 im going the house heater so it'll spread everywhere
Thats fine by me :)
I went on the doll looking pillow of yours
You can forget about the kitchen... anything worth eating is gone. All the dirty plates are stacked in the sink with mold. I think we got roaches now, brah.
Tha's illegal you faggot.
Who left the dead mutilated 11 year old in the shower again?
>Drank asparagus
Imma put some sugar in the shower head so you fucks come out sticky
sorry I was gonna cook her up later after i cleaned her out
I'm ordering some pizza, guys! You guys want extra cheese?
can someone help move this dead Sup Forumstard he stuck the fork in outlet
Who keeps jerking off onto my chia pet? keep doing your thing hes groing like crazy
Rents do everyone. Who's paying?
> Welcome (unless ur nigger faggot) *
God damn it Glen. How many times do we have to tell you.. If you mutilate a child, you have to eat her right after. If you do it again, we're gonna have to send you to the furry dorms.
Yes thank you chris pontius!
nose goes bitches I'm not paying
Due you asshole. I'm not paying I thought this was a crack house.
no no please not the fury dorms they taste like sweat and jizz
our parents
No one takes showers here or uses the bathroom. It couldn't have been any of us.
...
The name's Hansen..
The Woman's Swedish Swim Team's bus broke down in front.. but dont worry I called Ubber for them. They should get home to Chad with no problem.
Power is out.
This is 'He has a dream guy'.
Say hello.
I thought our parents neglected us. That's how we all ended up here right?
Oh shit... THE COPS!
>HIDE YOUR GUNS/AMMO/LOLI CARCASSES GUYS
Then stop doing it. Like, c'mon man, I don't wanna fap in the shower and have my gravy splurge on a dead kid's body.
Where are the glowsticks? I left one in the freezer specifically for this.
Some lady is at the front door asking about some mailserver in the basement? Wtf.
Hide the dubs!
>A - user, the freezer's e - empty...
why not? and why fap when you have a fresh dead 11yr old
Police with search warrant wat do?
WHO ATE MY FUCKING NANNERS???
kick him in the nuts and hide the cheese pizza and whatevers left for drugs
Who used my one glow stick? The fuck. I swear if it's in Gary's urethra like the turkey bastor was for thanksgiving.
Secret shitter installed. Door is keypad protected steel.
Because I'm not attracted to them. I think of bukkake when I'm in the shower, not raping a kid.
let them in we have nothing to hide, we already dumped out the 11y/o in the river, and i swallowed all the dubs
...
Faggot.
hacked and desecrated
Sup guys, I visit /ck/ too. I know 50 different tendies recipes, all for 0 GBP! Who's hungry?
Why the fuck did we spend all the rent on a fucking luxury toilet?
DOES THIS HOUSE HAVE A SIGN OUT FRONT SAYING "DEAD NIGGER STORAGE"?
praise satan
Aye throw me some tendies
No thanks we have cum rations.
>climbed through the vents
>pull down pants
>let it rip
>spray shit everywhere
no more luxurious bathrooms now bitch
im gonna flood the bathroom too and make a shit lake
Hey guys, I got some dubs. Who wants to snort it with me?
tendons dipping sauce
This fella walked and stole one of anons pre mature babies
Where the fuck did all these anime body pillows come from
Why does every single piece of furniture have cum stains on it?
I'm turning the basement into the big kid club, only 13 year olds and older are allowed, we can do whatever we want like listen to music with swears and talk about girls
Sweet mother of fuck... the rats in the basement mutated.
Someone set of fireworks
Where are the Christmas decorations? I wanna get started early
Hey guys! THE PIZZA IS HERE!!!
BIG KIDS CLUB ORDERED IT GIVE IT TO ME