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We're all in here lads

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ELIZA
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I nicked a pint glass in Ibiza

Just to show /brit/ I was cool

włoski

shan't

Client books me for an hour (in a hotel) and does not disclose his condition - severe incontinence.

Turns up in a NAPPY saturated with piss and then looks crestfallen that I will not do OWO (room is reeking).

How I stomached it I will never know but I just got on with the very basics (it was a quiet day). When I stop (on the dot!) he then proceeds to put back on, the said drenched nappy.

Before he leaves he 'inspects' the shower in my room and says he'll use it next time!!

why are yank editions almost always even more shite than leaf editions? baffling

me in the middle

leafs must be the worst at gimmicks of all posters

>K-on poster in the background
good girl

Just found the condoms I bought 3 years ago, still sealed haha

You have a problem with borders language and culture boyo?

i am absolutely certain i had seen her with another name

>bikes
>going in a straight line
>eurobeat
genuinely retarded

Made up bollocks

I used mine when shagging my homemade fleshlight

the angry impotent yank is my favorite gimmick

>leafs must be the worst at gimmicks of all posters

I might open them and have some posh wanks

>tfw you will never be a based maori
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what are you doing there? get out m8

having a whiff

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>football on tv
>turn it off
>can hear the stadium from my living room

Lads I have a big penny box, where should I take it to get turned into normal money?

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>Premium Economy

Never bought any because I'll never have sex anyway.

Might try a poshie sometime though.

The Brothel

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>Jessi now goes by the name Damien and prefers to be refereed to with they/them pronouns
woman btfo so hard she doesn't even want to be a woman anymore

Where do I get a Sup Forums gf?
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>based maori

the bank

do brits know they're just celts in denial?

>all these bikini slags on Coach Trip
Noice

>the leader of Britain first was in prison for 8 weeks over Christmas

Weird I didn't hear about this in the MSM

FOY

>deadass

deserves all the humiliation he can get

haha bet Jeffery was hoping for more than a hug

My name jeff

>FOY

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kek I remember that

>cyber police

Truly painful. Play some music.

Really like this video :) hope you will too

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just got out of prison lads

>poonited states
>poo dork
>assau county
>oyster gay

wood berry tbf

look at that fucking ead

Who is this radio guy?

Lads, I need advice.

I've managed to get a date with a girl. We've been talking since December and we'll be meeting next Saturday in the evening . She said it's fine if we just go for drinks first and then get food later if we feel like it.

Problem is, I don't have much experience with girls. How do I know when to hold their hand or kiss them ? How do I initiate it? How often should I compliment them? What are some good conversation starters?

do they?

very much liked and agreed with mummy may's brexit speech lads

Nothing wrong our are Karl you cheeky cunt

Just released a runt from my prison

fuck off swiss cunt

Girls are just normal people and she must like you if you're on a date.

You should talk about something you have in common, like a lack of balls for one.

like a fucking orange

bet those cretins slobber over their monitors for her ego

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new facebook messenger is crap

PUA master here

you wanna get laid? do the following:

lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.

don't get why they made a shitty snapchat clone desu

Feels like she has a Welsh accent desu

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Girls are absolute mingers lads. Went to some bird's flat and she had a fucking vibratory just sitting out all willy nilly in her Fucking living room.

What have you been talking about since december.

gf still isn't talking to me after I forgot to buy her a Christmas present

ciara

escalate the touching bro kino dude

Britain consists of several kingdoms, three of whom are celtic and do not deny it

some of us are yeah

I took a benzo in east london

Just to show Rasheed i was cool

Government idea: pay people more so they get taxed and spend more

Prof showed me this one laddies, what do you think?

Fuck off normie cunts.

I'd have just left there and then

>tfw met with a girl
>negged when I should have pozz'd
>burst into treats

ahahaha you finally figured it out
>huh? NO idea why she wouldn't be talking to me at ALL
utter cretin

didn't understand a word

so yeah, could be welsh

why don't you speak celtic than?
lol
>some
try "all"

shes probably cheated on you for revenge

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diabolical posts

Just booked hotel and flight to london. going to see Hamilton the musical. So excited

If you likee islamic prayer,...and Sharia law


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>Ah yes this old charmer of a memory
mine

Karl Pilkington is the peak of humanity

It's almost official lads

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saw this in the sidebar

surely it is done in jest? can anyone confirm?

barbie

all? the fuck you on about? most of the place is scandinavian/german/french

I literally did. Called her a tramp on my way out. Fucking tramp.

took great pleasure in reading the butthurt comments when the independent posted their breaking news story on facebook about brexit being "harder than anyone imagined"

don't get why people fall for their clickbait it's so obvious and shit

Because England is the largest, richest, most populous, dominant and founding country

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Just show him this pic and you'll be diagnosed autistic.

dont think you have much to worry about revealing the medical practitioners details

Those machines in sainsburys

But they take like 25%

Best antifa organisations in S. Yorks? Trying to get into fash bashing.

is this the hardon accelerator?