If you died tonight, when youre parents are going through all your stuff...

if you died tonight, when youre parents are going through all your stuff, how disgusted would your mum be by your porn collection? 1 - 10?

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My parents can't work a computer so I'd be fine.

>Encryption

>Passwords

porn collection? xhamster on incognito, noob. stop living in the past.

I have 11 TBs of porn saved...

All my porn is encrypted, but I have various toys and such at my own place.

Not Op but you're the noob. You think you can find my kind of porn on fucking xhamster?

>I bet you can't even save porn because it's your mums computer, kek. Fucking tard.

first off, they'd have to know my password which isn't written down anywhere and something they'd have no chance of guessing. second, if by some chance they did and found my fap folder i don't think they'd really care some much about the normal or jav porn so much as they would my H-folder which is stored elsewhere

Considering my 'stash' is about 35 gigs of captain picard, pretty disgusted.

I like how this sounds

Would find alot of drug shit she knows some of. Everything else is mementos and shit and my computer would get jacked by a brother. Would he be disappointed? eh maybe but he's got kids. He's gonna see the same shit soon anyways.

If he can handle them making him listen to leafy while he tries to smack them for being faggots my shit won't but him much. Worst is Hentai. Oh no....!

The cpu I dumped a year ago? Yes that woulda raised some major eyebrows and wtf's

10
Mom son incest, fuck my shit famamalama
Hopefully they have the common sense to not look.

Why do you have porn on your computer?

Is it because you are afraid you might lose it or are you collecting porn like a hobby?

I should delete my shit.

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I don't think so. But a week ago, yes. My teenage version stored lots of used condoms in game boxes

people dumb enough to "keep" porn on their computer deserve to be humiliated. Just to to someplace like xvideos or imagefap. There is no reason to download anything....

What the fuck did you just say

>Cpu

Are you retrded?

I'm forty fucking five years old and my parents are dead

If somehow it happened and my mum did see it I expect she would disown me in the very least

I don't collect I have nudes from girls tho

:(

Fuck off I answered my shit and am on a 3 day binge with no sleep so stop being niggers. Yeah Cpu is retarded to say but again you know what I meant. In short take my pic and stop being mr "lol you said cpu, retard" why would you take time to reply to that shit. Contribute to the fucking thread or fuck off.

retard

now if my wife found it

that would fuck me up fast

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2-3

I dont save porn often, all i have is a few gifs and one cardboard vr video on my phone.

No you.

Yours sincerely
Mr "lol you said cpu, retard" guy

They'd find it super kawai cuet :3

Yeah I know you are just being a faggot trying to get me salty but im gone after this. Sorry this picture is art but i'm sure it suits your tastes wonderfully. Have a good one man.

>The cpu I dumped
And what did you do with the rest of the PC?

Random drunken night chilling with friends thread

> saving porn

They would be more disapointed with the pile of empty 40 ozers in my closet

prolly really creeped the fuck out

many gigabytes dedicated to hentai guro porn isn't a normal thing, i think.

idk for anyone else but i save my gore porn because it's not easy to find

Do you fap with all that or you keep coming back to the internet to find more and fap?

I have over 500 images of girl feet. They all live in my city. Mother and sister included. Also i wont share

8

You should still have your drives encrypted, because every OS does it for you now, and it doesn't cost you anything. Not so much for moms but for burglars and such.

>Implying I download my porn

tips.fbi.gov/

I don't keep any porn on my computer, so they probably wouldn't be.

Idk this and some mags but she knows I do a bunch of stuff anyways already soo....

Insurance companies should offer a service where a specially trained and discreet squad of modern ninjas enters your property and removes your dragon dildos and other unpleasant paraphernalia before your grieving parents root through them.

probably like 8-9

10 is probably reserved for like illegal shit

but I have a lot of gay furry shit, macro shit, buff dudes etc.

i'm pretty fucked in the head and nobody knows at this point. maybe I could encrypt it but they'd still find the bad dragon dildos so whatever