Post your favorite album and your main in Overwatch

>Torbjorn

>video games

stop playing trash games you mong

People still play that shit?

Soldier 76

i.. i like overwatch.
zen is my boi.

Lucio

Roadhog

destiny - hunter class

>video games

>maining in a game about flexibly changing your characters depending on the situation
uhhh

Tracer for DPS
D.Va for tank

tracer is underrated. a good one can fuck ur day up.

>overwatch

"Maining" doesn't mean you can't play anyone else

>being eighteen years old or older
>playing video games

Zenyatta

>thinking being a certain age means you can't enjoy things or have certain hobbys

I dont have one main, but one main for each category
ATK: Mccree
DEF: Mei or Junkboy
TNK: Reinhardt
SUP: zenyata

Just want you guys to know that if you're over eighteen and you play video games, this guy wants you to know that's ok.

Feel better?

Still, I wouldn't say I have a single character I play by far the most. I play a good deal of about 8 characters maybe.

>Limiting your experiences for no reason

>puts on adult diapers
>shits in them
>"Yeah, that's a really good argument!"

Do you still shit your pants? Or do you actively miss the EXPERIENCE of your ass cheeks being caked with your own feces from under you? Do you miss the sensation of changing your diaper and cleaning yourself?

I look fucking disgusting. I don't ever want to look like that ever again. I was at my heaviest of 270

Seek help

I'm friends with Lauren and she told me she likes manboobs, but I dunno, I fuck her on the reg behind bf's back.

I thought you were going to bed?
And facebook tonight, fucking hell Brandon

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>tfw Ana

My team is always shit no matter how much I heal.

Climbed to 2300 from 1400 bronze and just fell to 1960 SR.

I'm contemplating suicide.

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Why do you play games for children, huh? You still play in the play place at McDonald's? You drink fluids out of a spill-proof sippy cup? You think it's NORMAL to be a grown person playing video games with children on the Internet, yeah?

>video games
>negroe music
The absolute state of this board pmsl

>i said faggot on moped site
>moped guy gets angry
>mellow dramatic wall of text, says he wants to die
this is why people laugh at you brandon. get your shit together. god damnit

>Climbed to 2300 from 1400 bronze and just fell to 1960 SR.

I'm never playing competitive again
>friend gets me to play with him 8 matches straight
>started with 2980, finally about to be diamond
>proceed to lose 6 of 8 games because of leavers
>rank tanked down to 2250
>everyone in gold tier doesn't communicate
>stuck in gold forever

Music for this feel?

her bf's going to fight him if he's seen in nyc. tru story.

careful dude.

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i'm getting that tattoo'd. so I can see it everyday.

>music for this feel

There is none.

Just listen to the silence until you start going crazy.

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That pic kind of disturbs me.

Hey you're still up.

could be worse

You could be a support main stuck in mid silver, I think about uninstalling more and more with every ridiculous 3-5 game loss streak only to climb back up to shitville

Pharah, Torbjorn, Roadhog and Zenyatta are my babies

I main Pachimari tho

you being a whiny fat fuck disturbs me
fat increases estrogen, so literally, you're a bitch.

Playing a healer is stressful and retarded in bronze/silver/gold.

Start playing more tanks and offense.

No it doesn't, where the fuck did you read that?

Yeah I realized that very quickly after placements. I did alright dragging my team to victory as 76 in bronze but I'm not good enough to Solo carry with him into gold, people actually use cover in high silver

lauren mayberry told me she was on a moped at the time listening to cky

Lauren here, can confirm.

>tank meta
>not maining Ana/76/dVa exclusively

Lmao it looks like shitters on actually Sup Forums WANT to lose SR

she was probably watching shitty horror movies at the same time too. cause you know brandon loves movies like "throat slasher cheerleader queens". really high brow cinematography there.

All you need to be good with Soldier is decent aim.
Try playing with the sensitivity settings and changing the cross.
I've carried with Soldier on Medium gold and I'm trash.

>Exclusively playing the most popular character of DPS/tank/healer
Enjoy getting cucked into someone you're shit with every other game

>Hasn't seen "throat slasher cheerleader queens"

yeah. i spent all last season in gold as mercy and lucio, never going up. this season i just play zarya and i've gone up to plat.

I literally main Ana and I still lose.

70% accuracy on/off scope average.

Everyone else just sucks, I'm always stuck with Soldiers who cant even get rid of Pharas and Rhinehardts who dont know how to shield the team properly and always charge ahead by themselves.

No one groups up and pushes as a team.

I do solo queue on console though, im thinking on switching to pc.

>Songs for the Deaf
>Junkrat

>d.va
>hold m1 and left click

>76
>literally sprint and click man

How can you not be at least decent with them you'd have to be brain dead. Ana is the only one that requires slight skill to use and even still she's the easiest sniper to use in the game

>mopeds
everyone makes fun of him, everyone.

Every sniper is easy in Overwatch.

pc is just as bad. they do comm a little more on high gold and above tho.

tell that to the widow on my team

Reaper

He was fine when I knew him. It's just the posts on here, moped army, and facebook that people are making fun of him for.

Pharah/Reaper - Widowmaker - D.Va/Roadhog - Ana/Zenyatta

>fat

he is built

Come on now. We all know the true edgefags of OW are genjimains

>edgelord kiddies
>autismbabbies
>weebs
>useless shitters in general

genjifags make up the most disgusting and cancerous fanbase to ever exist for any media I've ever seen

I hope he get's in shape. That fat fuck needs it.

mei

also, playing videogames doesnt make you a manbaby numale. prioritizing and defining yourself with videogames is what makes you a manbaby numale

and maybe some testosterone treatments and a book on social skills. dude's like hanging out with a rock, barely speaks, and just sits there.

You and Brandon are real friends? Tell us more

I knew him from mopeds. He's a good guy irl, just a little socially awkward.
>Tell us more
Like?

you ride around on mopeds?

yeah, brandon did too for about 5 years.

Is there like a big trail system for mopeds in your guys city? Was it a social club of moped owners?

What the fuck is Overwatch? A video game? Who the fuck still plays video games?

>Was it a social club of moped owners?
yeah, that's basically what the moped army is.
>Is there like a big trail system for mopeds in your guys city?
I don't live where he does, but I'm sure he rides it on the street.

>(((video games)))
try something with actual graphics, mongs

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