To all straight anons, if you were offered $15,000 for 30 minutes of sex with a man would you do it?

To all straight anons, if you were offered $15,000 for 30 minutes of sex with a man would you do it?
>Anal, blowjobs both giving and receiving
>Kissing
>Very handsome gay guy
>STD free as well
>Total secret

yes as long as he doesnt permanently damage my anus

absolutely

no

cos not gay and it would hunt me for the rest of my life

I'd PAY that much for that

Fuck no. $15,000.00 would be gone in a matter of 3-4 weeks.

Yea i would do it. Kinda depends on the guy though. Im not saying he has to be good looking but some fat disguting pimply fuck would have to pay me a LOT more.

30min for $15,000? Who wouldnt damn. I'm not gay either user but it's just 30min lol.

man you guys are fags

Sup Forums.org/lbgt/ is that a way

so what would you do for 10 bucks?

>he says before crawling back to his trap thread

Yes

Hell as a lesbian i would for that kinda money.

No. I'm not so pressed for money that I will abandon my own desires and do things that I find to be repulsive.

Yes, that includes eating okra, "having sex" with any male, and having sex with any female that I don't find to be attractive (e.g. Leslie Jones).

male pretending to be female detected

I'd do it for free.

Yeah but no kissing or sucking dick, fuck that.

This is Sup Forums... more importantly, Sup Forums... of course I'd do it. Shit, i'd probably do it for free. I would, however, want to wine and dine first.

Sure, I'm not gay, but 15,000 has to be put into my bank account up front

15k to fuck a guy? Dammit, straight people have all the luck.

Of course I would. I would even do it for one third of that.

hah too easy

Lesbian. Would fuck a guy for $500 and a PB&J.

sure.

Same

i sometimes question my sexuality when i am lusting for tranny cocks and wishing i could be fucked by a 10/10 trap

but then when i see this i feel that i am about to eject the contents of my stomach through my mouth, so i know that i am not gay.

Tits or gtfo bitch.
Also there are no such things as lesbians just ugly women

yup. count me in for $15k

Only if the very handsome guy guy let me shit on his face.

Id hate to break it to you but if you have a cock and like cock then you are gay

of course, money is money.

did you not read OP? He's handsome. Man, you got all excited with the question you forgot to read the fine print.

...before you stick it in the back.

There fixed that for you

Yep, i'd do it

read my post
i like girlcock not boycock

Then you're bi m8

I wouldn't.
Straight, virgin, and rich -
I respect myself too much to take the offer.

gtfo normie

>normie
I'm also a functional pedo. My reasons for finding Sup Forums 9 years ago should be obvious.

Tell me, do you think you're a social outcast just because you like a little cock?

>very handsome gay guy

Why exactly would the looks matter to anyone who's straight

I'd do it. Prefer to bottom only for an ugly guy but I'd still do it for money.

im also a scatfag

>virgin
How old are you? I'm 27

Yes

You can now masterbation to the idea a human being would ever fuck you.

ITT: failures as men make them selves feel better by giving their "virginities" value

Forgot to mention I'm a 27 year old virgin, I've already decided to specialise in pyromancy once wizardhood has been attained

Would not give bj's but the rest I think I could put up

youd take cock in the ass but not in the mouth? what are you?

You just made my day lol

>I'm also a functional pedo
Eh, people say thinking a 17 year old is hot is pedo territory since its below 18, so what is your age preference specifically?

I prefer to starve instead of getting gay sex.

...

>Total secret
Then yeah, probably would, I mean it's a lot of money for 30 minutes of work.

£50,000
no kissing
deal

this, i'd consider it for 50k, but 15k isn't anywhere near enought

Yes, $15k for 30 minutes is well worth it.

As long as my rectum wasn't destroyed, he'll yeah nigga.

yea, I just get really drunk beforehead and then it's all okay

That filename

Nigga, for 30 large you'd have the best girlfriend of your life for a day. I would have my wife video it for you so you could enjoy it whenever you felt like. I promise you would be happy with my service. Only once though. Part of a deal with the wife.

I already have sex with men for pleasure... so yes.

yes

and you can sell the video too!
>+cash!

Yeah, I could do that.

100% yes.

what the fuck is that webm!?

that's actually hebo territory, not pedo territory
6-10 btw

No kissing but apparently you're okay sucking his dick and getting your asshole pounded?

Yeah man

It's not gay if you don't kiss

So some people find you gross? Ok.
Some people call me devil spawn and actively try to cause harm to me, even though I would never touch a child. I just have attractions. It's like they think I'm incapable of not raping an innocent child with a fragile mind. Like I'm a monster.

But yeah, scat, must be rough Sup Forumsro

Are you kidding me?
Of course I fucking would.
$15,000 for a half hour of work? I mean shit, the job I work already is less enjoyable than unwanted sex, and pays considerably less.

The kissing part is pretty gay. I'll take half that amount of cash if there's no kissing.

Nope. I don't like manass.

>6-10 btw
So you fap to cp ?

Whtever you like bby

loli, and sometimes youtube videos. I can't support the CP trade. It's amoral.

If there's no kissing and I don't have to get it up, I'd do it for less.

yest, std free is a big one though

I probably couldn't get it up for him though so if he wanted my cock it would be problematic

Looking at children makes you hard ? You don't need to see body parts or anything ?

so many closset faggots to much strogen in the food

Half an hour? I'd do it for 200 without a second thought

I have a clothing fetish actually.
Makes fucking women a lot more fun too.

Oh, but there is a fair amount of child nudity on youtube. I should mention that. You can find tons of playlists pedos have compiled if you know where to look.

no cause then I'll go to hell

>Makes fucking women a lot more fun too.
How would you know that if you are a virgin ?

I watch porn, have an active imagination, and have had oral sex a few times. Sex isn't a foreign concept to me... though it might become one.

15k for my morality?
No thank you, I'll earn those with hard work.

...

15,000? Maybe 30,000. I'd need 15,000 just for the anal.

Thanks Sup Forumsro, images like that are how I know I'm in the right place.

That said, I seem to be nearing the end of my time on Sup Forums. Lesions in my brain and spine have been causing sexual dysfunction for a few years now.

I used to fap every time. Multiple times a day even. Now it's once every few weeks. There's a good chance I'll be a virgin the rest of my life.

That's not a lot of money to do something like that. I'd let a guy suck my dick for 15k and I might fuck a guy for 15k but it'd have to be more money for anything else

I'm gay. Do I still get paid?

Nigga that's barley two months rent for some very bad memories. Fuck that. I'd do it for more money but 15k? No way

No

You never had sex with a female that you'd rather forget? I know I have

Op is a fag

Hell no and the fact you said handsom gay guy just proves your fantasies faggot

Some do that for 200. So 15k...

Lmao
>implying I've had sex
;_;

if he's an emo twink. Yes.

Cunt