BGT Semi-Finals 5th Round Thread

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Elcock lol

Why the fuck are these on today

Mum get off Sup Forums. This is my safe place and you're invading my privacy.

>No Camilla

Even children hate her

Reminder to give five votes via the BGT app to our boi Davros tonight

Piers is at it again lads

Is she a paki or fillip?

Anyone else still fucking pissed about yesterday's disastrous results?
>Balance's act was too samey and bloated with uneccesary backup dancers
>liked everything about the chink group with nothing bad to say about it
>still all went with balance unity for no particular reason
Are these judges braindead?
Now I'm starting to see why people on here hate this show so much. Always goes to shit after the auditions.

It was a bit disappointing. Tumar KR actually did something interesting and different to their routine whereas Balance did not. His felt more forced and disjointed.

Yeah the foreigners should have got through easily

Why does anyone even like those storm loser cosplay faggots? Would Tumar KR gotten through if they dressed as fucking storm troopers?
>le look at us, we're dancin stormtroopers lol so randum

Davros cosplayer now lad

They've been using the Hillsborough card if anyone criticises them

LOVE SHACK

I say we download the app and give all our votes to Davros just to spite this show and give a middle finger to the show if he makes it in the top 3. LETS FUCKING DO THIS.

>you are through

kek

Fella in half a darlek... whats all that about then?

THEY ALL BUZZED HIM OUT! WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY SEND HIM THROUGH IF THEY WERE JUST GONNA THROW HIM OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Literally a comedy genious. Only talented one ive seen

Fucking why do they let this meme tier shit but not the magician where he turned his manikin wife to a real one? baka

Is that a moustache?

Probs lad, is she a tranny or what

tfw the Davros bloke is still better looking than Ant & Dec's golden buzzer act

>It's a conformist shit tier pop music singing act

>my OC Mulhern from yesterday got reposted

UNBELIEVABLE... DOOSH!

Good to see Schlitzie making a comeback

WE WUZ CHEFS N SHEEEIT

:3

Aw look at those eyes he is gorgeous

JUST EAT ADVERT OFFICIAL RANKING

1. Chicken Madras
2. Chinese Food Tonight
3. I need a Balti

Settle down mate it's just a dog

Dogs aren't meant for the ruff life of showbiz

I fancy Dec too lad

Lads I can't download the app please give Davros all the votes.

rekkt

Will do lad

They had one job....

>implying the mess up wasnt planned

Top ruse lads

Vote for Davros tonight guys

i just want Ant or Dec to die. I don't care which one, as long as it's only one of them

These two circus lads make ant and Dec look like hobits

Everyone does

Hate this faggot
what a terrible impressionist

They are hobbits lad

>That episode where Dec called Mulhern a "little turd"

D R E C K

Literally anyone can do those voices

Impressionists already fucking suck but putting up images of the impressions just makes it worse.

Surely putting the character in the background defeats the purpose of an impressionist?

Im cringing out my ringpiece at the guy

These impressions aren't bad, but they're not exactly great

>Britain's got
>Britain has got
>has got
Redundancy detected. Britbongs don't even know their own language.

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Cringe as fuck.

SCOUSE PRIDE

Justice for THE 96

>Watching with my Dad
>Impressionist starts doing Peter Griffin
>"Now he's doing the Family Guy"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>The Family Guy

American Boy and The Nignog Show are better.

Go on, DANCE LIKE THE ATTENTION WHORE YOU ARE

underrated post

That's correct grammar tho

Christ if i had a pound for every time ant and dec said "time for another quick break"...

That's literally they're job

Wish I had a pound for every time David pretends to act like a fag

Trips confirm this needs to be turned into a meme

DUDE I AM MARRIED TO SIMON COWELL AND I CANNOT STOP SUCKIGN HIS COCK LMAO

>implying his marriage didn't fall apart because he banged a guy

What a great thread this is tonight. Now time for a quick break.

Fuck off paddy cunts

This show makes me want to eat my own shit it's that bad.

Anybody else hate these huge choirs? Any group of 40 people can sing in tune, it is not talent.

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How can you people actually watch this shit? it just stresses me out that something this fucking horrendous is popular

Anyone else think that they should show the acts to vote for in a backwards order so we see the last act first and the first act last?

>mfw someone at my college said that the IRA are a worse threat than ISIS today

It's better than conformist shit like the Xfactor, the voice or Soaps and shit.

just casted my 5 votes for the talented davros

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>implying they don't posistion the acts to begin with to manipulate viewers

Have you forgotten Europe's new motto?

>white = bad
>brown = good

>Ireland
>White

Well now it's time for Corrie. This thread'll be back after a quick break.

Are Irish-British rivalry seriously starting on a Britain's got Talent thread?

Holy crap, you people are retarded. Go to Sup Forums and start fighting there.

>tfw you remember that the semi-final threads last year reached the bump limit and we needed to make a second one for BGMT.

What happened?

I'm surprised we even got to 80 today

>tfw the pussy faggots who make Corrie won't give us a shot of Callum's rancid ass corpse.

s-m-h t-b-h f-a-m

This. Wanted to see based callum's stringy carcass

Come on lads only 8 more mins to vote for Davros!!

Wew

Birds flying high

>app is 40mb
Not gonna make it

>fifth harmony
who

1.8 BILLION VIEWS ON VEVO

Dunno lad but these SLAGS are making me dick well ARD like

WORTH IT, LIKE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? ARE YOU LIKE 40?

female american version of one direction. They were all individual singers on the X-Factor and Simon combined them into a group.

TIME FOR

voted for the dog 5 times lads

Y AYE MON TAIYME FER A BIG BRAKE FER YOU LAD

Time for a quick muffit of tea