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she's going straight for the kill

Just give her everything Johnny

You'll be lucky if you can keep your hair transplants and gold teeth

just delete my threads up

What a whore. I hope he didn't live in California or he's getting raped.

>it's what i'm entitled to
Fuck off you cunt!

This is why women are awful.

Where were you when you realised all women are conniving whores?

I was at home when user posted

'Women are whores'

'No'

Based Amber

legit question, what if he donates all that money? would that be legal?

Johnny might aswell leak the rest of her fappening vids then

alimony law in the US is just fucked

Why does she think she deserves any of his money? It's not like she's a battered wife who depended on her husband to live.

JUST LEAGUE ASSEMBLE!!!

IF YOU AIN'T NO PUNK

I think the legal argument from the bitch normally follows the course of "I had that lifestyle when I was with him and I DESERVE to have the same lifestyle after DESPITE EARNING NONE OF THAT MONEY MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!"

Cue the court granting them half of the poor bastard's assets

>2016
>getting married
>to a woman

was anyone surprised?

>mexican 14 year olds continuing to spam their shitty JUST meme

Because American laws are fucked, especially divorce laws and in a time of radical feminists and politically correct movements? Oh boy, especially with Depp's history.

You just know this will be spammed all over the board when JL comes out.

>Amber Heard Supported Johnny Depp's Mom Through Her Illness and 'Regularly Visited Her in the Hospital'

>This about to be A+ list mostly movie actor again is hooking up with a woman who is not his wife. Things have been tense with the wife to the point where a split is not out of the question even during the press for his new movie. Johnny Depp/Amber Heard ("Alice Through The Looking Glass")

Amber is a perfect waifu and deserves every single last penny that Depp has.

then she takes all the rest and you file for bankrupcy

HOLLA WE WANT PRE NUP

She had to fuck his bloated corpse boozehound ass, she deserves it.

>women deserve your life savings because they tolerated your presence in marriage
sooner we separate marriage from state the better, the sooner we get past this archaic bullshit where women think they are entitled to men's life savings for sleeping with them for 1 year

yesh I know that stupid argument, my point is, what if he takes all that money he has, all the mansions he has and more and just gives it away to some NGO for kids in africa or something like that

You've got at least 5 more years of it, considering they're probably actually 13 and have nothing better to do until their parents inevitably force them out of the home at 18

Why does this make her even hotter? Or is it just me?

marriage is a trap, pic related some traps

Well she kinda is, he didn't make her sign a prenup, he knew what the potential fallout of getting married was

...

I'd fucking do it.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

Johnny should just Donate his cash, that way, the bitch gets nothing and he can just call Tim Burton and get 40m for a years work,

Why are American women all so fucking disgusting, and why is the court always so blatantly in favor of these whores? It's the same shit every time. Young woman gets married to celebrity, stay for a year or two, then rip them for everything they're worth.
How is this allowed.

this meme has been going for over a year now newfriend.

She has $10m in bank account and multiple movies coming. She shouldn't get a thing.

WE BANKREUPT NOW

Why the fuck, in this day and age, don't celebrities sign pre-nups?

They pay so much for legal, how does a lawyer not speak up ahead of time?

What the fuck kind of squat is that ?

Is he trying to mix the overhead press with squats?

Well, "legal", sure. But the assets he has at the point of filing for divorce is what matters. If he has 400m the day she files, and donates it all, he will owe her half of that, assuming she has nothing.

Bottom line: No, you can't avoid getting mauled in a divorce by donating to charity. I recommend never getting married if you're wealthy, because the US laws are utterly fucking incomprehensibly insane in some states, where no prenup will save you (or so I've heard).

but he has $400m WAGE GAP
WAGE GAP WAGE GAP

Then she'll take half of what he doesn't give away.

he should have done it early then LOL, like 2 days before the bitch fucks him up donate all your shit to your brother or something.

>already a millionaire
>she wants more money that she didn't work for

what the fuck

called a klokov press, not recommended for you or anyone to do it for that matter since its a behind the neck press at the bottom of a squat.

he can do it though, because he train from child.

I am, I kind of thought johnny was smarter than this

Prenuptials tend to get thrown out anyway in more progressive states.

She certainly doesn't deserve his net worth just for being married to him either.

>n-now's my chance

>Depp has hired celebrity divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, who has in the past represented Kim Kardashian, Ryan Reynolds and Britney Spears.

Wow, he just might win this. I keep forgetting, he is way way wayyyyyyyyyyyy richer than most actors. Literally Tom Cruise level.

>ywn

This is true love senpai.
This one's different.
She's not a blood sucking parasite.
What we have is special.

I'm 25 and I post it all the time. Git gud mufuggas

>the sooner we get past this archaic bullshit where women think they are entitled to men's life savings for sleeping with them for 1 year
It's not archaic, it's a modern thing.

Back in the day I think men had to financially support a woman if he divorced her. But "support" is very different from "half of the assets".

Let's say you have a man and a woman who are married and each earn £100k a year. Let's say they're both doctors or something. If they divorce it would make every bit of sense that the woman gets 50% of shared assets such as a house, cars, anything that they paid into together.

But a woman getting 50% of such assets when she has contributed NOTHING to those assets makes FUCK ALL SENSE whatsoever.

Because you're a cuckold, that's why

Solid traps breh, definitely gonna make it

EVERYTHING

I used to feel bad for Leo being unmarried in his 40s but now I kinda get it.

What I don't get is that they have the same job, they're both millionaires, on what planet does she need alimony?

>being a rich, famous man that could get pretty much any woman on any terms he wants
>still marrying and putting all your shit in jeopardy

just

JUST

this.

never ever marry anyone. women really can't love. its a ruse. they play you then take everything you have,

>getting married
>not just having a bull

>women

>Johnny Depp marries a lesbian and doesn't get a pre-nup
>Derek Fisher just got ordered to pay his ex-wife $109k/month in spousal support
>Brendan Fraser is still paying his ex-wife $50,000/month

Getting married when you're rich is probably the dumbest thing you could possibly do

I almost feel bad for him but not too much

why do I feel like she'd be wild in bed

REAL TALK

Are men fucking stupid? These bitches are taking men to town left and right. Johnny Depp could walk into a bar and swim in pussy...why get formally married? Does it have something to do with taxes?

>when JL comes out

He still thinks that movie will even get made.

I wouldn't be surprised, Pirates of the Caribbean made literally fuckloads of money, they must have paid him progressively more for each one

And of course all the other Disney movies he's been in like Alice in Wonderland, and big budget Tim Burton films

holy shit it really is moot

Pretty sure Spears pays alimony

At least his daughter is hot.

asdf

Well Depp just won his case.

Who are you again?

THERE IS HOPE FOR DEPP

Sure, if it's the day before, your assets are 0 on the day of divorce. She'll end up keeping all her money, and get none of yours, and you'll be broke.

Which is a spiteful victory, I suppose. Personally, I'm not getting married. As a law student and following the media, I've seen some shit. We're talking 1000 yard stare.

I still believe there are some women who are not bitches. Maybe that's naive but I hope to get some bitch someday so I can get me some fucking kids

Spread dat seed yo, ain't no other reason to live 2bh

>Fisher has to pay spousal support, take care of his gf's kids, and deal with her crazy ex

just fuck my life up senpai

it's ingrained in the murrica philosophy that you atre responsible for your own happiness, and by that principle spawns a disconnection from anything related to morals or ethics, i think. America really is a degenerate, fucked up country. And they're somehow spreading this mentality across seas.

those are some fugly kids

So did I. But Amber Heard is... well... we've all seen the videos and she's good at what she does, obviously.

Depp just fell for the oldest trick in the book, a young, hot, greedy woman. He shouldn't have divorced her previous wife of manymanymany years. He should've just banged young high class escorts and stayed married.

But it may well be far less than what she would otherwise have paid. Lawyers aren't just about avoiding damage completely, it's about diminishing it.

I bet Depp was caught cheating and now we are witnessing the fury of a betrayed woman

>$400m fortune

With that kind of money involved, it would probably be easier and cheaper for him to have her killed, to be honest.

It's must be more stressful for him than anything lol

>She has said of Rand, "I've read all of her books. Ever since then, I have been obsessed with her ideals. All I've ever needed is myself.

Sounds like Wife material to me.

There are women that aren't complete cunts, but they're getting more rare by the day and most of those women are already snatched up quick as shit.

Two days "before the bitch fucked him up", his mother died.

How in the hell is she entitled to any single coin of his fortune?

Is this the "patriarchy" working again in benefit of the priviliged white males? Fuck this shit.

>implying there aren't slick enough lawyers to get around prenups, especially when they are going for a $400 MILLION DOLLAR FUCKING FORTUNE
>implying California respects prenuptial agreements

>I won't prepare for failure
>she wouldn't do that
>I trust her
>that'd never happen anyway
>it looks bad to have a failsafe
>marriage is forever
Never marry, anons. Don't fucking do it. I've heard of women divorcing the day after the guy won the lottery and shit.

Don't live your life distrusting everyone, but don't be stupid either.

hey virgin once you marry someone there arent ''your things'' or ''her things'' anymore it belongs to both

so if he donates everything she takes half from wherever he donated it?

I like the way Chris Rock put it. "If you eatin' at a restaurant, and you leave, you ain't eatin' there no more! They don't owe you a steak!"

Yes but he's an actor not a hedgefund CEO so it's not an option.

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I don't even know how to feel about that.

On the one hand, the woman is an entitled cunt and doesn't deserve a single cent (this applies to ANY divorced woman btw, no exception).
On the other hand, it's a rich guy who loses half of his wealth and will still be rich (boohoo i only have 200 million dollars left).

daughter is drugged out whore

They were already having problems before they got married, she apparently was embarrassed when he gave a drunken and slurred speech.

Women will always remember things. They could forgot literally everything else in their lives outside of that time you pissed them off down to the exact millisecond and will use it against you in the future every time.

>>implying California respects prenuptial agreements

Yeah, people tend to forget that. California law is a joke in general. Anything can happen in court.

>mfw my brother-in-law beat the system by being a 'house husband' and if they get divorced my sister will have to pay him alimony

If years of gossip holds any truth, she is/was.

>"Hopping from musician to actor to musician with all the agility and speed of a starved hyena targeting a limping Thompson's gazelle. One of her well-earned Hollywood nicknames is "Wanna Ride Her?" Rumored to enjoy pleasuring herself far more than she enjoys or is capable of being pleased by her boyfriends. Has a crudely, stereotypically masculine approach to sex. Pothead and addicted to painkillers. Shoplifter. Broke up with Damon because he convinced her to make a bad set of investments, and she lost over $1 million. Has done good work with her community, though. Bi______. Linked with Ryan Adams, Dodi al Fayeed, Beck, Bono, Ed Burns, George Clooney, Matt Damon, Evan Dando, Daniel Day-Lewis, Johnny Depp, Robert Downey Jr., David Duchovny, Adam Duritz, Jakob Dylan, Everlast, Jimmy Fallon, Dave Grohl, Corey Haim, Chris Isaak, Courtney Love, Brittany Murphy, Chris Noth, Dave Pirner, Charlie Sheen, Christian Slater, Mark Wahlberg, Paul Westerberg, Bruce Willis, and Pete Yorn."

Her current bf is some CEO...