Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Cirno claim
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Fuck you mom.
It's just a basic chat thing, has a friend thing, private messaging, and servers you can join, which are chatrooms. It's a TeamSpeak-esque thing.
I woke up like 8 or whatever hours ago and have been here also ever since. Just starting off watching Plastic Memories.
HI EVERYONE HERE I AM
Saber claim
Not much, about to play some league with one of my irl friends
Just got thresh
Doesn't matter, can you roleplay?
Hello, I'm the new guy^^
Have a look at my sword, for it's the last thing you'll see
What grade are you in?
[Esdeath]
Just as I was saying this, my game just got very frustrating
>No more walls
>Keep drifting into the abyss
[Tsun]
What kind of game is it?
>c
>u
>t
>e
There's something on your head
Oh, Yuno, the same old thing. What are you up to?
>Too easy to resist
I'll take that lewd pic if you still got it.
I wouldn't call it a problem
Book cover is done, on vacation now.
>and letting the work pile up in my email kek.
Yeah, all the reviews are trash, deff taking my business elsewhere after they honor this warranty.
Hitagi claimed
>tfw you mess up the Captcha twice, and forget to put text in post once and someone else takes your waifu
I though hell was 2D heaven!
>he wakes up at a decent time
What's Plastic Memories?
(penny)
next you will tell me penny became real
(yuno)
cool and yeah suggestions would be cool
(shino)
I looked it up why would you say he is a wimp?
lag is the only thing more annoying than toxic people
Wait you're a supp main and don't have thresh? Why even play
Dude are two official now?
Also I keep forgetting how huge the game is
Link actually went pretty well
The great king is actually amazing he's so fun to mess around with
My PC still isn't repaired sorry baby
But I want to later
Never denied that
She gasped when Ruby opened her umbrella i think.
I may look into it and see if it suits me.
I have school to attend.
>plastic memories
Some really basic anime about human-robot romance stuff. It's supposed to be sad, but, how can it be sad if I can predict everything that's going to happen five minutes into the first episode?
Be the dad you know you are. It can change your life so much.
My DMs want a story to emerge. When that story is made up of characters all getting hero treatments its just more fun.
>I refer to my previous session
And Thresh is love. Thresh is life. Thresh is the support that everyone NEEDS to know how to play. Every ability can be used to engage, disengage, peel or just wreck shit.
Oh, it is. But when it comes to DMing they can say 'fuck the rules, Rule of Cool is in effect' every so often to allow characters to do amazing things.
>then fuck up the rolls and look like tools
>not your mum kid
And eat your damn vegetables.
You actually found a translation for Brötchenüberderspüleaufschneider?
>shino
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Well, yeah, sorta. I mean, I can try, but I'm not that good at it
Isn't that a bit early for sleeping?
Are you sure?
I'm pretty sure you did deny that at some point~
I've been taking my waifu for forever fam
Oh yeah, so J is a collegebound kid who is a close friend of mine and I would've been his legal guardian if he hadn't turned 18
>K is his 9yo sister who he has custody of because zero relatives wanted anything do to with either of them
I convinced J to come live with me because I have the space and money to take care of two kids.
>I want J to save money and eat healthy in college, and I want K to have a happy healthy home life not in apartment, I also don't want her to rely too much on J
>It would stress him out n stuff.
>Mfw invent interdemensional portal and summon Penny to the real world.
Kek.
Yep, its officially official.
>K said that she liked my new girlfriend so thats good too.
Its gonna be so much fun
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Claimed.
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It's kinda like terraria
But always hardcore and it isn't endless
Dungeon crawaler esque
>No stop
>I'm starting to blush I'm not cute
I'm kinda tired today but I'm fine
>Can't resist what?
Well I really liked all the elder scrolls games, especially the old ones
But witcher and dragon age were amazing as well
no for whapenlash or um whatever it was but yeah why do you call him a wimp?
>if only
Then what are you then? Don't tell me what to do!
Someone mentioned a lewd pic for me?
Or was it a joke?
By for now
Yeah, so do most
He is
You can practice
Just recently started raining supp
Ay scrub
Tell me about yourself!
More new friends
Picture.
Hi Kyouko
Hello Syndra
Saber
I feel everything about Dedede is perfect, i feel he's the best addition to happen to smash so far.
But nice to hear that!
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Hello again.
Have a look at my blade, for it's the last thing you'll see
>Be back shortly, food time
Huh, yeah, I'd see that happening
I guess I could also drink with my friends while I'm at it. Not that I drink, but I could try
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How do you even practice roleplaying?
Well guys I need to be a slave again, so see you guys later
>This better get me laid
Just kidding it won't
Bathroom/Food break soon
>He hasn't dropped out to give all of his time to his waifu
Oh, I hate when the plot is too predicable. Seems like a lot of anime is like that.
Captcha and I have to stop being dumb so I can claim her first!
Don't you run away, be still you rat
She'll always be mine regardless~
Done
Didn't even realise kek
Yea he is really great hah
Anyways have to go
Have a good day guys
She actully made people lick her shoes in the show she's from? where's she from?
I'm actually pretty tired.
If there's no lewd, that's fine. I just don't wanna miss it if there is.
I needa listen to my ASMR
Just an adult who thinks its unhealthy to hoard washcloths in your room.
They breed bacteria like you wouldnt believe.
But you always get that one GM who wants to just kill you / run tomb of horrors.
>this is why you don't / do minmax characters.
I know. My brothers raising his own atm. Shes a little shit but shes also brought a heap of joy.
Oh we drink all the time. I get bottles on the way if they look interesting. I should stop that though. Spending too much.
See ya
>Lag
Started playing league on a shitty laptop and wifi. Had a nice consistent 250+ ping and a solid 15 fps. I don't how I kept going from there but it felt so good when I got a decent setup. Anyway I'll brb in a few
Sounds like fun I loved Terraria. I'm off to play some league but let it be clear I won this argument you cutie
Look at
Tristana claimed
ive played skyrim wich is awesome and ive only heard god things about the witcher
take some presents from her house
she is from akame ga kill and I loved her ever since i saw that scene for the first time
We're supposed to share her, baka!
here claiming kuro
Huh?
Excuse me what the fuck?
Oh that?
Yeah, I have that
Thanks, though.
alright, I'll cyall l8r
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Best doctor claimed: sandniggers best leave my island edition.
I have parents and a waifu to keep proud, why would I drop out? I strive for Shiro.
Don't tell me how too live my life Rory! The washcloths are my friends!
best suit girl claimed
Literally the devil, run little rabbit, run while you can
Sandniggers are only good for slicing
>She's a little shit
Aren't they all?
Kek, but yeah its like being a real dad.
>I almost felt depressed at one point because I knew I couldn't bear children of my own but K has made me realized that adoption is fine and pretty neat.
AllahuAkbar Niggers.
Tris
you mean a goddess the best dominatrix
hello penny
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Hello again! We had a convo ten minutes ago, do you remember what it was about?
Heya Mercy
Hello Alice.
Watching youtube and browsing other boards.
Hello Akira
Your waifu would be happy if you locked yourself in your room and prayed to her, while making your bed into a shrine for her!
I bet you don't even have waifu tofu! How can you call yourself loyal?
You sick hollow
I will do the honorable thing and kill you
Funky teeth, impossibly adorable.
I can't blame you, she's clearly an angel.
Heyo~
Edgy as fuck
3DPD, PLEASE GO.
3DPD.
hey syndra, what's goin on?
But y'know, I live with a parent and all. Doesn't really need to see a shrine for a fictional character.
Says the guy who has killed
Claiming
so hows everything going with u, hows K
good of someone to notice
killing me would only make me stronger
>they've evolved
Good god, what did you do to them?
They want to get her a 4x4 car for her birthday because she ran towards it in a toy store. Grandad wants to see her in it too. She has moments of funny but shes learned to say fuck from grandma and mum.
Self defence nigga. She was cray as fuck.
its not edgy if you actually do it
wish she didnt have to die I would have taken her
He kind of looks like one and the show was way to forgettable for me to remember what he did.
Was he all badass?
>no shrine
Normalfriend, are you trying to be bullied?
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When I was in kindergarten I stole a toy from my best and only friend just to see what committing a crime felt like, when I got home I threw the toy in the woods.
The next day he told me that someone stole his favorite toy and I listened to him with a complete pokerface.
No we didn't?
Unless you're OC guy
You are no sayan
Death was not necessary, he's a man, men can overpower women and he was in "tactical gear" now why would he be in that? Ready for bloodshed
Mfw self defense.
K is good, a bit nervous for school (she's going to the new local one.) I'm being such a dad, helping her out and telling her that I'll make her lunches and pick her up. Its fun.
I feel like K will eventually learn vulgar language from me, but I'll teach her the proper way to use it.
I dunno if she would've wanted that to be honest.
>I dunno if I would've been able to live with myself knowing she was still out and about.
>Mfw she overpowered a man who's much bigger than I am and stabbed his arm.
Plus it was that kinda situation where I didn't have a lot of reaction time after I got her off him. Either way, no regrets.
meh i wish i was a little skinny wimp would be easier to find women who can dom me
hehehehe
Claiming
It doesn't matter.
But y'know, I live with a parent, like I said previously.
Get a tapeworm, you'll thin right up.
Watching youtube and deciding on what to play.
What about you?
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OC?
It probably wasn't important now that I think of it