Dude I'm so eccentric lmao

>dude I'm so eccentric lmao

>Machine Empire making their move

Once they get that money they can mass produce Amberbots by the thousands

>me on the right

He should have stayed in shape

Nigga looks disgusting, almost like a old homeless lady.

Proof even if you're Johnny Depp, meme appeal can only go so far.

anyone remember when he was the biggest superstar right after PotC, how the mighty have fallen

Wasn't that from filming for POTC?

You just know...

Imagine his paper thin translucent pasty flabby skin slithering all over her lucious young perfect body.

Imagine his shitty accent that he uses as a terrible actor in all his movies chortling like a pig and making weird noises.

Imagine his tiny manlet body and even tinier dick struggling to please her, and she closes her eyes, thinking to yourself "T-This is Johnny Depp, remember 25 years ago every girl wanted him, you've f-finally made it" as a stream of tears pours down her face, as the slug manlet envelopes her entire body in a sticky film of slime and despair.

He's like 5'11-6ft

5′ 8"

>"I'm not the biggest guy in the world by any means -- I'm only five-foot-eleven"

That's literally average height in the States

Celebrities always inflate their height. Celebheights.com has him down as 5'9''.

>celeb heights
You mean a website run by a 5'8 guy who lists every celebrity shorter than every other source in order to feel better about himself?

>IMAGINE

>being this naive

All male celebrities add 2'' to their actual height. This is nothing new.

>lies manlets tell themselves to feel better
Face it, Depp is a hair under 6ft, like most Hollywood heart throbs

Proof that if you play the "chad eccentric" card you get only insane bitches and you lose everything

proof that church girls are the most beautiful girls you will ever meet

The thing about John Depp and how he gets his kicks is he likes to watch his good friends die of drug overdoses and not really do anything about it, just be high.

proof that marriage outside the church IS a meme and you should always seek your wife in a church

> drunk as fuck on this pic
my man

so is there chance for me an amber now?
what do you think anons?
I'm almost like a young johnny depp myself

I mean who doesn't have a matching bandana and handkerchief sticking out their pocket, le classy

Amber is like: can you believe this nigga

what if you're a muslim?

>church girls

literally a meme. they're just as slutty as any other grill

Amber is a pornstars name, who the fuck names their kid that?

>proof that church girls are the most beautiful girls you will ever meet

And most likely to do anal

Depp should date Tim Burton. Both are single right now

>$400 million alimony
Nigga is going to slave for Disney forever

Aging with grace is real, though.

Is Amber pregnant with Depp's baby or something?

how the fuck no prenup? is depp a retard? or too many drugs?

convert

You can't be more BASED than Amber. You just can't.

She managed to get what every woman in the world dreamed about, she got to fuck this hot piece of ass the very last time he was still fuckable, she got a top career set and now she gets lots of money as a compensation for Depp's falling apart due to his old age and can go back to fuck young hot fuccbois again.

She done so much at such early age. She's a real hero we all should strive to be.

>Dude I'm so divorced lmao

i fucking hate this place

Depp has been taking drugs since his youth and the memes are real, drugs really kill you brain but it's a degenerative process. At this point, Depp must be clinically retarded

>tfw can grow better facial hair then Depp at 25

He probably beared witness to Disney's child sacrifice rituals hence why he started going heavy on the drugs.

It's litteraly not tho. Maybe some places in europe.

>beared

"Bore". Bore witness.

wrong animal, same shit

omg its boar not bore lol