Are you hyped yet?

Are you hyped yet?

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Not even slightly

all the stories coming from set make it sound like shit

Yeah, actually. Regardless of how it turns out it'll still be a blast watching it all unfold. Sunday nights on Sup Forums are gonna be comfy as fuck.

that ugly ginger haired fuck alone will stop me from tuning in

Cuck Evans

Here's the first episode description:

>In the first show of the new series, Chris Evans takes the Dodge Viper ACR to the home of Top Gun in Nevada, to battle Sabine Schmitz in a Chevrolet Corvette Z06. Matt LeBlanc tackles wildest Morocco in Somerset's finest off-roader, the Ariel Nomad.

>Back on British soil, Evans and LeBlanc take a rather soggy road trip to Blackpool in a pair of roofless Reliant three-wheelers, whereupon they are tasked with defending the honour of their nations in a series of gruelling UK-versus-USA challenges.

>Back in the studio, this week's celebrity guests are Social Network star Jesse Eisenberg and Gordon Ramsey.

From bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07dwp1f

Oh god it's going to be so fucking horrible

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>hoped they go back to basics and do an actual car show
>see snippet where Evans and Joey meme race each other in flag covered piece of shit cars
>see snippet of that yank bloc drifter twat just drives his car round London
fucks sake

Bravo.

Wtf that sounds great.

>Road trip to Blackpool in Reliant Robbins
>Joey from Friends in Blackpool

I could be so much more excited for this if Leblanc was the one in charge and Evans was nowhere near it.

What is with this fucking old man and his ridiculous glasses?

God this is going to be HORRIBLE.

I really hope this shit fucking bombs, feel bad for leblanc if it does though

I hope his airbag fails to deploy.

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It sounds like that they crammed all the really good bits of past series's into one episode.

This is gonna be shit.

USA vs UK jokes are gonna be cringe inducing probably

It's doomed before it even airs. I can't wait to see the ratings.

Implying this is not the Stig

Massive for the first, absolute nothing for the second.

>Two unrelated celebrities
>"soggy road trip" which will, without a doubt, be painfully unfunny in a desperate attempt to emulate the last trio.

>Joey from Friends in Blackpool
Christ, I don't want foreigners seeing Blackpool. It's bad enough we have to be aware Blackpool exists.

This.

I've been to some shitholes in my time. I've been to numerous third world countries, including small towns in India and Chinese industrial areas, and I still maintain that Blackpool is the worst place I have ever been.

It's not just that it's dirty and run down, it's that it actively feels unpleasant to be in.

>Evans reportedly swore at studio audience, shouted at them for not laughing at his jokes and several left early after being left unimpressed

I wouldn't be shocked if Evans eventually 'decided to step back' and LeBlanc, Schmitz and Chris Harris took over as the main presenters.

I didn't care then and I certainly don't care now.
It's the show for old men who are cucked and have politically incorrect humour, Clarkson makes them feel young and edgy again.
Literally how old must you be to enjoy Top Gear?
You must be 40 or some shit.
Who the hell cares about cars anyway?

>guaranteed replies

Oh my god they're killing it

> implying the previous top gear was even about cars and not three lads having some bants

Blackpool is great for a night out. If you can't get a shag on a firday night in Blackpool, you may as well kill yourself because you ain't getting one anywhere. There's so many horny slags out at the weekend it's unreal.

So when is the amazon show available?

That's not true at all. It's a terrible night out, too expensive to be cheap and trashy, and too cheap and trashy to be worth the amount of money you're paying.

I spent a couple of years there, and I genuinely had more fun going out in Fleetwood (a tiny town nearby) than I ever did in Blackpool.

Stop forcing me to bump this thread

How did he bag prime pre-Dr Who Billie Piper?

>Top Gear died in your lifetime

WHY

>they have to use Reliant Robins to sell their show

Was he a millionaire at that point?

He's been a millionaire for a long long time

Yes. He was way more famous then actually.

and? He still is one, but there's loads of millionaires and she was a 19 year old singer with a killer body. Why marry a speccy ginger car-autist instead of a footballer or something?

Why would a footballer bang this

lmao you goit it bro that some good shit senpai

yep, he had all dem Breakfast Show shekels as well. He went full JUST for a while though

literally copying Clarkson ideas in desperation

Evan's has always managed to bag women way out of his league. There was a rumour he was banging Kelly Brook at one point when he used to host the Big Breakfast.

very well you shitbag cuntface

I think it's more a case if keeping the formula which made the show so successful in first place familiar to the audience. There's nothing wrong with copying a good thing.

>CHRIS Evans launched into an four-letter rant at Top Gear audience members and demanded they laugh at his jokes.
>The host, 50, snapped during recording of segments for the revamped show: “Don’t fold your arms, don’t wear black. Take it off – take everything off.
>“Don’t fold your arms, don’t have your hands in your pockets. F***, f***, f***, f***, f***.”
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This sounds like a joke.

Based HIV positive Adam Savage of almost quints.

Damn you're right user, the car show where they review cars, have news about cars, drive cars on big voyages, customise cars, buy cars, have celebrities on to set lap times in cars, set power laps in cars, have drag races in cars, have features pieces on new expensive and desirable cars, talk about the history of certain cars, talk about changes in car related laws, take part in stupid challenges in cars, destroy cars, and basically cover everything to do with cars, has NOTHING to do with cars!!!!

I listed to Chris Evans on the radio on Wednesday morning.

He read out the review of the filming that took place from the Guardian person that was in the audience.

He tried to say

> The audience were told it would be filmed live and would be done in an hour
> He was never informed of this either before or during the filming
> It took ages to get it right so the audience got huffy
> He thought they were getting huffy because he was doing do badly and it made him worse
> The audience were actually getting annoyed that it was running over the hour they were promised it would take, nothing to do with the content or him

Does that sound like total bullshit to you?

Yep

Evans is a cunt and will literally kill Top Gear inside a season

It sounds like him trying to replicate Clarkson's irreverence, but comes off very real given we know him to be a cynical SJW

Haha no.
TG has been a tired format for years. Add to that a lead presenter that I have actively hated for over two decades and you've got the perfect recipe for IDGAF-core TV.

Apparently a bunch of the audience just walked out from sheer boredom while they were filming it.

>TG has been a tired format for years

this was true for maybe seasons 18-21 but the what we got of season 22 was fantastic

You have to be 18 to post on this website.

> car related bants

your an idiot mate

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You're splitting hairs, it's a fucking car show. Get over it

>Your

Irony.

Also of course they're sticking to the formula which made the show so successful with Clarkson and co. What else would they do? It was never gonna be a serious car show like old Top Gear or Fifth Gear. That shit was boring and literally nobody wants it. Top Gear was essentially just an entertainment show involving cars.

The issue with sticking to the formula Clarkson and co used is that it only worked because they had chemistry and made dicking around entertaning

Go back and watch like the first 4/5 seasons of Clarksons Top Gear. It isn't very good because the boys were still getting to know each other

never said it wasn't a car show mate, im saying most people watched it for clarkson and co.

so many people complained it didn't focus on cars enough

chris harris could save this show, wonder why he's not mentioned in first ep. description?

sabine will likely be a crowd favorite as well, she was charming on the old Top Gear and is an excellent driver

I just hope the new Amazon Prime show doesn't suck... really hoping the trio comes through with more brilliance

The amazon show should be just like old Top Gear, the boys can just banter around and Amazon is giving them a good budget

It will be so comfy

nigger

but they have to reinvent the wheel a little bit, BBC owns all their IP and presumably they have to carve out a new niche so as to offer something different from BBC Top Gear

also they were clearly going somewhat downhill in the last season of TG as i recall

Would be if that whiny ginger cuck wasn't the lead. His nu-male ginger face is beyond punchable and his voice is worse than dragging fingernails on a chalkboard. I'm much more hyped for the old lads' new show.

I'm pretty sure the BBC only owns The Stig

They dont own dicking around or interviewing guests in shit cars

also concerned not enough viewers will make the trip to Amazon, I know I probably won't.

will it be distributed to Netflix/Hulu?

Source?

Yeah that's the issue with going to Amazong and not Netflix it does limit the audience

They wont be getting 400 million viewers per episode anymore that's for sure

This worries me a lot, how the hell can they make it profitable?

More than likely. Everything I've heard from behind the scenes suggests they're the ones with any charm or charisma while Evans is trying to be Billy Big Bollocks.

surely they must have considered this and not just gone with the biggest paycheck? or are they not concerned with audience and just concerned with making the best possible show

Do you know how much money Amazon make per second?

I'll watch just to see how shit it is, but I might be surprised. Although I doubt it.

do you know that their tv ventures profits or loss are probably considered separately from their fleshlight sales?

Think of all the publicity alone it's got them, some people might not have really known Amazon do TV shows and streaming service. It might be a bad idea but in the long run think of all the extra traffic it might bring to the site and more original content. If they can afford to throw 400 million at 3 middle aged men fucking around with cars they can't be too short on cash to start with but it's still big money. They must think that kind of outlay is worth it.

Do you know it's their that means and probably how sure been from since?

The budget is 10x the BBC one they had. Also read that the entire Amazon season is pretty much like the Burma special where they visit a country and dick around. Which honestly was to me the most appealing thing they used to do

What have you read?

What are the confirmed countries?

Did they bring any of the BBC Kino Cameramen?

their best abroad specials were used/shit car specials or vietnam on bikes

supercars will get boring quick, hope they still do some slumming around

I'm sure they'll alternate.

>las malvinas son argentinas
I see you people are still mad about that little licence plate incident

i think they kept the majority of their production team

I'll never be hyped for this PC horseshit unless they make the other hosts race Sabine and if they lose by more than X they're off the show until there are only three.

Then we know LeBlanc will be able to stay.

leblanc really has no place on this show other than crossover appeal to US audiences right? sure he's interested in cars but I doubt he'll be a particularly good presenter

He's an alright host I imagine.

He is a phenomenal driver. I guess they wanted someone with US appeal-since US TG is a joke- who could also drive and be entertaining. Since they dumped the three who did that without trying.

She looks like she just ate a really hot curry

>the new Amazon show will never be called Top Knobs

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because Clarkson's jokes about the French or the Germans or Americans or Mexicans were so hilarious and not cringe

Hammond joked about the Mexicans