Sup faggots! God here! I'm tired of all the bullshit in this world with the dirty niggers and the Islamic hypocrites...

Sup faggots! God here! I'm tired of all the bullshit in this world with the dirty niggers and the Islamic hypocrites. So I'm taking matters in my own power and I'll reset this universe in my own image. So, because you people on Sup Forums seem so chill, I'll let you decide your fate.

>If your post ends in 001-721, you get to live in the world as the corresponding pokemon
>Get 493, you get to be my apprentice and everyone gets a purple lamborghini
>Get 487 or 666, you get banished to the Distortion World

If your post is after 721, you get to play another game
>Post ends in 0, get fucked you're a Magikarp or Feebas
>Post ends in 1, you become a generic route 1 pokemon such as Rattata, Pidgey, or Lillipup
>Post ends in 2, you become a generic water pokemon such as Wingull, Tentacool, or Frillish
>Post ends in 3, you become a generic grass pokemon such as Oddish, Bellsprout, or Roselia.
>Post ends in 4, you become a generic fire pokemon such as Numel, Ponyta, or Houdour.
>Post ends in 5, you become an inanimate object pokemon such as Honedge or Klefki
>Post ends in 6, you become an Alolan Exeggutor
>Post ends in 7, you become a Nosepass or Propopass with the move Pay Day
>Post ends in 8, you become a stage 1 psychic, fighting, or dark type pokemon such as Ralts, Tyrogue, and Pawniard
>Post ends in 9, you're fucked, get banished to the distortion world.

>Dubs gets their own choice of being a starter or stage one psuedo (such as Beldum, Larvitar, Deino)
>Trips get their own choice of being a final stage psuedo legendary
>Quads gets to be a shiny pokemon of their own choice other than myself
>Quints and you get to be a Shiny Arceus and rule with me.

Roll

Rollan

pokemans roll

Rollle

would have been slowbro, but am now magikarp

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God here, you are still a Slowbro, your post isn't after 721

Gardevoir plz

Mew get

Donphaning

Rolling

rell

:^)

Fuck it, at least I have Giratina to keep me company.

Oh, wait. Misread OP. I'm the Pokemon i despise.

tfw shiny magikarp

Rollerino

Let's see

roll

Rolleroni

roLl

Xerneas fucking hype

...

Roll

roll

yee

Llor

suck my dick life

rollllll

Dreams do come true

long nek meme

Time to roll

rolling

Shit, pidgey it is then

Roll

God here. Just reminding you that you only follow the bottom rules if your post numbers are from 722-999.

Rollin

I haven't played since gen 5 so wtf is this...

Rollin'

let's rollerino faggot

Rollin

Last time I got zapdos lets see what I get now

FUCKING ODDISH!!

Oh hell yeah

Check em

Wee

NIGGA YOU WERE SO CLOSE

Roll

i am the great rollioio

Roll

Shiny Male Gardevoir get

Rolli

Roll

Roll

lets see what i get m80

ralls

roll

rawl

this is fucking gay, i wanted to be a Crogunk

Roll

rollin'

Objectmon!

I actually like those tho

Roll

Roll

Roller

Git gud

Roll

Easy quads

I wanna be a Litten dude!
His pokedex number will probably be 725 so roll for that

Rolling for psychic or fighting type!

Rawl

Roll

Roollerino

FUCK YES I LOVE CHARMANDER

>Fire
Nope, reroll

roll

Rollan

rolling

reroll

cancer

>Celebi
'kay

more cancer

Role

fuck me already give me a valid number dumbfuck piece of shit

Roll 4 edgelord hoopa

Eww

Rawlino

rollarino

Edgelord hoopa?

Rolling famerino

roll

rall

Rolll

Rolling for glory

eggroll

rollex

I'm inkay the squid