Sup faggots! God here! I'm tired of all the bullshit in this world with the dirty niggers and the Islamic hypocrites. So I'm taking matters in my own power and I'll reset this universe in my own image. So, because you people on Sup Forums seem so chill, I'll let you decide your fate.
>If your post ends in 001-721, you get to live in the world as the corresponding pokemon
>Get 493, you get to be my apprentice and everyone gets a purple lamborghini
>Get 487 or 666, you get banished to the Distortion World
If your post is after 721, you get to play another game
>Post ends in 0, get fucked you're a Magikarp or Feebas
>Post ends in 1, you become a generic route 1 pokemon such as Rattata, Pidgey, or Lillipup
>Post ends in 2, you become a generic water pokemon such as Wingull, Tentacool, or Frillish
>Post ends in 3, you become a generic grass pokemon such as Oddish, Bellsprout, or Roselia.
>Post ends in 4, you become a generic fire pokemon such as Numel, Ponyta, or Houdour.
>Post ends in 5, you become an inanimate object pokemon such as Honedge or Klefki
>Post ends in 6, you become an Alolan Exeggutor
>Post ends in 7, you become a Nosepass or Propopass with the move Pay Day
>Post ends in 8, you become a stage 1 psychic, fighting, or dark type pokemon such as Ralts, Tyrogue, and Pawniard
>Post ends in 9, you're fucked, get banished to the distortion world.
>Dubs gets their own choice of being a starter or stage one psuedo (such as Beldum, Larvitar, Deino)
>Trips get their own choice of being a final stage psuedo legendary
>Quads gets to be a shiny pokemon of their own choice other than myself
>Quints and you get to be a Shiny Arceus and rule with me.