UNDEROOS

UNDEROOS

Lifted Shoes!

>GAS THE JEWS
Jesus Raimi...

>Iron Man: Mr. Bucky, I'm S.H.I.E.L.D.
>T'challa: He wasn't alone
>Iron Man: You don't get to bring friends
>Bucky: They're not my friends
>Iron Man: Why would I want them?
>T'challa: They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the soldier. The shielded man.
>Iron Man: Cap? Get on board - I'll call it in.
>Iron Man: What are you doing in the middle of my operation?
>Iron Man: The flight plan I just filed with SHIELD lists me, my men, and Bucky here. But only one of you.
>Iron Man: First one to talk gets to stay on my helicarrier!
>Iron Man: So... Who paid you to grab Bucky?
>Iron Man: He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next?
>Iron Man: Tell me about Cap! Why does he wield the shield?
>Iron Man: Lot of loyalty for a fake Avenger!
>Cap: Or he's wondering why you someone would shoot a man with repulsors before throwing him out of a helicarrier
>Iron Man: Wiseguy, huh? At least you can talk. Who are you?
>Cap: It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
>Cap: No one cared who I was before I picked up the shield.
>Iron Man: If I take it off, will you die?
>Cap: It would be extremely painful.
>Iron Man: You're a big guy.
>Cap: For you.
>Iron Man: Was getting caught part of your plan?
>Cap: Of course. Bucky refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to find out what he told you.
>Bucky: Nothing, I said nothing.
>Iron Man: Well, congratulations, you got yourself caught. Now what's the next step in your master plan?
>Cap: Crashing this helicarrier. With no survivors!
>Cap: No, they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
>Falcon: Have we started the Civil?
>Cap: Yes, the Civil Wars.
>Cap: Calm down, Bucky, now is not the time for fear, that comes later.

>where's the goose

>no hail hydra at the end

Suckmyboobs!

>For you.
>Not "For America!"

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Daniel?

wouldn't it have been better if cap threw the shield at him and he replied:

>"did you just throw a ginormous frisbee at me? the fuck..."
>"im supposed to be a spider, not a dog"

POO IN THE LOOS!

You managed to come up with a line worse than the original

>im supposed to be a spider, not a dog

>cap threw the shield at him
He didn't though

Are you guys new?

>le ham solo xD

are you reddit?

XD!!!!! I rolled in my isle laughing!

fucking kek

sorry

this is from when the only sites most of us knew about what miniclip and youtube you faggot

Isn't that the picture of the day?

>Be Tony Stark
>Recruit literal kids to your team to make yourself look less like the microirondick you really are

What happened there

interviewer brought up his past alcoholism from like 10 years ago acting as if its still relevant today

Leave manlet kino to me.

Didn't the same guy make Tarantino walk out? I'm guessing he didn't do a lot of interviews after these.

rdj hates talking about his past addictions

Not spellchecked and most of it is just the original script with names swapped, very few humorous adaptations or added jokes. Overall, I found this parody to be a little guy, for me.

chuuuu~

He also started asking him about his father I think. And his time in prison.

>It's just getting a little Diane Sawyer in here
lel based RDJ, the interview has almost 11m views and even reaction videos about it.. insane

RDJ was completely right to walk away.

It was not a controversial, perhaps unpolite, but relevant journalistic question like "how you can support this industry after *such* and *such* scandal..." Instead it was about interviewer being an asshole who takes advantage over the person he interviews by provoking him into making a viral video