HOLY SHIT GUYS I'M IN WALMART POOPING AND THIS GUY NEXT TO ME IS JACKING OFF

HOLY SHIT GUYS I'M IN WALMART POOPING AND THIS GUY NEXT TO ME IS JACKING OFF

WHAT SHOULD I DO Sup Forums??!?

my dubs say take his shoe

Help him out

TAKE A PIECE OF YOUR SHIT IN SOME TOILET PAPER AND THROW IT AT HIM OR JUST CALL HIM OUT CAUSE ITS GONNA BE VERY AWKWARD

be a gentleman and lend him a hand

Get an education, try to make something of your life. Maybe travel and see the world before you settle down.

Offer him a hand.

Start moaning yourself and mutter "fuck me in the ass harder"?

RACE HIM

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what are you a fuckin new fag?

Ehh, kinda. Plus i didnt watch the whole thing cuz it's pitch black here

grunt. just grunt

tap your feet

Ask him if he can jack you off too

Make groaning sounds as you push the shit from your ass as hard as possible.
The explosive sounds of your farts will make it an interesting time along with the sounds you make.

Just say: "Ar' ye havin' a good ol wank in there?" with a british accent.

Start reciting something in Arab that weirds people out, start talking to yourself saying something about a bomb.

Forget the arab thing just get in there kick the door open take a picture fuck it.

This

Blast nasty gay porn with lots of grunting on your phone.