Nothing, none at all, nil, sip, naught, zero (0)

Nothing, none at all, nil, sip, naught, zero (0)

GERMANY STILL HAS NO MEDALS.

Let's laugh at them

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THERE WERE TEN GERMAN DIVERS IN THE AIR

How can one nation have fallen so far?

Jebmany

I'd really like to sit down and have a beer with Jeb, desu

>Caring about irrelevant meme sports

Stop bullying ffs

>Countries that have medals

China
United States
Italy
Australia
South Korea
Thailand
Japan
Hungary
Russia
Great Britain
Brazil
Sweden
Chinese Taipei
Belgium
Argentina
Croatia
Kosovo
Netherlands
Vietnam
Canada
Kazakhstan
Ukraine
Azerbaijan
Denmark
France
Indonesia
Mongolia
New Zealand
Philippines
North Korea
South Africa
Uzbekistan
Spain
Georgia
Greece
Poland
Portugal

>Countries that don't
Germany

"Master Race"

Funnily enough this is similar to 4 years ago, there was some good OC out of it but I never saved any of it

ZERO MEDALS

A fucking part-time dentist

Germany has one medal for every day gone by without terrorist attack

>NO GOLDS

kek

Kek

K E K

Could be worse, at least you're not GERMANY.

countries that arent world champion: 200 countries
countries that are: DEUTSCHLAND

>it's an obsessed britbong episode

Just got here guys.

Has Germany won any medals yet?

nice try.. I rather we don't have any medals, than our national team losing to fucking Iceland.

Seriously though, are you 12 or something?

We always get medals late on. Like a bunch of equestrian, rowing and some select athletics.

This thread is for countries with medals.

is water dry?

last olympics we didn't win a medal until day five

Sports are haram.

>Germany imports Syrians refugees by the millions
>secretly plot to use these physical specimen to sweep the Olympics
>later find out that refugees get their own team
>Germany destroys their country with no medals to show for it
Let's all take this moment to laugh at Germany.

wasn't here since wc, but it's really fun how the British are still salty about the Iceland banter.

Are we really this shit or just not allowed to pass Israel?

>mfw the Krauts can't stop losing this year

I wanted to say ''How will they ever recover'', but the answer is that Germany has to be really Germany again instead of letting themselves be the doormat to useless refugees.

>Germany taking credit for Icelands win

LMAO you don't even have any of your own banter to fall back on. Shameful T B F

...

Dude, are you 18 yet? It's the same every summer Olympics. We never get any in the beginning.

Then stay the fuck away, we don't need tourists like you

Even if they somehow managed to squeek in a bronze they would give it to Israel out of cultural guilt.

Thank you for giving Israel to our masters.

is there any pride left in Germany?

Gay pride

>implying I actually give a shit about this mess of a board or sports in general

I will stay for you though

NEIN

lel
They wish they had 9

no the gay pride is our thing fuck off almundduddlestrudle