So I was taking in a shower when I realized no one taught me what to do I just developed my own routine.
>Shampoo
>Lather Chest, Armpits, Back, Penis, Thighs, Calfs
>Scrub in same order
>Clean face with soap
>Clean butthole and but with or without soap
>Rinse
>Brush Teeth
>Rinse Hair and Face again
What is your routine?
I don't shower very often. Usually when the itching becomes unbearable. Big focus on scrubbing between my ballsack and my fat thighs. Tend to get fungal infections in there. Not a bad idea to try to get the bunghole too. Hate to get doodoo on the towel when I'm drying off in front of my grandma with Alzheimer's.
am i normal?
>Shower on
>Undress
>Get in
>Brush teeth
>Wash face
>Slowly turn up heat until I can no longer bear it
>Clean under armpits
>Clean body
>Clean arms
>Clean under armpits again
>Clean dick, balls and ass
>Clean legs
>Turn temperature down to luke-warm
>Quickly spin around a few times
>Get out
I never use soap of shampoo.
you greasey mofo
Nah I shower everyday, just don't think soap is neccessary. I have dreadlocks so can't really shampoo them.
>Wash face with face qash
>Shampoo hair and rinse
>Wash upper body
>Leave ass until last
>Shave if need be
>Get out of shower and brush teeth
Ew.
Shampoo, rinse it, conditioner, leave in, scrub body, scrub face, shampoo beard, scrub b-hole, rinse conditioner out, rinse off.
Brush teeth after shower like a normal person.
why would you brush your teeth out of the shower?
Because I like using cold water to brush my teeth
someone post that fucking Christian bale Routine already
>shampoo every bigger lot of hair (armpit, head, crotch, ass)
>right leg
>left leg
>BAAAAALLS & BUUUUUUUTTS
>chest
>left arm
>right arm
>upper back
>lower back
>neck
>face
>Washing your face after scrubbing your shitty ass
you use shampoo for your armpits crotch and ass?
...
Run shower first
Get in, let water touch back of neck, inherent human wakeup (try it)
Use bodywash
Lather chest and arms
Rinse
Lather back of neck and pits
Rinse
Latter thighs legs calf
Rinse
Latter cock and balls
Rinse
Lather ass
Rinse
Switch to antibacterial soap like Irish spring
Washington cock balls and as Sholes again
Rinse
Wash hair
Rinse
Conditioner
Rinse
Face wash
Rinse
Turn water to very cold before getting out to fully awaken and close off pores and not be so hot
To lazy to greentext bc on mobile
>mfw my shower routine is the best
yeah, even though i shave my balls
it's just a fad
a fad?
what?
are all the hip young kids doing this?
>Get in, let water touch back of neck, inherent human wakeup (try it)
will do
Motherfucker you serious ? Just use shampoo that is residue-free, or some kind of shower gel that doesn't leave anything behind. Then proceed to deep-clean every few weeks.
People like you are the reason we're all seen as disgusting.
>there are people who dont brush their teeth while showering
plebs
>turn shower on
>undress
>get in
>sit down
>turn up heat
>go to sleep
>wake up 20-30 mins later
>hop out
>air dry
>go back to dark room
>fap
everyone thinks their shower routine is the best, that's why it's their shower routine
;-;
but then why would op make this thread?
>Get in
>Wet entire body
>Shampoo hair and beard, wash face and ears with shampoo
>Blindfag: wash oils off of glasses
>Lather torso, arms, armpits, back and outer butt
>Turn back to water and let it wash suds down to penis
>Wash penis then taint/asshole
>Rinse ass off of shower puff
>Wash legs/feet - this is important
>Rinse whole body.
>Get out
>Dry my chest, face, back, arms, butt, legs, dick.
>Put towel in between ass cheeks and under balls to absorb moisture.
>Clean ears with tissues and blow nose
>Rub ass towel on head to dry hair
>Put contacts in.
>Brush teeth
>I have dreadlocks
Confirmed for jobless smelly faggatoni.
>a fad
like a habit of mine
>wash glasses
>puts in contacts
Didn't know people brushed their teeth in the shower
>conditioner in hair
>Mix face scrub and face wash together and scrub face
>use body soap on body with a scrubber
>Let all that sit for 2 min while i brush my theet.
>Rinse all them Chems of
>Done
>this
tbqh my routine is quite the same, except I always have to brush teeth AFTER shower
>put music on
>undress while checking self out in mirror
>turn shower on, max heat, slowly adjust cold tap
>rinse for a bit reflecting on my day
>apply body wash to hair, face and upper body focusing on armpits
>exfoliate face and back
>wash off excess body wash
>cup my hands with body wash and scrub dick, balls, gooch and asshole thoroughly
>wash hands
>body wash on legs and feet focusing on each individual gap between toes
>wash all left over body wash
>sit on shower floor, turn cold slowly off as I've gotten used to he current heat
>rest head on knees staring blankly at the shower floor thinking about the purpose of life
>all done, return to the world
Typically I don't like the feel of putting in contacts if my face isn't clean, and the water that gets in my eyes in the shower tends to wash the contacts out of my eye.
>Get soap/shower gel
>lather crotch and asscrack
>rinse off crotch and asscrack
>More shower gel to do neck pits chest and as much of back as i can get to.
>rinse
>wash hair and face.
>rinse
>shave if i need it.
i get laid, never smell more than a mild musk (which i've been complimented on and never called out on) and work in social services. don't blame me for people's perceptions of you, you disgusting man.
The devil should save ass for last and swap that routine around.
>turn shower on
>undress
>look at myself in the mirror, imagine how much more attractive I would be if I lifted weights and ate more than once a day
>laugh at the thought of living happy
>test water, prefer v hot
>takes a while to get hair fully wet
>apply shampoo
>scrub a couple minutes and rinse
>apply conditioner to prevent dandruff
>don't rinse conditioner yet
>apply body wash to shower body scrub thing
>wash chest/stomach
>scrub dick/balls/asshole/ass
>scrub arms, armpits, neck, back of neck, back, shoulders
>rarely ever clean legs and feet, only when actually dirty
>rinse full body, including conditioner
>wash face with no-chemical bar soap
>stand in water and loathe returning to normal life
>no one pissing in the shower as the first step
I don't know what to believe anymore.
try it, it's the only way.
oh fuck, of course. totally frogot.
always piss in shower before anything else. sometimes i do it from outside of the shower while it's heating up.
this is me
I've done it, but don't prefer it.
The toilet is literally right there. I do piss before every shower though.
>pissing while waiting the right temperature
>let piss flow away
>first quick shampoo (only if hair are very dirty)
>second shampoo and let it rest
>armits and torso
>get away with shampoo
>clean face
>legs and foot
>balls cock and ass
>quick cold water
end
>wake up
>get into shower (sleep nekkid)
>turn on shower to appropriate temp
>allow water to run over every bit of me (minus hair on head)
>proceed to brush teeth in shower
>get hair wet
>wash hair with shampoo/conditioner
>let sit for a bit and just enjoy feeling of warm water on body
>rinse hair
>scrub body with bar soap (to also get rid of shampoo/conditioner residue on body)
>rinse body
>just kinda soak in the shower while thinking of the day to come
>turn off shower
>dry off
>comb then brush hair
>electric shaver for face
>tongue cleaner for bad breath
>mouth wash while simultaneously putting on deodorant
>spit out mouth wash
>use facial lotion for dry skin (not bad, but helps)
>get dressed
>go to work
>take a shit
>wipe
>turn on shower
>get in
>wash hair with shampoo
>then wash hair with conditioner
>clean body with soap
>clean armpits
>clean dick and balls
>clean my ass
>sometimes fap
>get out and brush teeth
>floss
>wet face with hot shower but dont get in. Turn it off for a bit
>apply face-mask
>go prep lunch while face mask does what it does.
>go back up, get in hot shower.
>wash off face mask
>massage face with sebu wash then rinse.
>soap up my loofa-on-a-stick. Start with back cos its hardest.
>soap all over my body quite thoroughly, use loofa to remove the dead skin
>shampoo head and then rinse all off at once.
>slowly reduce heat until its freezing cold.
>get out
>brush teeth
>moisturize
>apply facial lotion
>apply deo
Then go get clothes on.
>Step in shower
>Masturbate
>Make shower sounds for ~2 mins
>Get out of shower
except the piss this is the procedure that are written in evry hospital so... well good hygene bro
>everyone on here is male
>no women shower drills
>Wake up at 4pm, breakfast
> Go into en suite bathroom with flipflops to avoid broke glass
> Turn on battery powered camping light
>Floss and brush teeth
> Shower for about 15 mins
> Use all-in-one 79p shower and hair gel for men on hair, a little bit on chest and armpits, be sure to wash anus!
>Rinse
> Wash face with bulldog facewash for men
>Turn off shower, grab towel
>Return to room, wank for 6 hours
>Nip to shops before they close to buy food
>Call mum to talk about how the day went and ask for money.