Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Ayase claimed

Oh.... How are you Yuuko?

still here

Yuuko is claimed! (・ω・)

I'm doing well! How are you?

No, I'm Yuuko. You are just a poser.

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Claimed.

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I don't even know why i still play no man's sky

maybe it's just me being naive enough to think the things they said would be in it will be

CONFIRMED, I AM TRUE YUUKO.

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claimed

Na, ur yuuko 2

I'm disappointing in your lack of gets

Not anymore bud.

Oh look, she's cute this time.

That's Hoppo, not Muppo.

See
And then weep~!

Hey Yuuko.

Hey there, newfriend, and welcome.
I hope you're enjoying the threads so far.

Oh. Right. I retract that then.
That's a boat, isn't it?
>No it's a ----
If it's from kancolle, i'm calling it boat.

Hello ruri
Been busy?

Yeah, it's an abyssal.

Abyssals are boats aswell anyways.

Hello, hello!
Yes, I am having lots of fun with these threads, thank you~.

you´re just as cute

So why do you autists do this all day? Are you afraid that if you don't claim your Chinese cartoon character, someone else will steal her? I'm neither autistic or a virgin so I can't understand this

>claimed

You've been here a lot for someone who isn't

That's exactly it, yes!

I don't know, this looks pretty autistic to me

A little, been trying to learn a few diagrams for tomorrow.
What about you?

Well, that's good!
How are you doing this evening, user?

Doll claimed.

(Makeral)
>New nerf
Oh? Haven't heard of this. I swear you need some kind of computer to keep track of him sometimes.
Exactly, play whoever but don't be a dick about it.
Kek, they're a great team comp.
Maybe, just need more experience with him I guess.
Love how Roadhog can onebomb her shit. She is pretty fun though, as you say.
Exactly, I know it's pretty bad but still it's alright to me. Don't really know, just quoting the film.
>Sharks live in only 2 places on Earth, the northern and southern hemispheres
Yep, and I've got a whole lotta free time at the moment.

(Tomo)
What's your options?

(Shizu)
Oh okay. Sounds good. Really need to get a group of friends together for d&d at some point. Looks fun.

(Bote)
Ah, you done full Harambe yet?
It's always fun :^)

(Ayase)
Don't like the groggy sleepy feeling. Yeah pretty much, didn't do a whole lot though. You got any plans for the day?

I'm still holding on to the hope they will add the shit they said would already be in it.

I don't know... sometimes i'm told it's a sub, or a port, or whatever else.
Well thanks.
Your waifu is pretty cute. Never played that particular Megaman though.

You know, out of all the cringeworthy weaboos in these threads, I find your case to be the saddest. You sit there in your dark bedroom littered with piss bottles and manga collection, and eagerly await the next "Waifu claim" cancer thread. Then, you quickly post the same exact image of a retarded little kid cartoon character as if to maintain your possession of an image on a computer screen. I need another beer, wew lad

>Are you afraid that if you don't claim your Chinese cartoon character, someone else will steal her?
mmmmmmmm

Imo the game wasn´t the greatest but its one of my favs

well it's better than posting thin guys and saying you're straight because they look feminine

Haruna claimed.
Whats up?

Hello

Well those are just different type of boats, kek.

Aside ports, those are installations in the game, usually.

>he's bullying us for being Virgins
>he must like traps since he isn't bullying them
Wew lad, you guys are gonna make me go buy another case of beer

just going to lay on my bed

M'hm! How long have you been posting on these threads?
I'm very content at the moment~.
How are you doing?

>shitposting in the autistic waifu threads at work
smug anime meme.jpg

Hey there Mai.

hi there
not much just chillin´

I never said that now did I?
don't put words in my mouth

Hey there, Yuuko :^)

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What subject are your diagrams in?

Watching feminist fail videos because why not.

Oh... well likewise

You could teach Yuuko a thing or two Kurumi


Hi Alice!

Nothing special, just a bit of cleaning. Rest of the family has the flu so I've got a bit of looking after to do too.

How are you doing, meme queen? (・ω・)

Do you watch cringe comps?

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That sounds nice. I dont believe we have met, who is your waifu?

Dude holy shit I swear to god oh my just stop dammit don't do this fuck

Looks like I won and the Waifuvirgins have retreated to their basements

Not a whole lot at the moment, waiting to fall asleep. Yourself?

Heyo.

Ah, join the club then.

Hey Alice.

Ah I'll probably have to do that soon, Getting a bit cluttered. Have you come down with it yet, because it's coming for you next by the sound of it.

I'm not doing too bad, I just started a game of CS:GO. I don't think it's going to go so well

it´s quite a common question
she´s aile from megaman zx

how´s everthing in your side

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I have, but i get plenty of that here

It's something that sticks out I guess :^)
>Not even all the summer voice lines I got?

You play it because it just works.

>Makeral
Oh that's good, nice one. Yep, he's getting cucked with his mobility and some other things, like the swift strike. A little too much to mention, notes should be floating around. Haha, if only man. Yeah but when people take the game to heart, not gonna happen. On certain maps and when you're playing them, hypocritical I know but whatever. Yeah get some matches under your belt. He is the ultimate counter with her, love it. Yeah being pesky around the back lines, getting those sweet headshots. Ah that was in the movie? Huh, well they were right. Our team doesn't have the gusto of bears however. Live it up my man.

Chilling, how about you?
>She looks like Haruhi.

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aside from the ten crashes so far, yes it works

What are you doing here, Pyrocynical?

Saber claim
Hey Haruna nothing much

Please god, no more.
>tfw you search pictures of yuuko on google images and you always find some weird inflated hentai shit

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This level of samefagging is really fucking sad

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>All these red lines

Well, that's nice.
>How long have you been posting on these threads?
Uh, maybe mid-to-late January.

I'm glad to hear it, I'm doing well, just sticking around for a bit before heading off to bed.

Electronics, right now studying the 4017 Decade Counter.
Up to much right now?

Hey there!
Decent claim, once again.

Ah I see, that time of day for some people. Im getting ready to go visit a friend.
Nice! Never actually played any of those games... kek
Sounds fun. Im just waiting around, getting ready to go visit a friend.
kek I believe that is the second time someone has said that.
Heyo Saber! Feeling any better?

NONONFAG BACK AT CLAIMING HER AGAIN

How are you?

oh well :)

>Up to much right now?
I think you already asked this.

Heya.

its not a very good club

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Ahh yeah i know how that goes.
Decent number of people actually aren't huge fans of their waifu's source material.
Thanks for seeing it my way.
A certain purple boat nazi likes to correct me on arbitrary things like that.

>10/10 underrated post

Hey everyone I'm making hot sauce right now using carolina reapers. Shits gonna be nuts fam. What's everyone else doing?

I miss your musk.


Hi QT

Yeah but I wont be 'well' for about a week what I caught was hand foot mouth disease

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>10 crashes
Over what time frame? Hours? Days?

Cool, got something planned or just hanging around? It's the hair and the hair ornament.

>carolina reapers
Don't know how you all do it, not messing with anything hot. Enjoy it though.

We did full weeb with 5 Genjos and one D.Va
But we went full Haram the other day :^)

Yes yes~
>Who needs those when I have the Nihon skin!

Hi Shino. What's up?
>Hot sauce
Oh i'm literate. Well how's it going otherwise?
Hello, certain purple boat nazi.

I'd say around than 20 hours playtime

Strangely not, they've had it for a little under a week now and I've been unaffected. I'm hoping it's a strain I've already had; I can't afford to get the flu right now, I'm already crook otherwise.

Ah, good luck. What rank are you?

Hey Ruri, how are you?

oh really
that´s interesting

Well Well Well Look who it is Mr. Im too scared to face shino on the battlefield.

I saw your little buddy on today but he's small fries. I was gonna invade his game and shoot him but im waiting for you. when u least expect it. I'll be there. :')

kek yeah. Nice to meet you though!
RIP. I wish you a speedy recovery.
Just gonna chill. I can see it. It is quite the similarity.
Oh hey Amatsukaze!

Ay fam

Had some ribs for dinner, a bit over cooked though

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Gold Nova 2

Frantastic

Claiming best girl

>We did full weeb with 5 Genjos and one D.Va
The scary part is that it worked
>tfw they called us tumerous fucks

Thanks appreciate it Haruna

I had a full edge defense with 6 Reapers,
we won somehow

I try my best.
I wonder how they're gonna do that while keeping his niche as a character alive. Will have to look those patch notes up.
Yeah it's strange how people get in Overwatch normals. League lasts a long time, so it's kind of expected that people will get irritated by shit, but Overwatch games don't last 10 minutes usually. Even then you can leave. Not really hypocritical, just you pointing it out.
Everytime I play him though I do awful, it's hard to carry on playing him when I have fun with other characters.
Exactly, stop all that blinking bullshit. I feel like I can only really harass as her though.
Yeah it's from the film. It's full of stupid quotes like that. I don't really know anything about American football so I'll take your word for it. I will do, don't you worry.

Ah got anything planned or is it just a meet up thing?

Pretty tired at the moment. Flirting with the idea of sleeping, yourself?

This much is true. At least there's no membership fee.

The ult screams would be terrifying.
You better have had your dick out :^)

Maybe your off the hook then, here's hoping. Why can't you afford to?

Ay yuuko, you have a nice dinner?

Sup nerd

How does it feel to date a cartoon character?

wish I could afford ribs