tom paris, reporting in
Tom paris, reporting in
Dominic Wilson
Carson Ramirez
B'Elanna Torres, reporting in.
Carter Peterson
You were always a disappointment.
Lincoln Nelson
Call yourself an admiral?
Colton Brooks
YOUR future was... expansive.
Juan Garcia
Peaked too early. When you max level and maintain it, you've won the game.
>1981
Jace Young
>2016
Jayden Morgan
Ambassador Neelix, reporting in.
Elijah Harris
George "Neelix" Costanza Philips.
Jayden Mitchell
What the fuck are you all doing in my medical bay?
Adrian Allen
You're not in a "medical bay", you're in a Johnny Cab! Helluva day!!!
Evan Murphy
This isn't the medical bay. This is Jersey Shore.
Evan Thomas
do you need medical assistance or not?
Tyler Martin
What do you mean YOUR medical bay??!
Angel Martinez
Captain's assistant, Naomi Wildman reporting in.
Jose Brooks
...
Hunter Wood
that is a damn good question
Asher Evans
literally the whiniest bitch on voyager
Andrew Reed
oh good the doctors are here, can I be turned off now?
Dylan Thompson
Gotta say, Doctor, your talent for alienatin' folks is near miraculous.
Ethan Morris
I don't know what the deal is, I stuck 5 TUMS up my butt and still have heartburn!
Ayden Perez
Will you all just shut the hell up so I can get some work done around here?
Anthony Long
Intruders in the sick bay. Sealing deck 5.
Caleb Rodriguez
Captain, all except one of the intruders' com signals have a Starfleet frequency.
Lincoln Cook
y'all wanna buy some crack?
William James
try 10
Caleb Perry
Cat, reporting in.
Hey, what's cracking!?
Hello?
Hello, hello, testing, testing, one one one, me me me! Attention all lady cats! I am feeling very very sexy! Can you hear me, lady cats?
My body is available!
Ian Butler
LISTER! How you use this 'fourchin' thing. It forgot my fabulous picture!
Blake Nelson
janeway nudes
Jaxson Foster
Well well well. I think I'm gonna like it here.
Kayden Evans
Don't ask me.
Kayden Foster
By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged.
Nolan Davis
...
Cooper Barnes
what did you just say to me?
Gavin Campbell
...
Kevin Jackson
I'm still ruining Star Trek.
Andrew King
>ruining
Beyond was leagues better than the other two reboot movies. Like night and day.
Elijah Morris
Jack Mitchell
I mean... if you want to watch Fast & Furious in space, and hate Star Trek, then sure.
Wyatt Bennett
Dominic Hall
It's better than completely missing the point of star trek and into wrath of krap. At least beyond felt vaguely like star trek
Isaac Gray
>There's an attack wave coming!
It's a literal wave and they surf it.
Julian Hughes
Noah Jackson
...
Jeremiah Jenkins
Full Warp to LMNOP! Explode GO!
Joseph Bailey
Please state the nature of the medical emergency
Jaxon Myers
I'm a jew.
Nathan Reyes
did someone call?
Logan Garcia
Original series waiting command
Christopher Watson
Voyager movie should happen
Joseph Johnson
Well, Looks like I finally got the medical bay to myself.
Alexander Johnson
...
Leo Garcia
WOOF
Ryan Miller
Dr., I'm due for my pap smear.
Jonathan Brown
...
Wyatt Rivera
why don't i align your nipples while i'm at it?
Noah Sanders
This is Commander John Adams of the United Planets Cruiser C-57D
William Howard
Take a break boys
Logan Johnson
...
Jace Scott
Frank, you aren't fooling anybody.
Noah Clark
How did I get in this cab?
Zachary Kelly
...
Connor Harris
Qoy qeylIs puqloD.
Qoy puqbe'pu'.
yoHbogh matlhbogh je SuvwI'