I just paid a girl to piss in my mouth. AMA

I just paid a girl to piss in my mouth. AMA.

Uh...what'd it taste like?

probably piss

Dubs?

my ex-gf used to piss in my mouth, hott as fuck

Were you pussy-to-mouth or was she at a distance from your mouth?? did you spit or swallow?

piss

Like piss in your mouth.

Wtf dude...

Why didnt you kill yourself first?

Hard to describe. It was mostly bitter, a tiny bit sweet. My brain was screaming at me "This is waste. Do not consume."

I still swallowed it all, even though on was overwhelmed with the amount. I felt a bit queasy after.

So jealous you had a girl that would do this for free.

She used a funnel with a hose on the end. The hose was in my mouth so I swallowed it all without spilling a drop.

Sort of like this but only one hose. Next time I want more girls so I can be totally overwhelmed with it.

I couldn't believe how much there was.

Sorry, pic.

Why the hate? It's just a fantasy and I fulfilled it. So glad I did.

Are you into scat too?

Thanks guys. "What do apples taste like? Apples in your mouth."

It was amazing and she got off on it too
the best night was when...
>she wakes me up
>"I have to pee but someone is in the bathroom"
>"just wait a minute..."
>shes at the door watching the bathroom
>"baby do you want dribbles?" (she called it dribbles when she pissed in my mouth
>ummm fuck yes
>I sat on the floor and she straddle my face
>"are you ready??"
>at this point she floored me with piss, I did my best to swallow but it was coming to fast
>by the end I had a full stomach and came harder than I ever had before

No poo. I've watched some videos but I'm not interested in pursuing it.

Still think drinking piss is hot as fuck though. Hoping to get one of these for next time.

OP - where'd you find her, and how much was it to have her do this?

(Most) people haven't tasted piss so it's really not that helpful.

MOAR PLEASE

It tastes like salty, slightly bitter, hot water. But it depends on the diet, of course.

Bangkok, Thailand. 4000 baht, aka $119USD.

Sadly not accessible to most people in 44chan but if you ever take the trip, go to Mistress Midori's House of Dominance and see Mistress Pai Ling.

She fulfilled a ton of other fantasies of you guys wanna hear about them.

This is not my thing and I'm mildly disgusted by this thread but I'm still going to ask... How did you find a girl to do this and how much did you have to pay her?

How much did you pay?

Was she underage?

OP here. So hot. How often did she do this?? Tell us more stories.

This is more accurate than my description. Hers wasn't too too salthy though.

Kek

Have your ever thougt of entering in a female restroom to drink the water from the toilets?

Lol

did it at least taste good

I know an escort girl that wants to do this (not as in, I suggested it... she WANTS to do it). Been seing her for a while, and I find it hot that she has her own fantasies she wants to fulfill.

Might as well share some more

> My wife used to do it to me that any many other things ,we had a femdom marriage until she did her back in years ago and everything just seemed to stop,shame i was never happier.

This is the when I learned that I loved piss
>having sex
>her "lets 69 baby"
>me "of course"
>we start 69ing
>im licking her clit and I have 2 fingers in her at the same time
>I start going side to side more than in and out
>she stops sucking my dick and starts moaning uncontrollably
>starts pissing
>she tries to apologize while I'm swalling
>she realizes that I like it, shuts the fuck up and I feel her pussy clench around my fingers
>she covers me in piss and almost laughs
take my fingers out and wrap my mouth around her pussy
>she doesnt have much, but she pisses as much as she can while I swallow like a cheap whore

Hell no. Age 27, pro dom. See See
There are pics online of the actual girl and the funnel if anyone wants to see them.

Oh nice - I was going to say that I've only ever done this in the reverse, where I paid a Thai hooker to let me piss in her mouth and on her face. Where is Mistress Midori's House of Dominance? What neighborhood, specifically? Any concerns with putting a Thai hooker's piss in your mouth since she could have an STD?

Why the funnel?

Didn't want to touch her? Or vice versa?

No because there's shit too. And most women are ugly. Has to be a hot girl for it to be enticing.

I often think about ways I could save my gf's piss or the piss of hot female friends without them knowing. Haven't come up with any yet.

Ideas, anyone?

Someday I'm looking to have a really good prostate massage, not really a BDSM one, just a good thorough one.

Do they do that there?

Well, closest advice i've heard was to be in the shower with a girl, stuff like that is pretty low risk there.

I should try the side to side thing with my gf.. who knows. She told me many times that she feels like she has to piss when I hit her G spot with my fingers.

No. The hot part was that I was forced to drink it all anyway.

That's amazing. Where are you located?

What I found is that when you go side to side they can't flex their kegel muscles and whatever other muscles they have going on down there. This forced relaxation keeps them from blocking off their urethra and if they have to piss they're going too they cant hold it back

Best of luck!

Foot worship. Armpit worship. Sniffing her asshole and jerking off. Stuck my tongue in deep right as I was cumming.

Smell and taste are huge turn one for me. The smelliest the better.

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Urine is sterile and she's a dom, not a hooker.

She will only jerk you, no sex. Though I'm sure for the right price she has before.

Belgium. She's smoking hot too btw, but I can't share any pictures because she wanted to keep things private.

I'm sure they would. But they specialize in harder stuff. That means you pay more. But they ain't gonna be scare of more vanilla stuff.

I'm talking about letting them piss somewhere uncontaminated. Then somehow saving it without them knowing.

Damn. Too far for me.

Does movement speed matter too? I imagine you took it rather slow.

That's just the way I always fantasized about it. Would drink it any way though.

Want to drink a girl's piss from a cup in a public coffee shop while we sit and chat, but I haven't found someone to do that with yet.

She has limited customers. She's very strict. She only "dates" men between certain ages that are very submissive. I love being dominated by her.

Only sterile if the person doesn't have an STD. That's how urine tests for STDs work...

I started slow while licking her clit, once she started to really get into it I picked up the speed dramatically. Going side to side while only maybe two knuckles deep inside of her caused her to lose control and start pissing

I would probably satisfy those criteria and I'm in great shape and decent looking.

I pay for this stuff because I don't want it to be part of my "real life" and have people I love and respect think less of me.

OP here, anyone want to see pics of the girl or the funnel she used to piss in my mouth?

yesssss

>It's simple. We sneak in. Rig the toilet, collect the pee, and expose the lie.

Pic related. Well, replace the last part with

>satisfy OP

Near the Lat Phrao station iirc. Just got here so don't know my way around well. They pick you up from the station.

Does this fine establishment do ballbusting and scat?

gross
I'd pay her not to do it

The girl

i just pissed all over a girl in public and she dank some of it.

I think she's lost some weight since the photo shoot. I hate fat chicks, or even chubby. She was slim but has curves for a Thai girl. Got my motor fucking running.

The hottest part wasn't I didn't even get to see her naked. She kept the corset on. Adnnd the funnel covered her pussy.

Wow, better than I expected...


What else does she do?


It's forbidden to have sex/touch her?

OP's a faggot who can't appreciate a good hot lunch.

Yes. Scat is a bit extra, but these are still SE Asia prices. maybe $50-$60 extra.

This is the funnel.

Go to thaimistress.net

AFAIK sex is forbidden. But she had no problem with me sniffing her asshole and licking it clean. She also jerked me off.

>thaimistress.net
How well do they speak English?


It would suck to have to pantomime all this stuff. Completely ruins the moment.

I think they all speak pretty great English, despite the quality of our initial email exchanges. Don't be put off by those. They will also recommend a girl with English skills if you need.

You need to know that your email will fall pretty much on deaf ears. When you get there in person you will have to tell the girl everything you want, while looking her in the eyes. It was incredibly difficult for me in person but it was kind of hot and humiliating actually.

I am satisfied with the level of enthusiasm you get. It is just a job for them but they commit. And the slightly bored attitude is hot for a dom.