"Like what you see, user? Maybe I'll let you see more if you say something naughty in that sexy accent of yours..."

>"Like what you see, user? Maybe I'll let you see more if you say something naughty in that sexy accent of yours..."

los migrantes indocumentados son traidores del estado y deben ser ejecutados.

Mátame a pedos para morir hediondo.

Jees jees veri nais veri nais :D

Let mii boil sam cofi first :D

I-I don't have an accent

ty kurwo

Yer phat

Güzel meme arasi

Les anglophones ne sont pas humains très chère mais je n'ai aucun problème à baiser des chiennes...

uhm uh yuu haf wary naise bræsts

Wai don't Amerikans selebrejt Ister?

Hadd lássam azokat a csöcsöket és talán megjutalmazom őket a magasztos pöcsömmel te kurva

une vache

squahvul

French girls are hairy I'll pass

>T.LUSO living in quebec

*unzips dick* è lui o non è lui?

Fucken, große Bruste

oi luv, showus where yah piss from

yo hav vary nise bröst

learn a foreign language and you will have nice america accent with retarded Rs

Ma certo che è lui!

those fucking tiddies

WHAHAHAHAHA

you have an american accent right now retards

oi shela

Que tal me passar seu número, gatinha?

> *BBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP*

> 'ooops, sorry teehee :) didnt see that one coming!'

Mi amor te voy a lamer más que el chavo a su paleta

Tangina bakit ako walang dede

Wo yao zai ni de xiong shang la shi

cyce jak donice

Que asco wey.

melekoset melonit kyllä siinä neidillä on

It's just your laggy connection.

Kuhtalaiset raitsikat siellä, tyllerö vittu ;}}}}}}

Grew up poor in South London, I have the absolute worst accent. I sound like plank from Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels

>ß

London accents power ranking:

RP > Cockney >>>>>>>>>> Multicultural London ''English''

Hey baby listen to this

>TH

Ni hao gwailo, wo jao shenme ming zhu?

>cow tits
no, thanks

ᏥᏬᏂᎭ ᏝᏍᎪ ᏱᏣnáᏔ ᎾᏍᎩᏯᎢ ᏧláᏌᏓ ᎠᎨhyáᎠ

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I really hate how this board makes me want to jack off all the time

I CAN'T RIGHT NOW MY ROOMATE IS IN HERE

> being a submissive lil bitch and not asserting your dominance over him

take that cock out and jerk it while staring deeply into his eyes m8

"well I'd reckon i can say an awful lot of things for more of those hooters miss"

Ahhhh, krriitink, vuman perrrson! ai mast sei, jjjuu häävv vveri esthetik prests.

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Por que me dejas en ridículo

que delicia

>"Sorry, I don't like 3DPD. Maybe you'll have more success asking Chad."
>turn 360° and walk away

>>turn 360° and walk away

>American education

>fag

I could offer you career opportunities with that attitude in my country :^)

I would walk over, bend next to her. Slide a lock of hair behind her ear, go close to her ear, and with the softest whisper I would say:
Benis in bagina, leds fug :DDDDDdddddd

And she would fall on my biggus dickus right there.

>Tango

My South is rising again, darlin' ;)

ey up duck phwoar thou's got a reet gradely set o' norks let us ave a lug on em will thee?

neohui eomma boji obaegwoniya gae ssibalnyeona kekeke

Newfag detected

u fell for it

and in terms of number of speakers in london it's the other way around
MLE>>>>cockney>RP

GODDAMMIT
I EVEN THOUGHT IT OUT, TOO
FUCK I GOT RUSED

classic

Only if you had an arse

GGGGGGGGGGGGG

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Ik ga graag naar Gelderland, en het gaat goed mijn goeie mevrouw

What do Americans even sound like when they try to speak Thai? It must sound horrible.

America fuck yeah.

"Kamek mok picit nenen kitak."


There, now she's all over me.

Pls be my slutty gf

>strewth, bet ya know what a didgeridoo is, but do ya know what a lickeroo is?

>I'll let you see more
>Thailand
thanks but no

kämoon beibi lets see thät nais pussy

It sounds like they have a headache or are about to sneeze.

How about I give you the ol' lickaroo?

Underrated post

Well how aboot you show me more of that ass then, eh?

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Me comería tu regla a cucharadas so zorra.

jej

On se mariera et on aura 8 enfants