ITT: Things poor people say

ITT: Things poor people say.

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Money doesnt buy you happiness?

Vote Trump

The same shit as rich people I assume.
Most people are selfish and greedy so I expect the same endless desire for more from the rich.

Gotta spare cigarette?

I'm going to go watch Fox News now.

"I dont need that"

I need a new gun.

alcohol is overrated

These people are worse than beggars.

Why'd you throw away a perfectly good roach man!?

Make America great again.

can i have some money

he dindu nuffin

This man buys weed by the nickle.

You need to go to college, son so you have escape all this.

Spoiler alert: doesn't seem to help.

where the fried chicken at

give me the fucking money you fucking white cracker devil

I'm not rich but I'm not poor.

This actually happened to me today at work.

>be me
>be liquor store clerk in Idaho
>see cheapskate regular
>realise we don't have dollar shot bottles
>knows regular is gonna bitch
>deaf.exe
>"No dollar shots?"
>no
>regular looks at Kraken shot (3 bucks)
>"can you loan me three bucks to get this"
>fuckingwat.jpg
>channel inner PawnStars
>'I can only front you like half a dollar at best'
>"That won't give me enough, user"
>'sorry'
>notfuckingsorry.jpg

This ungrateful fuck even bitches about the dollar shot we get when we get them. I hate customer service some times cos that man needs a good telling off, but I need bills paid more.

I got a coupon

I don't give a shit if it's expired, it's still a goddamn coupon.

About two years ago a nigger bum asked me for change. I told him all I had was a debit card. He mumbled to himself something then said out loud, "what's a debit card?"

"I need to purchase this because it will distract me/make me seem wealthy/I think I need it when it's only a want and because I happen to have the money to spend right now!"

Being poor is often just making financial reasons based off terrible rationalizations coupled with the mindset that money is fleeting and you should spend it while you have it.

"I'll get my [insert whatever] fixed soon, hopefully."

"I haven't been to a restaurant/ordered delivery in months."

"Hey bro, you got 1g of bud to sell?"

"Newspaper works as toilet paper if you crumple it and unfold it a few times."

These are all quotes from me.

"You want a new car? Hurrdurr, how about this uh... Used 1996 Corrola? You don't need all those fancy things like A/C and power windows. You'll be just fine"
>Alternate version is a beat up car from the 70's that barely runs but still looks like shit.
>muh shekels saved

Where da white women at?

It works if you do it right. It really does not matter the major, just network. That's the way Jews do it.

This.

My former best friend has himself in a shithole of debt cos of this mindset. He also dragged me in to it by using the same logic to get me to buy shit. Then he turned into a megacunt and moved back to my old state away from him so I could try to get my shit together.

How much debt, user?

how is my mama gonna support me without hillary in office giving me my foodstamps like how obama is.
how my mama gonna throw bbq and have gatherings without foodstamps.

>It really does not matter the major, just network.
That sounds like I have to talk to people. I really, really fucking hate talking to people.

25k between everything, 31k if I include student loans.

Fuck capitalism

"Maybe the boss will promote us if we capture Pikachu."

You mean Bernie

"Yeah"

- do you live with your parents?

Naa it's rich people that say that shit. fuck them. It would buy me tons of happiness

>any lyric to any country song ever

Taco Tuesday!

well if you can't even human then just kill yourself now

"So i can put this on my credit card and only pay $20 a month for 10 months. EASY!"

then they do the same thing 10 more times

Gimme a pack of...( any menthol cigarette )

I'm with her!

Every word I say...
youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs

But I like me. I'm awesome. Well except for the part where I fucking hate everyone else. Not the murderous kind of hate, just the 'I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire unless someone paid me and even then I'd wait til the cheque cleared' kind of hate.

I hate them.

I'm not materialistic.

Hillary shill

Bernie 2016

Money can't buy happiness

I believe in karms

Whats a decanter?

Bix nood.

I'm going to join the military

I think some poor people do and rich people who've never been poor / have no idea how to deal with money

Today I'm gonna have some fun on Sup Forums!

how much do you think I should tip?

yeah nigga

No Man's Sky is shit.

Jeremy?

It's not dependent on how much money you have at all.
It's the difference between being a fruitloop and a realist.

maybe poor people that live like the amish. Anyone that has wants needs money

Drinking wine doesn't mean you have class, user.

kek good story user, woulda lol'd

>you need to appreciate what you have
>just pray and God will give you what you want
>posts philosophical tweets

Fuck

Nigger I got it for free and it still sucks dick.

>tfw that feel when you know you can never be happy no matter what possessions you have

Edgy faggot detected

You will never be successful without connections and social skills. Either work on yourself or die a failure.

When will my EBT card get new credits?