Hey Sup Forums it's late night and I feel like dying and I could really use some cheering up...

Hey Sup Forums it's late night and I feel like dying and I could really use some cheering up. So post away with your shitty banana memes or your mother will die posts. I just want someone to care

NYPA.

Have a spooky Gunshow comic, and stop being so melodramatic.

If dubs I jump off of the world trade center

same

don't reply

2:30, work in morning. waiting for giggles 2 m8

I'll be your friend, op

Thanks man. It's just been a really shitty summer and its been tough not taking the easy way out

You know always cheers me up? A good fap. Maybe try something new this time. Too tired to fap? No problem, try taking a nap. You'll feel refreshed and better. Maybe then a quick fap. Usually seems to do the trick.

I call it the nap n fap.

Thanks for a good kek. I appreciate it.

whats wrong m8?

I understand /bro. Do you want to share, or prefer not to?

Immunity Cat

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So I've had a really shitty summer. Grandma died, did some stupid shit and I've been feeling really depressed and lonley as of late and its just eating away at the inside of me

I'll tell you guys my story. Mobile fag here so be patient

We won't let you 404

So let's start off in June
>be lonely
>friend talking about tinder so why not right
>get matched with at 3.14
>awwww yeah shit can maybe workout for once
>hit it off good have date planned for Monday
>Monday comes and date goes great, go out for coffee and on a little adventure around town
>get an amazing kiss at the end of it, tounge and errything
>feelsgoodman.jpg

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Sorry for short bursts, don't want thread to die
>we talk some more, I play last of us remaster and chat with my bros on ps4 chat
>finally feeling happy with life
>when I have a gf I am completely different person, happy and good to be around and shit
>we arrange date 2 days from now
>she's taking me to a nature park
>okay, sounds cool man
>day arrives, she's wearing skinny jeans, she's got her hair down, wearing a tank top and got a flannel shirt wrapped around her waist
>hnggggggg
>go on bus to park

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HEET antifreeze, contains methynol our fuel.
Borax, or roach killer, contains ishouldhavepaidattentioninchemistry acid which makes green.
Spray bottle.
Igniting flame.

Fill the spray bottle with the mixture of HEET and Borax. Hold the igniting flame in front and spray. Best results at nighttime. Be sure to go somewhere that won't burn to the ground. And as always, when handling chemicals, wear protection. Also wear gloves.

>get to park
>we adventure
>it's going great
>by the way it's like a national park too so it's pretty big
Anyways
>we find a great secluded spot
>make out time
This is my first time making out, I'm 18, not overweight or anything, probably like an 8/10
>makeout for a good hour or so
>she lays her head on my chest afterwards
>I'm finally happy with life
>time to go
>ohnobro
>she's cool so she joins me on the bus to the train station and on the way back
>what a trooper
>she walks me to my bus that takes me home
>goodbye kiss
>last time I see her.
story keeps going btw

Yeah no thanks user

GIF is for you, as usual

bump for good measure

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I'm going into grade 12 by the way for you faggots that aren't asking any questions, just turned 18
>so I try to startup a few convos with her but she's distancing her self
>aw shit nigga
>know where this is going
>too busy cramming for finals to find time to talk to her
>on one hand I'm barely passing my classes
>on the other I can barely keep a girlfriend
>god fucking dammit
>eventually I barely pass my courses but lady friend stops talking to me altogether
>says she didn't feel chemistry or some bullshit
>whatever I didn't really care. No emotions despite her being the furthest I got with
>time goes on till late July
>grandma having breathing issues
>itsnotokay
>only grandparent I ever had
>dies in front of my on the 22nd of July
>goes peacefully in her sleep

hey OP, hope you're ok. what's up? anything you want to talk about?

Sleep tight baby baba

sleep tight baby baba

>go to grandmas funeral
>fucking depressing
>no more pierogi
>no more Mac and cheese
>no more grandma
>really sad but I stay tough
>through the next few weeks I start getting really depressed
>it's okay, just stay tough
>start hanging at friends place
>one night I stay over
>we sneak out
>what could go wrong
>go to downtown at 1 am
>love the friendly not so friendly hobos
>get some a&w
>good shit
>go to train station
>friend is playing with lighter
>idea.jpg
>he decides to grab some shit from the garbage and light it on fire
>about 10 minutes pass and we got a good hobo fire going
>hear steps
>aw shit nigga
>it's the police

Sleep tight, baby Baba.

Read the greentext

We are at the same age and we are in same situation. Not gf one though, my grandmother is cancer and my only grandparent.I wish you luck, a good sleep and a good life user.

no thanks

Get a Joghurt it will get you up

Mmm nice quads
>police act like "wtf are you doing"
>Idunnomamg.jpg
>they call parents
>dad pissed
>apparently if you get charged with arson you can't leave Canada
>manage to avoid a fine and the charges all together
>thank fuck
>parents super pissed off
>don't blame em
And that's where I am right now. I'll probably start another post telling my whole story, pre typed up to now. Spend more time flushing it out. But yeah, that's been my summe

There isn't much to be done except keep yourself occupied, OP

melodramatic piece of shit
I expected the grill to embarrass you or the cop to rape you
Welcome to the real world faggot
grow up

>grandma dies

>melodramatic piece of shit

Have some sympathy fag, it isn't nice.

This story isn't about me, It's about a kid that was in fourth grade
>Be me
>2002
>10 years old
>Already knew about masturbation
>In fourth grade
>Kid next to me sees teacher bend over to get a piece of paper that she just dropped
>Kid pulls his pants down, fucking whips his dick out, and just plays with it
>Teacher goes back to teachers desk
>Kid still whipping his dick around
>Teacher spots him and scolds him
>Kid literally stands up on top of his chair and helicopters his dick making a highpitched tard noise
>meatspin.gif
>Teacher screams at him
>Kid starts shitting while doing a sayan scream
>Still waving his dick around
>Teacher gives him the same look that a fat guy would a jar of bacon bits and tendies. She lets out an eagle screech and says
>"YOU NEED A LESSON ON POLITICS!"
>She pukes into his mouth and then proceeds to suck his dick sloppy joe style
>Kids around me start doing a low pitch WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO
>Due to the noise every kid starts shitting themselves including the teacher
>Principal walks in
>"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
>Room painted brown with noise still going on
>I look him in the eyes
>"Help me."
>Principal starts shitting himself too and eventually assimilates into the hive
>Kid cums in teachers mouth, still shitting
>Some skinny nigger comes in and starts singing giberish
>Teacher takes her thumb and puts it in her mouth
>She takes cum covered thumb and streaks it across the kids face
>She squats down on the desk still shitting
>She holds up the kid
>Kids around me, still shitting droop their head down to their new king
>I leave school and never talk again
>Go to school the next day, teacher is fine, students are fine, no screeching, no shit, nothing
>Shrink is still confused about why I never spoke

You're kind of a dick bro. Dudes not calling for some shitty invasion. He's just looking for fellow like minded people to talk to. Kinda the point of this site.