I get really sad after sex with my girlfriend. Confessions thread

I get really sad after sex with my girlfriend. Confessions thread

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I stole $20 kangaroo money from my mom when I was 7.

Got my 4th grade Japanese teacher fired after he threw scissors at me.

>mom
Fraud. It's spelled mum.

I watch full length porn movies from start to finish just so it feels like I've gotten to know someone

I got the only girl i ever loved pregnant and she cheated on me, and thinks its his. I shouldnt complain but somehow i still do.

I download and distribute pepes illegally

Why?

I had a girl over once trying to give over a heartbreak. But my heart hurt so much i couldnt get it up to fuck the grill.

Have any rares? Willing to trade

I'm a fag, but I'm not OP...

I fantasize about roughly fucking submissive cuteboys in their ass

So you got her pregnant or he did?

i like black people.

that's the most fucked up thing I've ever heard in a confession thread.

and i think they should get reparations for slavery.

This ones pretty rare

I call it LSD CPU Pepe

A big lump just appeared in the base of my penis when I was about to masturbate.
Cant be STD cause im a virgin, I will go to the doctor tomorrow probably and if it comes out as something bad im ending my life.

Test is low after sex so youll feel more girly, plus the serotonin helps with conversating to really bring out the female in you

I get really sad after sex with your girlfriend, too.

>threw out my unused birthday present this morning
>mom found it
>asks me why it was in the trash
>i tell her that its 'insulting and belongs with other trash'
i am mad so im gonna have sex with my girlfriend so i wont be so mad

Sir, this is a confessions thread. Nothing wrong with what you did.

i had sex with an ex bf's dog

...did you take the knot?

...

I get REALLY sad ALL THE TIME about me ex gf from 7 YEARS AGO

CANT BE THAT BAD NIGGA MAN UP FR

yes but not long

what kind of dog?

I have an idea that everyone thinks is ridiculous. My idea has been called crazy, yet I have based my entire life, my carrier, off of it since I was 13. By about 16 I stoped talking about it, no one would consider it, and it just became a conversation where I said I had an idea. No one would humor me, or even attempt to prove me wrong. This has lead to depression, not because people don't get me, but because all I want to do is help, but they don't want to help themselves. They don't want to help our species. I have realised, a very unfortunate circumstance, that I am the only one who can help, everyone. But the saddest part is, I can't do it alone. I feel like, everyday, I will fail, not because im dumb, but because im not smart enough. I try way to hard, yet tell myself I need to try harder. In my attempt to gain time, not only for myself, but for everyone, I have ended my own. But that wont stop me, because I have an idea.

He was a black lab

What is the idea

You're gonna laugh, everyone does, im not even going to explain as to how I believe its possible, because the final outcome of the conversation always remains the same.

Immortality.

We are on Sup Forums you're going to get laughed at anyway just fucking explain

I love xanax and ketamine. Weed is shit, the only reason I smoke it is to increase my appetite.

I really want to end my long distance relationship but we've been together 6 years (only long distance the past 3) and I'm afraid it will crush her.

Just do it you pussy cuck

>mom
>mum

its spelt mam.

Also "spelled"? are you a wizard?

im in an unhappy relationship- hate it

ITS HAPPENING!!!!

me too, but im married so its a little more expensive to rectify

A year ago, I was playing Hearthstone one night, and I heard my mom coughing and choking in the bathroom. I went to go help her, and she kept saying "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry." I saw the bottle of pills she had taken next to a half-empty bottle of rum, and I called 911 in a panic. She was laying on the bathroom floor, crying, and she almost died right there in my arms. The ambulance came just in time and took her to the hospital. She's fine now, but she doesn't remember any of it, and I'm haunted by the memory of my mother trying to kill herself.

Theres more than one way. First, how immortality was ruled impossible. Impossible, in itself is a contradicting term, in order for impossible to be impossible, there would have to be an impossible word for it. But, since impossible exists, its not impossible. Space travel, for example, was impossible 1000 years ago, yet is commonly spoken today, as if it always existed. Now that impossible is ruled out, we can begin to think of everything we have ever imagined as possible, and what it would take to bring into reality. This notion alone will spark creativity, technology and brilliant minds will follow.

The first step, atleast as to what I have concluded, is eliminating accidental causes of death, what I like to call SPE, self preservation exoskeleton. I wont go into detail, as I have failed to even create a prototype. The next step involves other people, with knowledge I do not have, doctors. Someone with knowledge of the human body, specifically the brain, a neurosurgeon for example. Theoretically, if brain waves are replicated, to exact detail, a consciousness can be transferred from an organic shell, to a man made shell. Drastically improving our life span, as you can imagine. This way, depends on getting rid of the body you have now. The other way, is to keep the organic body, but prolong its life span with a tap into the spinal cord, connected to nervs, brain tissue, and have a device regulate injections, medical drugs, to even a point of nano bots injected to destroy harmful cells, cancer, for example. This technology is, currently, far from reach but wouldn't be if we begun work today. The second problem with this idea, is the tap would, preferably, done at a very young age, to help the connection process. This doesn't really help you and I.

Thats just two ways, thought from a single engineer. Imagine what our species could come up with if we stoped careing about trivial subjects and started careing about our life, our species life.

I've been in love with the same girl for 5 years and she doesn't know

there are jews in the bathroom and i can't go in because of that :(

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I got a 16yo pregnant last week and proceeded to block her out my life. (Im 18)

Thats a medical condition it happens, nothing to worry about just hormones

I have unhealthy obsessions with strangers

My sister just got a divorce, and I'm about to get one also. We just finished talking about moving in together. I kept giving her subtle compliments because I know she's very vulnerable right now. I'm planning to find a way to get her to sleep with me if we move in together. I've been wanting to do this since she was a teenager.

I bet you fuck robots.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Ultra

terrible movie, but great concept

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Surprisingly, not the first time that was said to me.

Never-the-less, our world has the necessary minds, technology, and resources to create what has been thought impossible. We were not born early enough to sail the seas to unknown lands, we were not born late enough to explore the galaxy, but we were born in just the right time to invent immortality.

This is the most important time of human history, but we have to start working on it.

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