I took that test. What do my results mean?

I took that test. What do my results mean?

It means you passed

Degenerate

Dubs don't lie.

It means you too much of the Kool-Aid.

Political Compass thread?

What's the site for this test again? I've searched on Google "political typology test" but the only one that keeps coming up is pew research.

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search political compass test

Thank you. I took it a while back but would like to take it again. I got New Left the last time I took it.

OP here
what do my results mean
still not clear

Sup Forumsmight be more adequate for this.

It probably means you're a liberal arts undergrad.

You're a filthy fucking commie and are eligible for a free helicopter ride.

Not really, you're just a shitlib. Commies are more toward the corner of the red.

I took it too.
I'm not really sure what it means either.

i'm Gandhi

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I tried taking it. The problem is that the framing of a lot of the questions is wrong.
I'm natsoc-ish and this thing thinks I'm some kind of lefty faggot.

glorious, comrade. Join the Party, collect your AK and beret, take your place at the barricades.

Independent faggot here

im not an especially politically informed person, does this result mean im just a really mild normie?

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This test is so bad i cringed and ragequited.
Example;

IControlling inflation is more important than controlling unemployment.

>They are correlated.

It refers to people with no education on economics or politics therefore its pointless.

You're the reason the Earth is fucked.

rage harder

Getting close to fag territory

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i took that shit

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accurate

How didn't I notice?
Everything is bad!

Wait, who is in the bottom left?

i got gandhi too

It's an image of a campesino militia fighter from the Spanish Civil War

Apparently I'm Gandhi.

Enjoy being exploited by the other three quadrants

Fuck yeah I feel like a shithead now thanks

I'll ask your mother for advice on how to deal with that, she's good with both tips and exploitation.

you need Stirner

Mother as a riposte? Really? Is that the best you can do?

You'd probably be arguing for rational debate as you were being raped by Bubba and his friends

>riposte

confirmed for fedora-wearing neckbeard

Better to use a method fucking *Shakespeare* utilized than to use, "Bubba and his friends," as my choice of "riposte." Get your shit together user.

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Is there anything wrong with me?a

I dont understand result...

You're a nazi

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Why?

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So many lefty's here. Mildly reassuring.

Where did I go wrong?

>riposte

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Bait or just retard?

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sup lib left buddy

Sorry to ruin the dream but hitler was a leftist. Whoever made this is a fucking moron.

As long as you're not in the lower half, you're cool

>implying nationalism and fascism are primary leftist ideologies

lolol

As a national socialist, you're still a socialist.

As a /k/ommando, is this bad?

I read Ayn Rand when I was too young. Now I am completely brainwashed and totally begging for greenie governments to put some sense into me again.

fascism an nazism isnt the same

The National Socialist Party hated socialism and were fascist so

No. It was a misnomer. Hitler hated socialism

I realize this is useless because you'll all still be retarded anyway but

"National Socialism (German: Nationalsozialismus), more commonly known as Nazism (/ˈnɑːtsɪzəm, ˈnæ-/[1]), is the ideology and practice associated with the 20th-century German Nazi Party and Nazi state – and, by extension, other far-right groups. Usually characterized as a form of fascism that incorporates scientific racism and antisemitism, Nazism developed out of the influences of Pan-Germanism, the Völkisch German nationalist movement, and the anti-communist Freikorps paramilitary groups that emerged during the Weimar Republic after German defeat in World War I."

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debate me

how do we fix the economy o great one?

It means youre a cuck.

enslave half the population. if you took everything they owned and gave it to the people who deserve it not only would the standard of living for the good people go up but you would now have a regenerating work force that is just as efficient and adaptable. slavery was a huge economic provider for countries partaking in it. you just have to get around the UN's 'muh hoomun rits'.

you can't be a cuck and an authoritarian at the same time. cuck is about a lack of self respect and authoritarians have feelings of superiority 99% of the time

Kill yourself

>2016
>being authoritarian
kys, pls

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For starters get the government out of the stock market. Stop propping it up with a billion a month. Let big companies fail and leave a vacuum for the free market to fix. Remove obama care so insurance prices fall back to where they were pre 2014. Remove crippling regulations to business growth and start up. Stop illegal immigration. Impose term limits on every politician from township trustees to congress. Legalize weed and decriminalize it. Stop privatization of jail. Change tax tariffs so companies that were over seas come back. Renegotiate tpp and nafta. I dunno I'd say that's a good start.

>you can't be cuck and libertarian at the same time, cuck is about lack of self respect and libertarians are proud, autonomous beings 100% of the time.

ftfy

The closer you are to the middle, the better.

I'm not even on the chart nigga

no many lefties are pro gun, because they want to arm the proletariat

Cont'd: I also hate pinkos if that means anything.

Donald, pls

It means you should kill yourself

You too.

Definitely you as well.

Not Gandhi, but definitely degenerate.

So are you guys.

He hated capitalism too.

That's all true, but it incorporated revolutionary ideals. Think of it as a bizarre combination of conservative nationalism and trade-unionism.

That's only true if you're a moron, incapable of understanding complex realities. Truth is, economically speaking, the nazi regime applied a lot of measures that are today considered as socialist. Hitler's feud with Stalin was more a question of power struggle and ego trip than it was a question of ideology. In the end, both were authoritatian and therefore toxic.

We might just kill you first

>beaing pol
>thinking you are not a degenerate
hitler wold gas you guys before the jews

How successful are you in life, user ? Just being curious...

Oh please lil faggot, you wouldn't kill a pidgeon if it raped your mom and killed your dad

It's just me n Gandhi

Check

Look up for "anarchist cookbook", then you might know what you're talking about.

Anons, who am I?

Someone who didn't choose sides yet. How old are you ?

I was thinking that I'm libertarian with a little bit right side, but as i see im just...

You're veering slightly away from center, so I'd check your more authoritarian/right-wing responses. Good effort though.

>that left tilt
Easy there, hotshot.

What is my purpose

>implying anarchists = pacifists

Ignorance is strength, rite ?

21yo. And I'm thinking that it's just because this test is not working in east side of europe where politics are typical athoritarians. U know, in my side i'm more like libertarian, but in that test i'm like authoritarian.