My girlfriend bought me one of these. It's in the mail and will arrive Thursday.
I can't describe how utterly gutted I am. I'm like, numb.
I've never had my feelings hurt on this level before. I have no words to adequately describe how I currently feel.
I don't understand why she bought me one of these. I have a 5 and a half inch penis, which is average. It's not like I have a micropenis or anything.
WHAT THE FUCK!!!
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well, that's in my history now. Thanks OP, tell your girlfriend I said hi.
It's ok b/ro my girlfriend bought herself a dildo for me to use on her as well.
She gives me handjobs and I fuck her with a larger dildo.
I geuss feel happy in knowing shes willing to make your nano penis work. Instead of looking for a harambe to shack up with... enjoy it while it lasts...
This is what women's liberation has actually finally revealed to humanity.
>average is too small sweetie
What needs to happen for several generations is for us to all have children with guys who have 7-8 inch dicks so that we can correct this genetic deficiency in the male gene pool.
you cant be serious
Better than cheating on you.
>unless this makes her realize that you're woefully inadequate
ONE WORD: SLUT
I would like to chain up a white slut who wants a bigger dick and shove a fucking machine up both holes. Can't stuff the mouth thougkh as I need her to scream in ecstasy.
It will happen on its own. Little peepees and estrogen producing obese men will eventually go extinct. Sucks to be me.
Femanon here. This is complete bullshit.
There are no erogenous areas deep inside the vagina. All of our erogenous zones are at or near the entrance.
>selective breeding for big dicks
>children are female
>massive vaginal cavities
>the bigger their vaginas get the bigger our dicks get
>never big enough
What do you mean?
At first I was pretty hurt but she still jerks me off and gives me the occasional blow job so I don't really mind missing out of loose pussy.
Penis size is determined by your mother's father. That's where you get your size genes from.
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You should be happy you fucking idiot, it means she wants to keep things interesting, no matter what you fucking do with it, you dumb fucking faggot!
Doesnt matter. People are always looking for bigger and better. Doesnt matter if it performs the same.. also titts or gtfo.
The only course of action to take is to go on the counter offensive and buy her something that will make her feel really shitty about her body, like a kegle machine or a weight loss and diet plan. And when she calls you out on it you can just wave your dick sheathe in her face.
Is that true or are you just fucking around?
Fuck the shit out of her with it. Hold her down and make it hurt.
bill nye the penis inspector
>dick sheathe
>mfw
>femanon has never felt, or even heard of, her p spot (te posterior fornix)
I feel sorry for you, femanon, and so does my gf
>femanon
Lol, But would you want to fight fire with fire?
You could just cut the bitch off
How old is your girlfriend? Has she ever given birth?
This I love tearing my gf up with her 8" dildo.
this thread has to be made up, im 6 inches but have pretty embarrassing girth and every girl I've had sex with has been very pleased, im not some sexual wizard and im not bragging, girls in the real world will have a great time with any dick over 4.5 inches
average is small? no 6-7 is average 5 is lil small mexican perspn penis
the early stages of a cuck
I've got 5 and my ex gf was alright with it but my current girlfriend isn't.
Her ex was a lot bigger than me.
This. Buy her some vaginal tightening cream, OP.
Femanon here
This is your daily reminder that pornography is harmful. Growing up watching porn every day has giving you a false understanding of what a normal penis looks like. Watching porn throughout your adolescence has given you a negative body image and has made you very insecure. This insecurity has made you unattractive, because confidence is what turns us on.
93.4% of men have a penis under 7 inches in length. The horse cocks you see in porn are very painful. We don't want boyfriends that have penises that large.
There is nothing wrong with your penis user.
Idc how long term of a relationship this hoe is to you OP, drop her.
If she is willing to disrespect you as a man in such a manner she can jump off a fucking cliff.
>93.4% of men have a penis under 7 inches in length
Bullshit. That can't be right.
Tell her hot her sister and friends are, keep talking about women you find attractive who happen to look nothing like her. Seriously though if a woman bought me something like that without asking me first I would leave her on the spot. I would also expect a woman to leave me if I got her a voucher for breast or labia surgery without asking her.
93.4% of men have a penis under 7 inches in length. Average is 5.75 inches.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
yo that's a god damn fantasy
tits or gtfo, even though that's exactly whats going on. that and Sup Forums fags have a weird measurement for an inch. a Sup Forums inch is like 4 irl inches
Do you know how freakishly long 7 inches is IRL? I get this is Sup Forums where we all have giant meat cannons, but take a second and get back to reality.
>No you aren't special
>You just suck at numbers
8in fag here, some women find it uncomfortable. Been told I poked the insides and slammed the utterus wall
How do I still get handjobs and below jobs.
If she's not into it it's a waste of time me fucking her when I could be using something she's into.
She's saying that 7 inches or more is extremely rare, moron.
93.4% under 7 inches, that's a dude saying he doesn't believe that cause much insecurity?
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>snap back to reality
oop there goes gravity and he's so mad that he
>You just suck at numbers
wow. this statement is incredibly ironic.
Like rain on your wedding day ironic?
citation. now.
>i'll be waiting
you're a gaytard
en.wikipedia.org
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IT'S LIKE RAY-EE-AIN
This review is not particularly funny, but there are several that are.
we should create a bunch of accounts and see who can make the funniest review.
>but my current girlfriend isn't
What does she say about you or your penis?
Look at it this way, user.
Now you have 2 penises. Double penetration double fun.
That level of cuckery made me sad.
Revenge is sweetest in the long term.
>learn how to cook for her
>add sugar and fat to everything
>gradually increase the amount over time
>she will start gaining weight and become visibly fatter
>convince her that you love her that way so she doesn't try to lose weight
>continue the fattening until no man would want her
>dump the cunt
>tell her you never loved her and no one ever will now
>she will eventually die of heart failure
>have a laugh and forget her
>find a new gf
>live a happy and healthy life together
I thought about confabulating some pathetic story from man's point, then I thought... I could write one as a woman.
"My husband is only 6" long and no bigger than a soda straw and my boyfriend had a huge one that i really miss, this isn't the same and I still see my ex from time to time - I'm just glad my husband understands, before I bough it I told all my girlfriends and his mother about our problem- and they won't stop laughing."
absolutely this. pleasure her with the toy she bought. insert your penis in her anus.
oh, shit, almost forgot.
post pics.
There is one zone near the cervix, but unless your Dicks curves hit only this zone and completely leave the cervix untouched you might as well not bother
7.3in long, 5.6in girth reporting in.
My current girlfriend is more than satisfied. My ex wasnt able to handle my pulsating beast, since it was literally tearing up her tiny pussy every time we fucked(small bleeding cuts eventhough we used a shitload of lube). All other girls were impressed by my massive shlong and craved for more.
if she damands you to use it - make sure to only use it on her ass. equal rights n shit
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOA
The A spot is only 3 inches in and you can hit it with your forefinger.
but i have 2 inch fingers and 93.4% of fingers are only 2 inches stop being ridiculous
ITS HAPPENING!!!!
ugh sounds like some horrid, boring shit
gold...
>I still get below jobs
>below jobs
I think it is time to call it a night
moron, of course it's not true. that's not how recessive/dominant alleles work. lrn2genetics.
My dick is too large and women don't want me to go all the way because it hurts :/
Sucks man.
i love wrecking my gf with my 8" cock
I wonder how that makes you feel?
>Mfw born with a superior sized cock
I sort of feel bad for you.
But not really.
Just remember she's imaging fucking other guys while you two do it.
Next time you fuck her tie a plank of wood across your butt. If she asks what it's for say it to stop yourself from falling in.
im proud to be a faggot with only 5.3 penis but meh never rlly used my penis for other things than fucking a cat. kek
TIL I have a monster horsecock
She's telling you to go fuck yourself.
What happened between you two?
I have average penis size which my wife says is too big. Id love to try one of those things if she'd let me... I want to fill her all the way up. The average vagina can take much larger than any human penis... why not give it a try user, you can ask for anal or something fun in return.
what the fuck
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ON YOUR WEDDING DAYYYEEE
>never rlly used my penis for other things than fucking a cat
welcome to the internet
a freeee rayeeeed
Newfags.
Falling for obvious bait.
Kek.
In all honesty, your dick size is fine (if you arent lying about it op) but your gf might be into fisting or big insertions. She probably doesnt want to tell you but this is a subtle sign she might be into it.
Ditch the bitch. No ifs no buts, ditch her.
Do it. Get rid of her now. You're a cuck, a failure of and man and a weakling if you accept this, and you will deserve nothing but contempt.
If you have any self respect what soever, get rid of this woman.
Your penis is a decent size and there is nothing wrong with it, you aren't less of a man just because she bought this, but you WILL be less of a man if you accept it.
GET
RID
OF
HER.
> no erogenous areas deep inside the vagina
Having my cervix stabbed with big dick makes me orgasm.
>Femanon here
doubt
HAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING CUCK
KYS
She is much more believable as a femanon than you.
yah sucks
Next on Sup Forums, who's the real girl?
Find out when you stop being a cuck jack ass.
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>be me
>couple months ago
>talking with friend I've known for years, have messed around with her in the past
>somehow the thread topic comes up
>mfw she says "Six inches? Thats all I'm getting? "
Fact is girls either don't know about all these scientific studies on averages or they just don't care. They're all size queens.
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