Hey b. I am a 5th dimensional being and would like to do an AMA. I already know what youre gonna ask btw

Hey b. I am a 5th dimensional being and would like to do an AMA. I already know what youre gonna ask btw.

Oh do you, it looks like you are answering a whole lot of nothing.

> I already know what youre gonna ask btw.
nothing, right.

Wrong

I am answering your questions right now.

OP is a faggot.

Hey here my question when will you kill your self

Well, if you know what I'm going to ask. Let's hear the answer first.

youre not a 5th dimensional being bro lol

What am I gonna ask you, OP?

What am I gonna ask you, OP?

f-f-f-f-faaaaaaaaggottttttttt. go to bed you fuckin cringelord

Ok, I'll try this. How did life form?

I have already answered your questions. There's no reason to be critical. The answers will come to you in what you 3d beings call future.

What capabilities do you have, OP?

Hah. No.

I see all realities and times.

where did I just graduate from? What career am I starting?

Can you tell my future based on questions I ask you?

Your time will come soon. Beware large vehicles.

BUMP I NEED TO KNOW THE ANSWER

5d is boring, space Hitler ftw

Post to this reply or your sleep will die in her mother tomorrow.

I am not here to answer questions that are already known to the questioner.

will I ever get a gf?

really dude , that isn't even slightly funny , you try too hard to not sound like a newfag

Can you please tell us what the text of the revelation is?

Wowza you sure are trying hard.

why does a fifth dimensional being exist , why is your purpose? Will you ever kill your self?

does op like cock

I already know fate.

are you a faggot who just watched interstellar and why is the answer yes?

Yes

what's my name

paul

I'm a Venusian with a kickass time paradox that I use to trip through space. What numbers should I play for the lottery in Florida and/or Ohio?

nnnnnnnnnnnnope

all 1's

liar

Gerald then you fuck

All right thanks, we can split it if I win either one

The only letters you've gotten that're actually in my name are A and L

Trayvon

hi op
when will i be happy again

allin

Never

A L I
Getting closer

when you learn to golf.
if not just stare at walls. that does the trick for me

Take your shitty cringe thread to /x/, I'm sure those voodoo fuckers will enjoy your fabrications, faggot.

oh

what if im a poorfag and cant afford the golf

I'm already answering their questions.

this is the perfect type of faggotry for the mouth breathers in /x/.

HOW DO I CHAOS MAGIK OP?!

What year will TIME TRAVEL be invented?

What year will AI become aware?

What year will FEMINISTS stop existing?

What year will HUMANS eradicate SJWs?

Did anyone notice my time paradox? Because I have one...

>Beware large vehicles.

OP, stop with your retarded horoscope/astrology bullshit. Go to bed.

when will the singularity be invented and can I fuse with it to become god-emperor of earth?

Hobo blue cracks jiggle five smelts?

how do i successfully astral project?

how much crack do I need to smoke before I become a 5th dimensional being?

It already is

It already is

Yes

Once Trump is elected

Didn't answer mine. At least correctly

wut?

how many grains of sand does a monkey need to snort to feel life jesus?

Fag

You won't in your lifetime

Just saying the fifth dimensions isn't that interesting. Usually a bunch of faggots. But I have a time paradox...

It's sparkly too...

Time Travel doesn't exist yet.

AI, isn't aware as of yet.

Yes, isn't a year, but okay.

Trump isn't going to win the election.

If you can guess what year I am from, I will give you more information.

can you tell me why?

Tuesday

trump will win
:^)

Because NEET faggot that won't ever get pussy.

Fifth dimensional encompasses an entire entity. There is no individuality in it.

You haven't left the third plane, which is hilarious, as if you had, you would understand what a time paradox means.

that has nothing to do with astral projection, whether or not i will get pussy.

Pussy is the key to astral projection.

Year, not day of week.

Guys I actually am a Venusian with a fucking time paradox that I can use to see every point in time if I drink enough. OP is a liar.

The fifth dimension sucks and your football teams are shit

And King of the Hill is on

can u kill me painlessly

Canada

Go back to your animes.

Soon

Fifth dimensional entity absorbs your life energy to survive, so technically it is.

Why wasn't Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic World?

Wow , people are falling for this shit tier bait.

you don't understand how the fifth dimension works, do you?

He knew it was going to be shit.

Atoms under the pressure of the rapidly expanding universe relatively shortly after the big bang came under the effects of the four natural laws to form chemical bonds that brought atoms together into molecules which ended up on still forming planets covered in devastating molten plains gradually collected together to form larger compositions of molecules that eventually began to react and create recreations of cognitive functionality allowing for systematic recreation after collecting deposits of elements rich on the surface of the newborn planet that delivered an ultimately perfect balance of everything a planet could have to sustain itself, creating the single cell, followed shortly by the conglomeration of cells to create complex systems of function harbored namely by the plausibility of electromagnetic responses to 'stimuli' which pretty much let matter sort itself until the heavy chemical atmosphere of our planet could be purified by these chemical reactions creating an everlasting cycle of what we consider 'life' via the near subatomic structure of atomic purposing that serves to show that your worthless sense of conscious thought is completely irrelevant to the survival of a planet and has no meaning to create or sustain life.

In other words KYS

The 5th dimension is just the passing of time from one point of 'being' to another point creating a timeline, hence being a 5th dimensional being only implies that you exist within a single constrained path of existence like the rest of us. user, are you trying to compensate for something?

exactly 1 weeks worth.

I had a question typed and waited 10 moms to see if you'd answer it before I posted

Even knowing that you're obviously bullshit

I'm a fucking shit house

Yes

Do you know what I'm dreading right now?

what op

Tell us your post number op