Whats the quickest way to get ur dick sucked at a party
Whats the quickest way to get ur dick sucked at a party
Get it done by a trucker at a gas station on the way to the party. Done.
rape
bring some cocaine girls will straight up suck your dick for it
Be attractive.
Have 100 bucks in your wallet. Guarantee you will get your dick sucked by the end of the night
Poppers and Molly
be attractive talk to one girl specifically and ask her to suck your penis
kek
Virgin detected
Do it yourself.
Go to a gay party, duh.
Chat to her and play a drinking game with her maybe some spin the bottle to build uo the night and then go into a closet with her
To pull out your dick next to Op
checked, quads are truth
I have a face that allows me to play life in nightmare mode. The only saving grace I have is a body that needed very little effort to maintain a good shape, so I have no problem gettin laid most of the time if I lowered my standard. So yea that's the hint.
>spin the bottle
>go into the closet
You were doing so well
>bring cocaine
>find drunk girl
>ask to bathroom to do lines
>the rest attends to itself
...
Jesus quads from a fucking middle schooler. Such a waste.
Kek
You fucking kidding me
You've just murdered the unconceived lives of one thousand babies.
You're a hero. My girlfriend making you pancakes. Lucky bastard
this guy knows what he's talking about. eddie is that you?
vacuum cleaner
LOL time to buy some cocaine. being cute only gets you so far
those arent pancakes you faggot
THIS GIRKLS IS PERFDEDfc
not a gay party
alcohol. the fruity shit for the women and tequila or whiskey if you want to fuck her in the ass
This
And this
And maybe just talk to girls like a normal person, figure out which ones are interested then make a move.
That is the WORST FUCKING STEAK i have ever seen in my life
Also breast cancer check
Also to get ur dick sucked just ask real nicely
None of the idiots are going to steer you right,the answer is sucking your own dick.Start with flexibility,ideally you want to be stretching 9 times a day.