What's the manliest, most alpha thing a human man can do?

What's the manliest, most alpha thing a human man can do?

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Not deliberately try to be alpha.

suck a dick then kick his ass for being a faggot

gender reassign to male

Beat up a gorilla or a bear.

Or build a house doing most of his own carpentry, electrical wiring, and plumbing.

properly raise a kid.

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not be ginger

Fuck other manly men in the ass for pleasure and only fuck women for reproduction.

Provide for his wife and kids

Don't be a dick calling himself "alpha".

run away

According to the ancient greeks, facefuck another guy. Bonus points if he's unwilling.

Top kek

>What's the manliest, most alpha thing a human man can do?
Well, never asking or wondering about that question for starters. Alpha males don't even see the alpha-beta dynamic that alpha wanna-be's worship. Each one just assumes he is the best man in the world, even when other alpha's beat him "temporarily" at his own game.
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He wouldn't be on Sup Forums
He'd be out fucking bitches

fuck your mum

Killing a man with his bare hands.

Suck his dad's dick to impress his wife

Rape?

raise another mans child

Kill his dad and marry his mom

A LOT of the ancient world was like that. Difference is, Greece recorded theirs.

It sounds gay because of all those reality tv shows but probably some sort of wilderness survival.

rape everything

Drink a cup of jizz.

Drink a gallon of his own piss then fist fight a bear

ITS HAPPENING!!!!

Get trips.

Like a cuck
Fuck outta here

You prefer alfa?

Moleste his own son.

As opposed to what a reptile man can do?

Or, as a teen son of a physically fit father, rape his dad.

Fuck his underage daughter in the ass while his wife watches. Then go out and shoot some nignogs

become genderfluid

Pee sitting down.

Chuck Norristown

Go on Sup Forums and ask betas
What's the manliest, most alpha thing a human man can do?

1)Mental strength-developed through sports, gym and eating a well balanced diet.
2)Career-a job isn't going to get you anywhere. If you think you're more than what you are because you have a retail job... Just what are you doing? You need to have a clear goal in mind. Perhaps, apply for management positions. Promotions form a career.
3)Self respect-much like the first point but you also have to make sure that you are respecting your own needs and desires. Go out to a bar with some friends from work or alone and just have a nice drink then go home. People will start to notice you, especially if you only have one drink in solidarity.
Fuck man. There are so many things I could just keep listing.

Kek

KEK

Cuck Norris

Forge a massive greatsword then go fight some cunts

Excellent dubs

Fight isis

cry

not give a fuck what little jackoffs on teh interwebs think

Piss on the toilet seat.

You forgot the most important step.
>suck some cock
Honestly, real men suck cock. It's an important part of male bonding. I've taught my son, just as my father taught me, to suck all his friends cocks. Help them out when they're feeling stressed and need a hand.

you can't /thread your own post you beta.

suck a bears dick

Probably this.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=KujmrcF0ZxU

Most 'alphas' would piss their pants, cower in fear and then die in this situation.

Care for his family, work and play hard. Plus not give a fuck about how alpha he is. If you are considering being more alpha then your natural state must be a beta pussy.

...

You sound about 14.

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this

hunt a tiger with a bowie knife

You sound about 15

Suck a dick you beta faggot

>this

i sound about 12

take his girlfriends kids to the zoo

fake and gay

Well this thread is filled with the most intellectual shit posters on the planet.
>abandon thread

your masculinity is fake and gay

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become the town rapist

300+ on bench for 10, that is the essence of primordial man hood.

I too go to Sup Forums to converse with intelligent individuals

hump other men into submission

Hunt a bear naked with only your bare hands at 80 years old
And then fuck it

Taken on all of Russia with their fists.

run for president and lose on purpose

Droll af

>male is selected
>open drop down menu
>keep it on male

I like it.

rape

Get dubs

You could teach these shits a thing or two

Rape

rape more than 1 man, at the same time.

The manliest/most alpha thing a man can do is wake up in the morning and go to bed at night, And between those times does everything and anything he wants to do.

Its that simple.

So changing rotors and front hubs is manly?

Ascend mount washinton on a segway