Help me name this little retard

help me name this little retard

m or f?

OP

Lil retard. That's it's name

A/S/L?

Slagathor

Did you just assume my cats gender?
How do you know it's male or female?

Mr. Mistoffelees

no but for real tho it's male

DIS

nebuchadnezzar, nickname nebby or nezzar

I will call it Lil retard informally, but it's going to have a name that isn't obscene, which I understand might be a little difficult for you guys

Goebbels

Just name it 'Derp'

>sharpie
>stinker
>pooper
>ash
>hole
In case you didn't understand, put a sharpie up your kitten's asshole.

I like Derp, but I don't want it to sound memey.
I want something short that rolls off the tongue easily

Gaddafi

That's going to be a little different considering I won't have him for another 2 weeks

I always name my cats after things they remind me of.
I had a big ginger cat I named Firefox, I had a cat that almoat always had an eye closed that I named Odin.

If the cat is a little retard, and you already call it that, Derp is a nicer way of keepiny the name.

Mango

dick buttkis the turd

Call it Niggly Wiggly

Fair point, I just know that everybody is going to ask "why that name?"

"Because it's a little retard"

this