Hey Sup Forums...

Hey Sup Forums, whoever tells me the funniest joke they have under their belts and I'll post a Rust key for some random cunt, good luck!

Ops dick is under his belt. We have no chance.

here, have my bump.

Instant win for great execution - W4TYL-T676X-0VGLR

kek

that was fast.

why did the chicken cross the road?

because across the road was the border to germany, and the chicken was a paki chicken

What's the difference between a nigger and a park bench?

the bench can support a family of 4

-pic related

I've got more keys, keep the jokes coming gents.

Kekked

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why are niggers so smelly?
- so that blind people may hate them too

top kek

why do niggers have white hands?
-the paint from the cop cars rub off easily

what's the useless skin around a vagina called?

the woman.

My chances of getting a gf

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bump

Women's rights.

Go ahead and send that to cashchecksbreaknecks.

Thanks, pal.

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet? A toilet doesn't follow you around once you've used it.

A deep one:
What's love? The delusion that one woman is different from another.

Why are cyclones/tornadoes usually named after women? Because what starts off as a small blow ends up taking half your house.

thanks OP for making me find this 'jokes'.

What's the best thing about a blowjob? Ten minutes of silence.

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?

The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven.

OP is died

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field!

maybe.
he is surely not dad

I don't have crippling depression

What do you call a jewish pokémon trainer?
Ash