So Sup Forums, I woke up this morning and found a hard lump where my penis meets my balls...

So Sup Forums, I woke up this morning and found a hard lump where my penis meets my balls.It looks a lot like pic related,doesnt hurt,its hard,its not an std or ingrown hair for sure.
I usually masturbate 3 times a day but I havent masturbated in 3 or 4 days prior to this.
Could it be related?Am I going to die/become a cute girl?will it help if I masturbate now or should I avoid touching myself till I go to the doctor tomorrow?

That's cp you know...

user, I'm afraid you have cancer.

its prolly a cyst, cancer doesnt really grow over night. best not to fap, go to doctor, worst case scenario you get some antibiotics and anti inflamatories

No it isnt, its from a public medical report,if you are a pedo you might see it the wrong way

Same exact thing happened to me. Sorry to say dude it's cancer and you're losing at least 1 nut. You probably won't die though

It is weird because I got my wisdom tooth removed recently and im currently taking a lot of antibiotics and anti inflamatory medication

Care to elaborate a bit more on your personal experience?

>Taking antibiotics for no reason at all

Doesn't look like porn, does it? Asshat.

The doctor recommended them because 1 week after they removed my last tooth, the whole right side of the mouth started to inflate like a ball(didnt look like it was infected tho and the scars are already closed)

HHMMMM...there are 2 or three cases:
1. You've fucked a dirty girl or used a crappy toilet. Than it's possible a serious veneral disease (but I don't guess this)
2. Maybe an abscess or a huge simple pimple (but it should be painful)
3. A nodule other causes, also a case for the doctor
You can jerk as much as you like, this isn't a result of them. Ask the doctor, it's recommended

Thanks man, my guess is it is some nodule or tumorous stuff because 1 and 2 are impossible, havent had sex and my higiene is pretty good, didnt use any suspicious bathroom

It's a zit. Or a cyst But don't try popping it yourself. Crotch zits are stubborn as fuck. Go to a clinic and ask some poor nurse to fix it.

Cant be a zit,the shape isnt circular and it doesnt look like a cyst either.
It looks exactly as if you took a small piece of paper and folded it a couple of times randomly, so it is hard and has some volume, then you lay that piece of paper on the base of your dick and the skin covers it.
Im not sure if that shit explanation is understandable.

Congratulations OP, you've grown a third testicle

I'm sorry to say you have dead op, but don't worry, it's painless and you'll be cancer in a few weeks.

Its not that big, its a bit smaller than a fingerprint.
Looks like there is a thinner almond

Go see a fucking doctor you dimwit

It wouldnt be that bad if it was cancer, im not much interested in life, but I dont think I could convince my family to acceot the idea that i wouldnt take threatment so if it is bad i would probably off myself and avoid stupid chemo and shit

Im going tomorrow, basically I wanted your opinion about wether I should jerk off today or not

>just wanted your opinion about weather I should jerk off today or not

kek

It's that or some kind of iodine mouthwash, which can fuck up your thyroid

Holy shit i think you might be really smart.
I had no swelling in my mouth at all rhe 5 days after I got it removed and 2nights ago I decided to apply a gel that the dentist gave me to help with the cicatrization.
The morning (yesterday)i woke up with huge inflamation in the mouth wich is going away but still remains a bit, and this morning i woke up with that thing in the dick.
Do you think it could be related?