So Sup Forums, which one are you?

So Sup Forums, which one are you?

im a mom apparently

>doing it literally how the driving instructor tells you how makes you racecar driver
alrighty then, stay a faggot

definitely a mom

im a lazy mom with a old car who got the sweet gap on the south end of the steering wheel.

comfy af

no ordinary driver?
sometimes im douche sometimes im mom then

Douche if I'm resting elbow on the window area, otherwise new driver.

Mom if I'm drunk

Instructor says 10 & 2, not 9 & 3...

Do you even drive, NEET?

Right hand, blue... no left hand

I'm all of them in a single car ride

pic related

dat bait tho

I rest my wrist on the Douch Spot while driving on the interstate. Gripping is for fgts.....

A mix between douche and race car driver

mom confirmed

actually, since airbags can break your arms, they tell you to drive like a "mom" now

Been a while since u been to driving school m8

Purple when driving a camper, a blue when I'm in traffic, a green when I'm rallying the piss out of a back road, and a red when I'm driving a pickup.

douchebag racer mom reporting in

Mostly blue, sometimes mom

The position of my hands varies depending in what I'm doing.

Resting near the blue or pink if I'm on a long straightaway
One on pink and one on green when turning (if turning left then left hand on green and)
If I see a cop coming then both hands on green

One hand on Douche, one hand "lazily" on mom - for those "Oh Shit" moments....

Red and blue

Actually, They dont. Broken arms can heal, Broken face - not so much....

Still 10&2, bruh

Have fun controlling your steering wheel in the event of an accident you douche nozzle

in the city mom
when driving fast in highway blue

I let jesus take the wheel, Sup Forumsro

According to this shit.. I'm a racing mom.

kek.

I use my index finger on the bottom of the steering wheel like a boss

In Germany it's 3 & 9 in driving schools

depends on how I'm driving

if I'm doing 30-40 through the middle of my town, then I'll usually do one hand on purple, if I'm doing 70-90 on the freeway, I'll have both hands on blue and I'll use green and red to take 90° turns or gradual turns at about 20-40 mph

I find blue most comfortable overall though

>not gripping the middle for maximum comfort and stability

I swear you Americans are fucked in the head

You are me.

You fucks drive on the wrong side of the road though, so its whatevs....

I slide my hands all over the fucking wheel all the time, so I don't even know.

No hands

>inventor of the automobile
>we decide what's right and what's wrong
:^)

t. Nazi scumbag

I'm okay with that

Apparently, I'm a race car driving mom

I'm everyone of those

>inventor of the automobile
>Still debated as there is no existing physical evidence

Too bad you guys haven't made a good car since

Apparently I am a Left Mom and a Douche when I turn.

All of those OP.

But mostly new car one hander or mom one hander.

Racecar driver apparently.

>Inventor of the automobile
Top kek, faggot. Try again.

Wrong. Henry Ford invented the automobile. You cucks invented the volkswagen.

Anyone who grips their wheel with two hands all the time while driving has most likely never commuted or spent an hour + in a car.
Plus even in city driving griping the wheel with two hands is wrong, should be ready and loose for over hand and turning the wheel.

I'm a new driver mostly because I really am a new driver, never got an opportunity to learn until now

He's actually right. They tell you to have your hands lower on the steering wheel.

>That shit is even remotely correct.

>American education ladies and gentlemen

No, he won a race for the patent.
The automobile was long 'invited' before him.

I thought Henry came up with the assembly line, not the automobile.

...

>American education hur dur, but cites Benz as the original creator.

Kill yourself, faggot.

Douch with the right hand and mom with the left hand

red/blue/purple
but only on left hand.
the other one is usually on the shift stick

At least we have education not like in your third world country you nigger faggot

Who invented the automobile then enlighten us

Left hand at 'mom', right on shift stick

I'm left green + right blue

I never said that Benz invented the automobile (he did tho). A couple of people were working on it at the same time, including Maybach and Daimler who were German. That was my point

Tell me more about that education of yours

>a car is neither physical nor does it exist.
Going to a museum doesn't hurt